Veeoh

Cry with me so I know it’s real

[ruinedchildhood]

[Retweet]

[tetasita]

[amateur]

this is the realest shit i’ve ever seen

[sharonsgf]

theres this chinese girl in my class who isnt very fluent in english and she asked me if i have a boyfriend and i was like “i dont. i dont like. boys” and she nodded very wisely and went “ah. cooties”

[yamujiburo]

Give Jess a Cubone ASAP

[fakehistory]

Man discovers new form of erectile dysfunction pills (2018) colorized

[omen-the-undying-kaizoku]

[c-bassmeow]

[anneonomus]

That relatable (older) Gen Z memory: when all the projectors and white boards got replaced by Smart Boards™ around like fifth grade and none of the teachers knew how to use them but they Had To Use them otherwise the school just wasted a bunch of money and it was a rlly weird transition

[amateur]

*At the gates of Heaven*

Angel: God said we can’t let you in

Me:

[chadwicc]

[proletariangf]

straight white boy culture is a gem

[capnskull]

[death-by-lulz]

I can’t hear you, I’m wearing my jacuzzi suit!

[art-nimals]

Vincent Van Gogh, Hand with a Bowl, and a Cat, March - April 1885, chalk on paper, Van Gogh Museum, Amsterdam

[hannahlady]

Vincent, big fan, but WHAT is that CAT

[themysteryoftheunknownuniverse]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[xxxtictacion]

After 5 years it’s super slow

[sindri42]

It’s got proprietary tires that don’t fit on anything else and shred themselves every hundred miles

also it’s only compatible with about 40% of roads

[fiyabwal]

Radio has no speakers and only works with specialized bluetooth headset

[roar104]

There’s only one button to control everything on the center console and a tiny ass touchscreen

[charlesoberonn]

You need to buy a special accessory if you want to open the door and sit down at the same time.

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

Costs more than your house and will outsell everyone

[klubbhead]

[filmsoundtracks-moved]

[doggosource]

snoot booped

[vladtheunfollower]

[pepplemint]

NO GUYS I SEE YOUR NOTES BUT I DON’T THINK YOU GET IT

HE DID IT

[bellygangstaboo]

i need to hire them for all my birthday parties