rock me

honestly have no idea what this is i was once a homestuck blog then danny phantom then teen wolf well look at me now folks

[just-shower-thoughts]

Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate.

[melly-bell]

I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.

[churchyardgrim]

I mean it’s kind of not, seeds aren’t analogous to sperm, hell, pollen isn’t analogous to sperm, plants don’t do dimorphic gametes like that. a better analogy would be firing a couple dozen fully-formed babies from a tshirt cannon

[lunapics]

Now we’re having a good day again.

[stagnantwater447-8995]

teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot

student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*

that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein

[laurbyboom]

um..i think you made this up for notes?

[stagnantwater447-8995]

first of all, how dare you

[jiames-blog]

[benevolentgh0st-deactivated2016]

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

[paprika]

[ape-of-naples]

ANCIENT ROMAN MEME DISCOVERED

1 2

2 50

it doesnt translate very well

[giflowery]

[clarinetnerd17]

Do I…. Do I use my instrument for this?

[simpleisnewluxury]

[born-to-adore-lana-deactivated2]

[cerisehamam]

I ❤️ my job

Insta: @em.peachy (at RAW)

[saintlaurentgirl-deactivated201]

my only talent is emitting a glow from within 

[mohaliraj-deactivated20160430]

once you start sleeping with no pants there is no going back

[expensivetastexox]

[aylanico-deactivated20170822]

[whereshadowsmakeshadows-deactiv]

What are you supposed to do? Like in general?

[danieljohnsn]

Taking advice to the extreme