[ilyaquoi]

welcome to tag city baby.

SPECIAL TAGS:

hall of fame: my personal favorite posts

beautiful neurotic flower: shane’s various neuroses.

canceled ilya: he’s literally canceled.

ilya online: the conceit of this tag is basically just this very good post.

tvm: the vampire marleau.

meta rpf: originally for in-universe rpf but now it’s really anything related to shane and ilya being public figures

freak4freak: hollanov sex stuff.

intertextuality: stuff that relates heated rivalry to a Different Thing. i’m legally obligated to tell you there’s a lot of iwtv in there. with notes of skam and peanuts (obviously).

paperclip emoji: puts you in my folder.

MEDIUMS AND STUFF:

gifs / stills / videos / edits / art / fics / music

behind-the-scenes / press / photoshoots

analysis / commentary

EPISODES:

1.01 / 1.02 / 1.03 / 1.04 / 1.05 / 1.06

others i need to add:

eyes emoji

hr adjacent

meta

rxns

hr + posts

metaposting

lexicon

jackie le fay

bicurious mouse thrall hayden

diva ilya

web weaving

shane posting

myfiretruck

thr

[gaysie]

the way shane would’ve died wondering if ilya hadn’t started beating it in the shower oh my god im actually tearing up beating meat saves lives

[cuppydogshane]

wearing cashmere to my dl hookup #straight

[blacksheepcolorfulskin]

This is lowkey such a wild choice but I can’t deny how well done it is haha.

[boitterfly]

thinking about him* again

[graceebooks]

[graceebooks]

[handsywoman]

[castielchitaqua]

it's good that shane is a professional hockey player and will never have to look for a career cause can you imagine how annoying he would be on LinkedIn

[urie]

[whatthebodygraspsnot]

ilya cuteness-aggression boyfriend-squeezer rozanov vs. shane sensory-seeker hollander

they’re not fighting btw don’t break them up

[smokingrozanov]

Oh my goddd it’s been said to death but Ilya is peacocking SO BADDD. Look Hollander we play so well together. See Hollander I can give you physical affection in front of others. Can I call you Shane yet? No? Okay then look Hollander see how good I am with kids. Look at my abs & my ass & my hair when I’m soaking wet Hollander. Please want me back

[noahreids]

Heated Rivalry s01e06 | This is real though, right?

[themoonandmyman]

but im a pleak… Im a weirdo… what the hell am I doing here ….

[gaygoatshane]

[ilyapasta]

Ilya packing for the cottage like "gotta look hott gotta give SLUT but also show that I'm cool and don't care even though hollander knows I care and it should be warm right let me bring tank tops because Shane—Hollander—no—Shane likes them I know he does I think he does ah swim stuff tiny shorts the ones I wore at the pool in Tampa when Holl—Shane looked good enough to eat maybe he will let me eat him maybe I will tell him I care for him NO this is a sex vacation NO we are something maybe we could be something did I really dance at Scott Hunter's gay club do you think Shane would dance with me sexy at a club or maybe we will dance under the stars at his boring country cottage maybe I will tell him everything maybe I will just tell him one thing I like about him maybe I will bring one Boston Raiders t-shirt to piss him off maybe I will suck him off outside maybe I will tell him I love him— ONE THING AT A TIME ROZANOV"

[boitterfly]

[boyfloral]

Ilya Rozanov will be the world's first male top to get pregnant from topping his husband

[elokitties]

me as a fish living on a beautiful costal shoreline: I hope that gay crab doesn’t show up today

the gay crab:

[80shollander]

#myilya loves red40