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lost 12lbs in 2 months and I've never felt prettier
Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
Might I add:
The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed
The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child
The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship
The adventures of a space roomba
Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)
I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head
hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):
The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)
The Monster of Sentan
The Witch’s Cat
Raise Both Children
Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)
Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)
My Arch Nemesis Cynthia
Pirates and Mermaid
Eindred and the Witch
The Demon King
The Cornerwitch
Grandmother Beetroot
Apocalypse Daycare Worker
Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon
New Year Saga
A Story About Changelings
Ranger in the King’s Forest
The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit
Goblin Men (Canines)
I am in love with you /p
Adding Faceblind Prince Charming and Cinderella
21. The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship
22. The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed
adding the Doctors Without Borders one
I LOVE tumblr storytime, so here’s a bunch more your weekend reading. Enjoy!
24. The Queen with Three Cursed Children
25. Tiny Dragon with one coin hoard
26. Haunted house
27. Shark hero was about to go rogue
28. Grandma lives in the woods comic
29. A Different Aftermath comic
30. Battery (microstory but I love it so much)
31. It’s A Date comic
32. Supervillian kidnaps rival’s kid and they want to stay
33. Narrative Town
34. I have been hired to clean the wizard tower comic
35. Robot Apocalypse
36. The Statues That Do Not Weather
37. Kushiel
38. Tooth Fairy
39. Alien abduction
40. Felonious wish-granting
41. When humans met actual space orcs
42. Space cousins
43. How to Bury a Gentile
Keeping my body on its toes by drinking green tea then a glass of vodka and lemonade ✨
Water fasting 💙💦🌊
Almost done with a 2 day fast and I've never felt so happy over not eating. The first day I lost 3lbs and I'll find out if I've lost more when I weigh myself tomorrow morning
✨Does laundry AND hangs it up to dry!?!?!?✨
Pfft would a depressed person do that, I think not
✨Stuck between wanting to stay THICC but also wanting to be STICK ✨
Who knows where this gif is from
Small progress.
Before and after
Ya’ll talk about the Mom Friend and the Older Sibling Friend but I hear nothing about the Goblin Friend
Eats food up off the floor screaming something about the five second rule
Sweatpants count as a look
Throws everything in a pile on the nearest surface as soon as they’re home
“Haha that’s gross let me see”
Hoards of some sort. Mugs, pens, notebooks, anything
Sitting in a dark room for hours wrapped up in seven blankets in front of a laptop unblinking
Makes weird noise effects to express emotions
Laying on random surfaces
WHAT TO DO IF YOU OR SOMEONE ELSE FAINTS
Warning signs of fainting include
Pale, cool, and sweaty skin
Lightheadedness or dizziness
A slow pulse
Nausea
Frequent yawning
Feeling of restlessness
Tightness in the chest
Palpitations (feeling/hearing your heart pounding)
If this happens, sit or lie down. Put your head between your knees to promote blood flow to the brain.
DO NOT
Slap, shake, or throw water on the victim
Place a pillow under the head
Attempt to move a person unnecessarily
Try to make an unconscious person sit or stand up
Never leave an unconscious person unattended at any time. If necessary, ask someone else to call 911.
Those who faint usually regain consciousness within seconds to minutes
ALWAYS make sure you have a fast acting carbohydrate on you. Orange juice, LifeSavers, (NOT DIET) soda, dried fruits (raisins), bananas, glucose gel/tablets, energy bars, rice cakes, pretzels, other candies. EAT THESE AS SOON AS YOU FEEL FAINT OR RIGHT AFTER YOU PASS OUT AND ARE 100% SURE THAT YOU CAN SWALLOW WITHOUT CHOKING
not a meme but I thought it was important
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30 day challenge
Alrighty boys and girls ,I challenge you to 30 days of eliminating all liquid calories. Drink only water and eat when you're hungry and you'll be surprised at the amount of weight you lose!
Weight loss inspiration :)
Body check | 5’8” | 116.2lbs | BMI: 17.6
I feel huge in this photo??????
depression tips™
shower. not a bath, a shower. use water as hot or cold as u like. u dont even need to wash. just get in under the water and let it run over you for a while. sit on the floor if you gotta.
moisturize everything. use whatever lotion u like. unscented? dollar store lotion? fancy ass 48 hour lotion that makes u smell like a field of wildflowers? use whatever you want, and use it all over.
put on clean, comfortable clothes.
put on ur favorite underwear. cute black lacy panties? those ridiculous boxers u bought last christmas with candy cane hearts on the butt? put em on.
drink cold water. use ice. if u want, add some mint or lemon for an extra boost.
clean something. doesn’t have to be anything big. organize one drawer of ur desk. wash five dirty dishes. do a load of laundry. scrub the bathroom sink.
blast music. listen to something upbeat and dancey and loud, something that’s got lots of energy. sing to it, dance to it, even if you suck at both.
make food. don’t just grab a granola bar to munch. take the time and make food. even if it’s ramen. add something special to it, like a hard boiled egg or some veggies. prepare food, it tastes way better, and you’ll feel like you accomplished something.
make something. write a short story or a poem, draw a picture, color a picture, fold origami, crochet or knit, sculpt something out of clay, anything artistic. even if you don’t think you’re good at it.
go outside. take a walk. sit in the grass. look at the clouds. smell flowers. put your hands in the dirt and feel the soil against your skin.
call someone. call a loved one, a friend, a family member, call a chat service if you have no one else to call. talk to a stranger on the street. have a conversation and listen to someone’s voice. if you can’t, text or email or whatever, just have some social interaction with another person. even if you don’t say much, listen to them.
cuddle your pets if you have them/can cuddle them. take pictures of them. talk to them. tell them how u feel, about your favorite movie, a new game coming out.
Reblog as much as you can
Absolutely helpful. I think I’ve done three or four of these things today, makes you feel better.
I do a lot of these things to cope, very helpful post.
It’s not often you see depression tips that are actually useful on this hellsite, these are all good though. Also good things to do (depressed or not) if you’re feeling lethargic or can’t focus!
Weight loss tip
Between every bite of food ,have a gulp of water. That way the food will be digested quicker and you'll also be fuller quicker, therefore eating less food
Buddy needed
Anyone want to water fast with me? I need a buddy to do this with for 7 days. Pm me if you're interested xx
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