·aurora·

I live inside a constant state of disassociation. 21/she/her

[mydearestmonster]

Werewolf: *transforming* You have to go, now! I don’t want you to see me like this…

Human s/o: Don’t push me away! I’m not afraid of you!!

Werewolf: No no I’m just really dumb as a wolf and I don’t want you to see me bark at a mirror for two hours 

[dirtymonsterconfessions]

How could you hide this beautiful thing in the tags?

- Mod Naga

[silver-tongues-blog]

werewolf after waking up the next morning: I am going to kill you Human: is it because i threw werewolf: YES ITS BECAUSE YOU THREW THE STICK BUT REALLY JUST HID IT BEHIND YOUR BACK

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dojacatgifs]

[k-eke]

👖

[alternate-route]

She has the range

[koney-scanlines]

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

…oh no

[reperspectivity]

This is the IT version of the condom pinned to the ‘be safe’ note.

[nerdgasrnz]

For posterity (no pun intended)

[whitmerule]

oh no

[palmer]

[freakyyvirgo]

[bumwhole-deactivated20201009]

me to COVID-19

[whitepeopletwitter]

[animalcrossingpocketcamps]

Ugly Animal Jail

[silver-tongues-blog]

The only ugly animal I see is the pig

[whitepeopletwitter]

[wakandamama]

Yall digging all this shit up, disrespect it, then wonder why we are having the 7 fucking plagues.

[bikinibottomtwitter]

People just don’t understand…(via)

[art-mysecondname]

Edward Schmid - The American Sign Language

[bromgah]

Jenna Marbles - I Made That Awful Soap Hand

[renousim]

thinking about the guy on reddit that posted a pic of a giant water bug he put on his arm after flipping it over because it was on its back

[renousim]

[renousim]

the sequel: tarantula hawk in an open cup

[fluffyjester]

wheres that pic of the person holding a blue ring octopus?

[fourleaved]

this is the only image on these internets that has ever seriously made me scream out loud. these things are like, among the most lethal animals on the planet

[hardgore--alice]

[gahdamnpunk]

Ok so how tf do we resuscitate Sinatra so he can come back to life and finish what he started??

[lifewithoutsocks]

[beckettmariner-deactivated20200]

me, a 1967 housewife and homemaker, preparing a pork roast for my three children and unappreciative businessman husband while Star Trek s02e01 “Amok Time” plays on my brand-new state-of-the-art color TV in the background, minding my own business, happening to glance up during the fight scene:

[theguardianoflasttuesday]

It would have been a pretty late dinner for kids.  It its first run, Trek started 8:30pm, so the fight scene would have been at almost 9:30pm.

[beckettmariner-deactivated20200]

You really just gonna walk into this home and criticize my parenting? As if I don’t do enough for this family? Why did I ever marry you? You didn’t even thank me for the pork roast I worked on all evening IswearIdossomuchforyouandyounevertakethetimetoappreciateitI’msodamntiredallthetimemybackhurtsfromcookingporkroastjustletmerelaxandwatchsomefuckingstartrekyouasshole-

[meloetta]

i still can’t believe renaissance fairs are real

[meloetta]

it’s like anime expo for fans of the black plague

[zoby]

have you ever actually been to one or are you just basing this on that episode of family guy

[meloetta]

the implication that i’ve ever seen an episode of family guy in my life is worse than all the medieval insults that have been thrown at me so far

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Lactose intolerant person working at cold stones like a eunuch guarding a harem

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

[wormsigns]

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

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