✰Lizzie The Rat✰

Requests OPEN | 19

[bitchiha]

Naruto Masterlist

Rules!!

➢ Hi I’m Lizzie LOL and this is my writing blog! I don’t have a schedule because my two brain cells are already strained enough, plus I think my element of disappointing you with the lack of content and then suddenly dropping something is too satisfying to let go of

➢ Request status: CLOSED

➢ Fandoms I write for: Naruto + Boku No Hero Academia (coming soon)

full Naruto m.list under the cut

Multi Chara Headcanons

-headcanon prompts done with multiple characters

➢ Quarantine: How they act isolation

[crack] ft. Naruto, Kiba, Kakashi, Lee, Shika

➢ Tiktok: type of Tiktoker they would be

[crack] ft. Naruto, Shika, Sasuke

➢ Hogwarts: their life at Hogwarts

[crack] ft. Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke

➢ Music: what music they listen too

[crack] ft. Naruto, Shika, Sakura

 pt.2 ft. Sasuke, Kiba, Lee

➢ Mukbang: type of mukbanger they would be

[crack] ft. Naruto, Lee

➢ Pregnant s/o: how do they deal with your pregnancy

[fluff] ft. Naruto, Sasuke, Hashirama

pt.2 ft. Neji, Gaara, Itachi, Sasuke

pt.3 Kakashi, Shika

➢ Karens: encountering Karens

[crack] ft. Naruto, Sasuke, Neji, Sakura, Lee

➢ Ex: reaction to meeting your ex

[crack/fluff] ft. Kiba, Naruto, Sai

➢ Animal Crossing: types of players

[crack] ft. Kiba, Shino, Choji, Neji, Lee

➢ Just friends?: falling for their best friend

[fluff] ft. Minato

pt.2 [angst] ft. Sasuke

➢ Jealous: how they act when they get jealous

[fluff/crack] ft. Kiba, Shika, Neji

➢ Relationship: what its like being their s/o

[crack/fluff/angst?] ft. Kakashi

pt.2 ft. Yamato

pt.3 ft. Shisui

pt.4 ft. Darui, Kankuro

pt.5 ft. Genma, Omoi, Ibikki

pt.6 ft. Zabuza

pt.7 ft. Tobirama 

➢ NSFW: general headcanons

[smut] ft. Kakashi, Yamato

pt.2 ft. Shisui

pt.3 ft. Genma

pt.4 ft. Kiba

pt.5 ft. Tobirama

➢ Caught: walking in on them masturbating

[smut] ft. Kakashi, Yamato, Iruka

Single Chara Headcanons

-Alpha organized by first name, prompts written for one character

➢ Hinata: s/o with a personality the opposite of her own

[crack/fluff]

➢ Itachi: cooking for his s/o

[fluff]

➢ Kiba: How he meets his crush

[crack/fluff]

➢ Naruto: being his mother figure

[fluff/crack] ft. Iruka, Kakashi

➢ Orochimaru: falling in love

[fluff]

➢ Sasuke: with an outgoing s/o

[fluff]

➢ Shino: with a s/o afraid of bugs

[fluff]

➢ Shisui: in an arranged marriage

[fluff]

➢ Shisui: with a gamer s/o

[fluff]

➢ Shiui: with an inexperienced s/o

[fluff]

➢ Tsunade: as a mother figure to her student

[fluff]

➢ Yamato: random we should all know about him

[crack]

➢Yamato: with a fiesty s/o

[fluff/crack?]

Imagines

-alpha organized, short writings on a single character

➢ Gaara: Worried?

[fluff] In which his Leaf s/o is a little distant upon visiting him in the Sand. Through his fussing over finding out what is wrong, he realizes that he really loves her.

➢ Gaara: Sleep Deprived

[angst] Its both yours and Gaaras first night back home after the extraction of the Shukaku and his experience with death.

➢ Kakashi: Is it wrong to pick up strange girls at a bar?

[smut] Kakashi meets a mysterious stranger at a bar and things escalate quickly. He decides to take her back to his motel. After all, what could be so wrong with picking up strange girls at a bar?

➢ Kakashi: A warm glass of confessions

[fluff] After a really tiring mission, the two of you get a couple drinks to unwind. One drink after another and the next thing you know you two are on the brink of confessing your love to eachother.

➢ Sasuke: Incompetence 

[smut] Sasuke is mean employer, with a maid who is eager to please him - in more ways than you may think. 

➢ Shikamaru: Teaching the brat a lesson

[smut] You’ve always acted like a brat when you didn’t get your way, but when you take it too far your boyfriend has to teach you a lesson you’ve somehow forgotten. Even if its in the middle of your dinner date.

➢ Yamato: The Hokages office

[smut] Ever since Tenzou was assigned to team Kakashi, he has been dying to get you alone. However, it seems to be quite a difficult task when you’re always running away and he is beginning to lose his patience.

[bitchiha]

liz, ur back? oh my lord- hey! it's been so long, how are you <3

Heyyy :D yes I am back, but I’m more just floating around tbh 😭😭 I have so much WIPs 2 finish

How are you lovely?!!!!!!

[bitchiha]

Hi!! May I ask about a request for Kakashi ?

Thanks in advance 😊

Yes you can!! Just let me know what it is you’d like me to write about him :)

[bitchiha]

A part two to Sasuke x Maid!Reader? 👀

😼😼😼 MUAHAHAHA don’t tempt me… I’m not really sure what to fit in a part two, so lmk if you have ideas

[bitchiha]

Are requests open or closed. When I click the ask button it says there closed

Hey sorry, they are open I was just busy with my finals and didn’t see this 😭 I’ll edit it to opened later, thanks for letting me know anon 💞

[kovffeee]

[bitchiha]

I have this hizashi smut but I’m scared to post it….

