Hi! Can you do headcanons for Shikamaru with a S/O thatâs as smart as him and really likes reading? Either way, have a good day!
Shikamaru with a Smart S/O Headcanons!
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we all know why shikamaru fell for you
no one else in the entire village could compare to the pure attraction he had for you, who could hold your own with your sharp mind and keen intellect
he catches you in the library a few times when the two of you were just getting to know each other, and it made his heart melt seeing how studious and intelligent you were
ever since then, heâs made very frequent trips to the library, because he definitely needed shogi books for dummies. definitely.
you caught him red-handed one day, as you noticed how often he just happened to walk by the area you were sitting at, and you beckoned him over
the two of you talked and really hit it off as the conversation started with small talk at first before quickly spiraling into a philosophical discussion about the meaning of life
it was intriguing, finding someone who could actually match your pace with quick-witted remarks and a sharp tongue, and the warm, excited feeling in your heart was proof
you two continued to meet at the library, always debating a new topic every single time
until one day, he proposed the topic of love
it took you completely aback at first, since shikamaru seemed to be quite a detached man who only focused on his work and shogi
but you were curious to see where the conversation would lead, so you bit
it was one of the most fascinating discussions the two of you had to date, learning about what he looks for in a partner, what you like in a man, if love was merely a survival tactic, if soulmates exist...
that definitely led to the two of you dropping some hints here and there
âwell, you know... i like a man who can keep up with me. also, iâm a sucker for dark hair.â
âah, i see... i think itâs cool when people read books. it tells a lot about what kind of person they are.â
the air was so thick with unspoken words and feelings, you could cut it with a knife
until one of you broke the silence
âhmm... how would you feel if, say, the person who you liked was... right in front of you?â
âwell, i would say i like them back, of course.â
and the rest is history :)
as your loving boyfriend, shikamaru will always nag you to play shogi with him, since youâre the only one that can keep up with his impeccable strategy
but youâre just trying to read, so you tell him to leave you alone you just got to the good part!
he sighs exasperatedly, spouting his signature catchphrase:
âtroublesome.â
he then flops onto the bed and beckons you to lie between his legs and read, since he definitely wants to read the good part too
he probably doesnât, he just wants some cuddles with his braniac troublemaker
you comply, smiling in content as you get comfortable with shikamaruâs arms wrapped around you as your eyes flit across the pages
âoi, oi, slow down a bit! youâre turning the pages too fast,â he whines, his chin tucked in your shoulder
you giggle, reading even faster as you reach the climax of the story, and eventually shikamaru gives up, yawning loudly before falling asleep with his head perched on your shoulder and his arms wrapped around your torso
two braniacs in a pod make for the best relationship dynamic, one that is never ever boring!
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Shikamaru is intrigued by the idea of cockwarming to say the least
the warmth, just the closeness of it all, he canât get it out of his mind
the first time he suggests it is after a long day at work, he just needed some stress relief, needed you
and heâs convincing, ya know? itâs something about that voice
so you end up sliding down onto his half-hard length with little more than a crook of his finger and a âtake a seatâ
a cigarette in his mouth while you sit on his cock? thereâs nothing more relaxing
but sometimes, when heâs in a particularly cross mood because of the idiots at work, or heâs maybe heâs just feeling playful, itâs used as a punishment
heâs a teasing bastard and once he pictures it, watching you squirm on top of him with every little shift of his hips, the blush as you try to stifle your whimpers, heâs hooked
it usually ends with you begging for him to fuck you senseless, or at least just move god damn it, give you some release
and sometimes heâll oblige
but more often heâll make you work for it yourself
lazy boy loves to watch you ride him, what can he say?
âStop moving.â
Shikamaru took another drag from his cigarette and flipped through the pages of the report he was going over intently in preparation for his next mission. You knew it was important, and a particularly frustrating assignment to say the least â which is exactly why heâd trudged in several minutes earlier with a sour expression and sat down without so much as a âhoney, Iâm home!â Just a simple demand, âCome here,â followed by the sound of his belt being removed and an expectant expression.
So yeah, maybe he was trying to focus, but so were you before he had walked in. It was only fair for you to have a little fun, right? I mean it truly wasnât fair on his part, sitting there looking so damn good, that cigarette dangling from his lips with his gaze focused intently on papers in his hand, sporting an infuriatingly nonchalant expression for someone whose cock was filling you up so perfectly, making you wet just from the sensation. And the way heâd lean forward every so often to ash his cigarette, shifting forward on the couch with a small thrust of his hips that sent shiver down your spine... now that was just plain cruel.
You ignored his instructions, grinding against his lap slowly and eliciting a low groan from the man underneath you. A devilish smirk pulled up the corner of your mouth at the reaction but your satisfaction was promptly interrupted by a quick smack on your bare ass, causing you to whimper slightly.
âI said stop moving,â he warned, the husk in his voice the only evidence that he was eight inches deep in you as he said it. You huffed and crossed your arms in a pout but he just snickered before shuffling his papers and turning his eyes back to their contents.
Hmph. Well if he thought it was was funny, youâd show him funny. You leaned down to nuzzle your head in the crook of his neck and he let out a relaxed sigh, satisfied you were finally going to let him focus. Instead though, you placed a wet kiss on the sensitive skin there, letting your fingers find their way to his dark ponytail to tangle in his tresses the way you knew he loved. You started rocking back and forth on his lap again slowly as you suckled on the skin gently, leaving light hickies as you went, pulling another husky groan from his chest. He threw down the folder of documents beside him and tskâd, taking hold of your hips with his newly unoccupied hands and guiding your movement on his cock. âTroublesome woman, Iâm trying to focus, but youâre just so needy, hmm?â He thrusted into you to emphasize both words, earning him a loud moan.
He smirked and leaned forward to put out his cigarette, before sighing, âI guess I wonât keep you waiting any longer. You better be ready sweetheart, I had a long day.â
you missed it because you were looking at your phone but an angel just appeared to me with a flaming sword and told me that god decided there's nothing wrong with day drinking
listen fucker, whale songs can be twice as loud as a fucking jet engine, more than loud enough to burst eardrums, paralyze limbs and cause organ damage at close range. sperm whales, the loudest animal on the planet, could literally vibrate a human body to death. the sheer fact they donât is either ignorance, choice, or lack of opportunityânot inability. as for blue whales (aka the biggest creature to exist ever despite the fact that megafauna roamed the earth for tens of millions of years before these fucks came around), well a blue whaleâs corpse is capable of literally exploding from gas buildup. and thatâs not even getting into my extreme visceral discomfort surrounding whale falls aka the process of a whale carcass falling abyssal depths of thousands and thousands of feet, just falling through the fucking water to the ocean floor and creating a complex localized ecosystem capable of sustaining who-knows-what kind of deep-sea terrors for decades, so kindly get fucked.Â
đ„ș cal acknowledged the michael faudet poem he was mentioned in.... artists showing love to other artists through their own form of expression? sâmaking me soft.
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