Sidekick will KICK ya!

I'M GOING TO BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE AND ALL YOUR LOVED ONES! THIS IS NOT A JOKE, I'M THREE MILLIMETERS CLOSE TO YOU'RE HOUSE! CLOSE YOUR WINDOWS OR I'M COMING IN AND MAKING IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT! WOOF-HAHA!!!! I HELP TACLES WITH THE BEEPING TONE FACTORY!!....Sometimes Robot and Monster OC by: @tripecake

[im-the-best-one]

HI, I'M SIDEKICK DEATHRIDER, AND I MADE THIS BLOG TO TORMENT ANYONE I WANT TO. I'M TACLES' PERSONAL ASSISTANT AS LONG WITH MY BROTHER @hai-am-henchmen AND PART OF @beeping-tone-factory-official(any accidents involving this are not my responsibility).

IF THERE'S ONE THING I'M GOOD AT, IT'S BEING BAD AT EVERYTHING, AND THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO. SO COME ON, GO ASK ME ANYTHING! ANYTHING REALLY

THERE IS NO LIMIT! THERE'S ONLY A DEEP EMPTINESS INSIDE ME THAT SCREAMS FOR ME TO BURN YOU ALIVE, SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME CLOSER. I'LL BITE YOU BUT IT'LL BE FUN, WOOF-HAHAHA!!

robot and monster oc by: @tripecake

[gamegem92]

(Sidekick belongs to @tripecake, but Crystal is mine)

Sidekick, countering something Crystal said: THEN #MAKE #SURE #YOU #STAYALIVETO #ENJOYIT!

Crystal, thoroughly scared: …that’s not how hashtags work?

[tripecake]

Hehehe she would totally say that

She's so dumb she doesn't know how internet stuff work

But she at least would know what a hashtag IS Henchmen would think is some sort of Snack

[crystalofbunkerbeta]

Please stop laughing, I am pretty sure that @im-the-best-one can and will break both of my kneecaps whenever @rnmbarb is away from me.

Shame I can’t go back, though… @tacles-armando probably has some interesting things in those dumpsters…

[im-the-best-one]

YOU'RE RIGHT KID! IN FACT, LOCK YOUR DOORS AND WINDOWS RIGHT NOW, CAUSE I'M COMING STRAIGHT FOR YOU WOOF-HAHAHA!

YOU CAN RUN LITTLE GIRL, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME AND MY INSANE GENIUS.

[im-the-best-one]

Sooooooo…… remember Barb? I saw a similar being walking around with her… DID SHE MITOSE?

WHAT EVEN IS MITOSE

YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE UP WORDS....

ARE THEY LIKE...MULTIPLYING

WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING

[im-the-best-one]

- @rnmbarb had seen @im-the-best-one at the Mak'n'Bacon, and she figured as long as she didn't provoke her, they would be able to co-exist in the same space-

-Barb hadn't told Robot and Monster about her last interaction with Sidekick catching her at the beeping tones factory, and she intended to keep it that way-

-even so, she didn't want to be rude, so Barb acknowledged Sidekick with a respectful wave and a nod-

"Hey, Sidekick! What have you been up to since the last time we talked? You're not still mad I snuck in the factory during your lunch break last week, are you?"

OHHH LOOK WHO DECIDED TO RUIN MY LUNCH BREAK AGAIN! IT WAS ABOUT TIME YOU SHOWED UP ONCE MORE. I'VE BEEN, YOU KNOW…

FIXING UP THE MESS YOU MADE.

LOOK, TACLES HAS ALREADY FORGIVEN YOU AND IS LIVING WITH IT, SO I CAN'T COMPLAIN TOO MUCH, BUT I GENUINELY WANT YOU NOT TO BE AS UNBEARABLE AS YOU WERE THAT DAY.

[monster-krumholtz]

-Monster noticed the tension between Barb and Sidekick, so he was quick to step in and be the middle man to keep things balanced-

"Hello, Sidekick! I see you've made friends with @rnmbarb ! What 'day' were you guys talking about?"

