Howdy

I’m a lesbian and I don’t just ship. I’m a full blown fangirl with an armada on her side.

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

I went on a date with a girl last night and I have purple hair and wore a purple top and purple eyeshadow and she has a green chunk in her hair and wore a green shirt and green eyeliner………soulmates

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

shut the fuck up shut the fuck up

@desinteresse

[im-here-im-queer-and-bees]

The audacity

[ashstfu]

can’t stand hearing “it’s a quarter til 3” just say 2:75 like the rest of us

[im-here-im-queer-and-bees]

I hate that I scrolled past this thinking nothing was wrong then 14 posts down I was like WAIT A DAMN MINUTE.

[moringmark]

[homunculus-argument]

Imagine an alien sharing a cool human fact they just learned like ”hey guys did you know that the silvery markings on humans actually aren’t true stripes? They’re called stretch marks, they happen when the human is growing fast enough to actually outgrow their skin, which is apparently something that just fucking happens to almost all of them at some point of their life.”

and another one is like ”wait so you’re saying humans don’t have stripes.”

”actually they do, but the stripes are invisible. There’s genetic code that’d give them stripes but they’re just the same colour as the rest of the skin. So the visible stripes are not real stripes and the real stripes are invisible.”

”I swear if you tell me one more weird human thing today I’m beating your ass.”

[thantos1991]

The human in the room looks up and goes "Wait I have stripes?"

[cosmicbumfights]

"what do you mean cats can see them, but I can't?"

[messiambrandybuck]

what do you fucking mean cats can see them

[beenovel]

I WENT THROUGH THE SAME THOUGHT PROCESS

MY CAT THINKS I HAVE STRIPES?!?!?!?

[messiambrandybuck]

NO NO ITS NOT "IT THINKS I HAVE THEM"

BECAUSE WE DO APPARENTLY

SO ITS ACTUALLY A VERY DISTRESSED "MY CAT THINKS I KNOW I HAVE STRIPES?!?!?!"

AND I THINK THATS A BIT WORSE TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST

[beenovel]

MY CAT KNEW I HAD STRIPES BEFORE I DID?!?!?!?!?!?

[messiambrandybuck]

I DIDNT THINK OF THAT

[beenovel]

WELL I DID AND NOW I CANT UNTHINK IT

[blueberryrock]

@beenovel @messiambrandybuck these are the variants

[beenovel]

WHAT

[messiambrandybuck]

apparently there's a disease where they become visable, and these are the most common kind??

Ngl it looks cool but???? I'm still in shock tbh

[hachama]

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT PATTERN OF STRIPES I HAVE AND THE CATS WON'T TELL ME

[yupokaysuremhm]

I COULD HAVE A CHECKERBOARD ON MY BACK AND NO ONE WOULD KNOW???

[sinestrocas]

[im-here-im-queer-and-bees]

WAIT IS THERE A WAY I CAN FIND OUT WHAT STRIPES I HAVE?!???

[im-here-im-queer-and-bees]

Sometimes I wish I was a sims character that someone else had to keep alive. I suck at making decisions for myself. And if you want to kill me.

Do it you fucking coward no mortal, god, or otherwise have been able to do it this far. So I DARE you.

[mooglemain]

me: hey i feel pretty good what could go wrong

brain:

[im-here-im-queer-and-bees]

Report: I’m in this photo and I don’t like it.

[astraldemise]

bigweld

bigweld

[astraldemise]

you guys reblog this every wednesday every wednesday i wake up and wonder what day it is and i see bigweld in my tumblr notifications and im like ah its wednesday again bigweld wednesday just like last wednesday its wednesday its bigweld wednesday

[astraldemise]

guess how i found out today is wednesday

[im-here-im-queer-and-bees]

Y’all ever get a stomach ache in the middle the night and just believe you’re dying.

[im-here-im-queer-and-bees]

I would like to clarify I’m only 20. And I’m not dying.

[im-here-im-queer-and-bees]

Y’all ever get a stomach ache in the middle the night and just believe you’re dying.

