We gotta get things ready for the big gay!

I MEANT DAY! // DHMIS RP Acc // Currently escaped from a mental facility // I'm the reason you have Thanatophobia

[locally-sourced-businessman]

Once I finish with all this paperwork, I'm gonna go spend some time at the cemetery...for no particular reason.

[locally-sourced-businessman]

So, turns out graveyards are kinda lonely…

[im-coffin]

Do ya want some company?

[locally-sourced-businessman]

It's either god hates me, or I just have insomnia…

[im-coffin]

Please sleep, Briefcase...

[locally-sourced-businessman]

Does anyone know the word for wanting a lesbian relationship but with another guy?

[im-coffin]

Gay or homosexual

[locally-sourced-businessman]

I just ate a thumbtack…tastes like metal.

[im-coffin]

oh no, are you okay?

[locally-sourced-businessman]

Yeah, I'm fine, turns out tissues are really good at soaking up blood!

[im-coffin]

You need me to come help you?

[locally-sourced-businessman]

I just ate a thumbtack…tastes like metal.

[im-coffin]

oh no, are you okay?

[your-local-lovebug]

furry boy bit my arm again and said that i tasted like banana bread and now im curious if i actually do

[im-coffin]

Please don't commit self-cannibalism

[im-coffin]

@your-local-lovebug you made this, didn't you?

[your-local-lovebug]

whwre is thr special one refrigerator.???

refideg? huh??

[mintmale]

where is the special one refrigerator.

[your-local-lovebug]

WITCH ONE

[mintmale]

you know the one

[your-local-lovebug]

I DONT!!!!!!

[mintmale]

[im-coffin]

You know which one.

[mintmale]

coff mug, do u know where it is?

[im-coffin]

Definitely know where it is is where it is it is where it is it is.

[your-local-lovebug]

whwre is thr special one refrigerator.???

refideg? huh??

[mintmale]

where is the special one refrigerator.

[your-local-lovebug]

WITCH ONE

[mintmale]

you know the one

[your-local-lovebug]

I DONT!!!!!!

[mintmale]

[im-coffin]

You know which one.

[im-coffin]

Coffin says trans rights?

TRANS FUCKIN RIGHTS

[your-local-lovebug]

where's everyone

[im-coffin]

Ahem???

[your-local-lovebug]

hi coffin how was rehab

[im-coffin]

Agitating.

Boring.

Everything that's bad.

[your-local-lovebug]

well at least youve been rehabilated!

if theres an afterlife i hope we meet each other in hell

[im-coffin]

Hopefully it's like the cartoon hell.

((Hazbin/Helluva))

[your-local-lovebug]

nevermind ill be waiting in purgatory

[im-coffin]

Okay.

You do you, but I'll be over here collecting dead demons and drinking my adult juice without you.

[your-local-lovebug]

slow down goth boy you just got out of rehab

[im-coffin]

None of their shit worked on me, so I'm perfectly insane.

[your-local-lovebug]

being mentally unstable is miserable, trust me ik 😔

however, i will say that malcom did help me get better mentally... so if you're interested in feeling better, i'm just saying hes an available option 😁

[im-coffin]

Uhm

Fuck. That.

I'm not becoming a love-crack induced Coffin.

Yall might paint me pink and red and put hearts on my eyes-

Love and death don't actually go well together, either...

[your-local-lovebug]

I didn't say you had to join, i was just saying he was an option. but if you're so determined to insult us, then perhaps a better option for you would be a therapist. Sure its expensive, but at least its not a "love cult," right Coffin?

or you could take a trip back to that looney bin you were at before, but that wouldn't be great on your reputation at the workplace. so it's your decision.

[im-coffin]

1: Therapists don't actually care.

2: That place never worked for anybody.

3: I'm only an assole because I don't take other people's verbal shit.

I may be selfish most of the time, if not, all the time because I'm selfish, and I don't care if I am or not.

Because Uno Reverse, Bitch.

[im-coffin]

I almost got caught by the doctors, again-

Don't let them find me..

[your-local-lovebug]

where's everyone

[im-coffin]

Ahem???

[your-local-lovebug]

hi coffin how was rehab

[im-coffin]

Agitating.

Boring.

Everything that's bad.

[your-local-lovebug]

well at least youve been rehabilated!

if theres an afterlife i hope we meet each other in hell

[im-coffin]

Hopefully it's like the cartoon hell.

((Hazbin/Helluva))

[your-local-lovebug]

nevermind ill be waiting in purgatory

[im-coffin]

Okay.

You do you, but I'll be over here collecting dead demons and drinking my adult juice without you.

[your-local-lovebug]

slow down goth boy you just got out of rehab

[im-coffin]

None of their shit worked on me, so I'm perfectly insane.

[your-local-lovebug]

being mentally unstable is miserable, trust me ik 😔

however, i will say that malcom did help me get better mentally... so if you're interested in feeling better, i'm just saying hes an available option 😁

[im-coffin]

Uhm

Fuck. That.

I'm not becoming a love-crack induced Coffin.

Yall might paint me pink and red and put hearts on my eyes-

Love and death don't actually go well together, either...

[your-local-lovebug]

where's everyone

[im-coffin]

Ahem???

[your-local-lovebug]

hi coffin how was rehab

[im-coffin]

Agitating.

Boring.

Everything that's bad.

[your-local-lovebug]

well at least youve been rehabilated!

if theres an afterlife i hope we meet each other in hell

[im-coffin]

Hopefully it's like the cartoon hell.

((Hazbin/Helluva))

[your-local-lovebug]

nevermind ill be waiting in purgatory

[im-coffin]

Okay.

You do you, but I'll be over here collecting dead demons and drinking my adult juice without you.

[your-local-lovebug]

slow down goth boy you just got out of rehab

[im-coffin]

None of their shit worked on me, so I'm perfectly insane.

[your-local-lovebug]

where's everyone

[im-coffin]

Ahem???

[your-local-lovebug]

hi coffin how was rehab

[im-coffin]

Agitating.

Boring.

Everything that's bad.

[your-local-lovebug]

well at least youve been rehabilated!

if theres an afterlife i hope we meet each other in hell

[im-coffin]

Hopefully it's like the cartoon hell.

((Hazbin/Helluva))

[your-local-lovebug]

nevermind ill be waiting in purgatory

[im-coffin]

Okay.

You do you, but I'll be over here collecting dead demons and drinking my adult juice without you.

[your-local-lovebug]

where's everyone

[im-coffin]

Ahem???

[your-local-lovebug]

hi coffin how was rehab

[im-coffin]

Agitating.

Boring.

Everything that's bad.

[your-local-lovebug]

well at least youve been rehabilated!

if theres an afterlife i hope we meet each other in hell

[im-coffin]

Hopefully it's like the cartoon hell.

((Hazbin/Helluva))

[your-local-lovebug]

where's everyone

[im-coffin]

Ahem???

[your-local-lovebug]

hi coffin how was rehab

[im-coffin]

Agitating.

Boring.

Everything that's bad.