performative academia

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[im--upto-no-good]

no one:

dark academics: haha swords coffee blood murder latin moon poetry omens history homoeroticism reading death passion haha

[iwas-handpicked]

she’s a 10 but the sleepiest woman to have ever lived

[seriousjones]

I’m so ready to be able to legally drink. only eating all these years has left me very thirsty. I have heard very good things about water

[zagreus]

due to personal reasons i will now remove all of my vertebrae and shuffle them like a pack of cards before putting them back in place in a completely different order

[effemimaniac]

"sorry that probably doesn't make much sense" <- for perfectly intelligible & logical statements relevant to the present conversation

"you get what I mean." <- for unparsable non sequiturs

[electricheart]

it’s so true that the greatest weapon against nihilism and existential despair is to find joy in the mundane and to never stop chasing after love

[peoplehood-deactivated20211003]

Maximalism! Cover your walls with art, clutter your shelves with trinkets and ceramics, fill your corners with potted plants!

[peoplehood-deactivated20211003]

This.

[ace-trainer-risu]

Craft stores are just like "can I interest you in some...objects? some items? would you like some things?" and every time I'm like Oooh I love objects and items and things!

[7l7l7l7l7l7l7l7]

i like dates. i like quality time. i like reassurance. i like details. i like reciprocated energy.

[violetvibrations]

@ symbolic.art.studio

[lifeiswonderfullyyours]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

I literally can't stop saying <3 it's my favorite punctuation mark

[batsandboba]

birds are so privileged for being able to sit on top of street lamps and judge people. i wish i was up there

[toastbutteregg]

[funnytwittertweets]

[observingzombie]

Feel like normal life is wearing you down?

Want to give up on human society?

Well you can!

BECOME A CRYPTID!!!

Just follow these steps and you too can become a much beloved monster like the mothman.

Abandon all of your loved ones and material possessions.

Escape into the wilderness and hide your face from the sun and your fellow men.

Start haunting abandoned buildings or visiting public places like the local park at night

Grow 6 feet tall or even taller and develop glowing eyes and a raspy growl.

Coincide your appearances with bad events.

Kidnap local children for sustenance (optional)

Congrats! You have successfully become a cryptid! Now get out there and put the spooks into people you sexy, scary thing.

[funnytwittertweets]