[eroticcannibal]

STOP CENSORING SUBTITLES/TRANSCRIPTS/CLOSED CAPTIONS

LET DEAF AND NEURODIVERGENT PEOPLE READ “FUCK”

[eroticcannibal]

I know this sounds jokey and funney but I am serious and it is ableist and infantilising and inaccessible so stop

[im-here-im-queer-and-bees]

As someone hard of hearing (Deaf on Left) it can also be harmful in that what I’m reading is not matching up with what I’m trying to hear. It brings up questions of if I need to go see a specialist again or if the subtitles are inaccurate. Without insurance inaccuracies could cost someone thousands of dollars to see if their hearing is getting worse.

[motherbychoice]

Care to debate abortion?

Nah

[reproductivejusticeandliberty]

Mood. -V

[kiwianaroha]

This reminds me of a party I went to last year. I was standing with some friends, chatting, and someone said something that indirectly implied that sexism exists. Some trivial recounting of the basic facts of daily life for most women. Something so mild, so uncontroversial, so mundane that I don’t even remember what it was. 

Suddenly, this man standing on the outskirts of our conversational circle piped up with “actually, I think men are more discriminated against than women these days.”

 All conversation died.

I turned to look at him and he had this smug, insufferable grin on his face, relishing this moment, expecting us to waste our time and energy refuting this ridiculous thing he had just said.

The Devil’s Advocate was among us.

And, in my mind, I saw the next 15+ minutes playing out. The parade of facts and statistics in a vain attempt to defend ourselves, our gender, and to prove that misogyny is real. The glib, snide denials from some shithead who is getting off on our pain and frustration. The Gish Gallop of bullshit that would take a whole evening to properly dismantle. It was depressing and overwhelming. I hated it. I had to kill it before it began.

So I looked him dead in the eye and I said “OK,“ shrugged, and just walked away. 

Nothing I have ever said to another human being has ever been so crushing. As I walked away, I watched the smug grin vanish and confusion and anxiety set in. The rest of the group turned their backs to him and carried on as if he had never spoken - as if he was invisible. He was still staring at me when I walked over to another friend and told her what he had said. I pointed him out for her and made direct eye contact with him while we both laughed.

tl;dr: Don’t feed the troll. Let it perish, cold and hungry, in the wasteland of your indifference. It is weak and you are strong. Live your best life.

[kyleehenke]

hey do you have a tumblr

no sorry

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you don’t have a tumblr 

[my-hyperfixations-shit]

Yea, never had a Tumblr before

[the19thduckpotato]

whats a tumblr

[im-here-im-queer-and-bees]

Isn’t it a dating app?

[uravitystan-deactivated20210213]

Headcanoning your least favorite characters as the only cishet is gay culture

[uravitystan-deactivated20210213]

idk who mineta is but y’all sure do hate him

[im-here-im-queer-and-bees]

Mineta is a grape 🍇

[missarcandsworld]

Lumity edit

Sorry if its glitchy

I think funimate was trying to remove my watermark

[im-here-im-queer-and-bees]

I just think they’re neat.

[tupayapsina]

Weiss: Goodnight

Ren: Goodnight

Pyrrha: Sleep tight

Yang: Don't let the bed bugs bite

Ruby: Tonight

Nora: Imma fight

Blake: 'Till we see the sunlight

Jaune: Tick tock

Ruby: On the clock

Yang: But the party won't stop-

Weiss: SHUT THE FUCK UP

[colorfulfireworks]

Scorpia: Oh you didn't know Adora loved you back? It was mentioned in Force Captain training

[im-here-im-queer-and-bees]

Scorpia: You didn’t know adora was gay? It was mentioned in force captain orientation

[patrickvaill]

If you don’t propose with this don’t fuckin bother

[bunjywunjy]

*me, kneeling with tears in my eyes* WE-haw.

[dash-web]

Will you be my pardner?

[im-here-im-queer-and-bees]

Will you be the yee to my haw?