[bitchiha]

MHA and the Midnight City Drive Experience

I got a new a month or so ago after years of saving. I live in a city, so it’s literally a nightmare to drive, but it’s also so fun 😭😭 Just because it’s fun to play whatever the fuck you want and sing on your way to do literally anything. Anyway, last night when I was dropping a friend off at her place I thought of this

Bakugo

Last fucking person you would want to be in the car with for a relaxing late night drive cause it’s a) past his bed time and b) he has extreme road rage.

And no matter how loud you play the music his bellowing insults WILL make it to the intended driver or pedestrian

You have been tailed by pissed off drivers after Bakugo insulted them multiple times

Either he: Clutches the steering wheel so tight you think it will burst or he barely touches it and leans back in the seat like he isn’t even driving

His playlist (AND HE DEMANDS THE FUCKING AUX 😭) is literally one of two options: white boy rap playlists or screamo music, no in-between and no room for debate. Also, he sings along with a serious face the whole time and like mid lyric he rolls the window down to scream at someone.

All in all, though his road rage is crazy, he is one of the best drivers alive… like his turns are so smooth and he never tries to rush through a yellow light, zero nerves at busy intersections and can pass streetcars or busses with ease

And he has a nice ass car

Izuku

Such a fun person to drive with, one of the best

Stops at a drive thru right after he picks you up and grabs ice cream or snacks for both of you to munch on during the ride

Plays music, but it’s more like the kind you drown out and talk over (he listens to Strawberry Guy 100% and that’s what he’s playing in the background in low volume)

willing to share the AUX

Has a favourite route that he takes on every drive, only sometimes changes up the scenery, but it’s a good drive anyway and it passes the bustling areas and parks on Saturday nights

Shit box for a car, but it adds to the vibe

Not the best driver, however he’s also not the worst like he tries his best, but absolutely shits himself when he has to turn at a busy intersection or if he has to parallel park. “Fuck, fuck, fuck, shit, fuck.. I’m okay.. no fuck, shit.. okay it’s fine I’m okay..”

Takes being honked at or given the middle finger extremely personally and honestly lowkey tears up

Stiff driver at the beginning of the ride but at the end he relaxes.

Sings along to all the songs when the conversation dies down.

Shinsou

Drives with Shinsou are fun in a depressed Tumblr 2014 girl vibe

Arctic Monkeys, The Neighbourhood, Lorde (Pure Heroin), The 1975 and Lana Del Rey…

willing to share the AUX, but is super judgy about what you play. It must adhere to the theme he already set. (Only exception is mitski)

Obligated to sing along to songs

Mix of talking and singing

He has a sleek black car that’s not expensive, but also not cheap, it’s well kept and a smooth ride. Doesn’t buy snacks, prefers drinks like slushies or milkshakes.

Not a bad driver at all, but sometimes he can get distracted or ‘accidentally’ drive too fast

Likes driving around the harbour / by the waterfront. Will often find a spot to park at to watch the boats bob up and down in the port.

Full moons = driving out of the city and speeding down country roads jokingly trying to chase the moon (just wants to entice you into speeding around tbh)

[bitchiha]

DFJKLKSD UR BACK!! HELLO!!!

Hello babe!!! 💕💕😝 I have arisen from the dead

[lord-explosion-baku]

don’t fuck with writers who can jump right into smut. smuts like the hardest shit to build up to, and then they are these experts throwing the cat down as soon as they open they’re docs. they’ve seen zeus, punched him, and then stole his labido. then they dish it out to us with butter and spice and we are FED!!

im 7000 words into a request that’s supposed straight-up smut, and im still like “what if they don’t smang. there’s enough story here” gejcuwhd

bless u, smut writers who pull the smangarang 3000 right out of the bag. gimme some of that zeus juice pls

[bitchiha]

Hi! Welcome Back

Thank you love!!!!! 🖤🖤🖤🖤

[bitchiha]

that's great! we have a lot to catch up on 🌸🤍

LOLL yes we do 🖤🖤🖤 it’s nice to be back 😭

[bitchiha]

LIZ OMFG, HI 🤍 ITS BEEN FOREVER

Hey babe!!! 😄<3 it’s been so long I’ve been studying and working 😭😭 I think I’m ready to come back tho 🤭

[bitchiha]

I want 2 start writing again but I don’t know where 2 start :(

[bitchiha]

What program are you in now?

So I was in Life Sciences and then second year I was supposed to apply for the Psychology program. That was one of the biggest fucking mistakes of my life lmfao because homie rlly thought I was gonna go through Chemistry Physics and Maths at this hard ass uni and still get a decent enough GPA to apply for my specialized program in second year.

I’m in Political Science now! So I’m behind a bit in terms of all the other people my age because I’ll be doing first year again essentially, BUT I’m much happier with this tbh. I know that next year I’ll have a better chance at the program I want and I won’t be crying all the time lol

[bitchiha]

liz when are rq gonna open againnnnnn

Very soon actually, I was thinking tomorrow lol 😭 I’ve got drafts to finish up but they’re all practically done so I figured I might as well open up the requests again!

[bitchiha]

I’m gonna need ya to point me towards the shoe grinding fic bc I am a disgusting person and I NEED that please

Ah yes shoe grinding makes me froth at da mouth but unfortunately I don’t think I ended up writing that, I did make reader lick sasukes shoes tho 😭🤚🏼 that’s on my masterlist around the very bottom it’s a Sasuke x Maid!reader Mafia Au I kinda went crazy on that one but yes I am thinking about shoe grinding in the future for sure