**please don't tell me you caused trouble with @im-the-best-one of all people, Barb!**

"Barb can be a little prankster sometimes, but she doesn't mean any harm! I'm sure whatever she did was harmless, wasn't it?"

-Monster hoped that Sidekick would be understanding, but this was Sidekick and she took nobodies shenanigans, nor the nonsense.-

"I'm glad that Miss Tacles was kind enough to let Barb off with a warning. I'll assure you that it won't happen again. You know kids. They can be crazy! A little coo coo in the head! Heheh! I'm sure she's learned her lesson this time."

-Monster looked down at Barb, knowing her pranks were starting to get out of hand, but he didn't have the heart to yell at her. That was Robot's job.-

[im-the-best-one]

OH LOOK, IT'S THE FULL OF SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS! WELL WELL WELL, YOUR LITTLE FRIEND HERE DID SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE GETTED ME FIRED. MAKE SURE SHE DOESN'T COME BACK AGAIN, OR THE FIRST THING YOU'LL SEE THIS MORNING IS HER DECAPPED HEAD! WOOF-HAHA!

-Sidekick gets up from her seat and, approaching Monster, grabs him tightly (I don't know how she doesn't have hands) so he knows this isn't a game.

[rnmbarb]

-Barb watched as Sidekick grabbed onto Monster, and she felt herself getting heated up-

"Let him go! It wasn't his fault, it was mine! I'm sorry I ruined your break and risked your job, okay? But don't take it out on my dad- ... Don't take it out on Monster."

-Barb wasn't going to just stand there and let @im-the-best-one disrespect @monster-krumholtz over something she did-

"Let Him Go, Sidekick."

-The lights above them would start flickering slightly as Barb's agitation flared up. Looks like Sidekick finally hit a nerve.-

[im-the-best-one]

TSK, IT'S ABOUT TIME

-She lets go of Monster with all her might. Monster fell down the floor like a teddy bear

WELL, I'M GLAD TO KNOW YOU CHOSE THE GOOD ENDING! WOOF-HAHA! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE, I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED LUNCH YET!

[monster-krumholtz]

-Monster was glad that @im-the-best-one decided to back down, especially when Barb got brave and vocal. Although if Barb hadn't spoken up then Sidekick very well could have given Monster his beating of the day.-

"Have a nice rest of your lunch break, Sidekick! It was good talking to you!"

Like usual, Monster would have his big smile plastered on his face, feeling as though everything turned out alright in the end.

[im-the-best-one]

YEAH YEAH, WHATEVER, I'M LUCKY YOU'RE SO NAIVE BECAUSE OTHERWISE I'D BE AFRAID TO CONFRONT YOU

[im-the-best-one]

- @rnmbarb had seen @im-the-best-one at the Mak'n'Bacon, and she figured as long as she didn't provoke her, they would be able to co-exist in the same space-

-Barb hadn't told Robot and Monster about her last interaction with Sidekick catching her at the beeping tones factory, and she intended to keep it that way-

-even so, she didn't want to be rude, so Barb acknowledged Sidekick with a respectful wave and a nod-

"Hey, Sidekick! What have you been up to since the last time we talked? You're not still mad I snuck in the factory during your lunch break last week, are you?"

OHHH LOOK WHO DECIDED TO RUIN MY LUNCH BREAK AGAIN! IT WAS ABOUT TIME YOU SHOWED UP ONCE MORE. I'VE BEEN, YOU KNOW…

FIXING UP THE MESS YOU MADE.

LOOK, TACLES HAS ALREADY FORGIVEN YOU AND IS LIVING WITH IT, SO I CAN'T COMPLAIN TOO MUCH, BUT I GENUINELY WANT YOU NOT TO BE AS UNBEARABLE AS YOU WERE THAT DAY.

[monster-krumholtz]

-Monster noticed the tension between Barb and Sidekick, so he was quick to step in and be the middle man to keep things balanced-

"Hello, Sidekick! I see you've made friends with @rnmbarb ! What 'day' were you guys talking about?"

**please don't tell me you caused trouble with @im-the-best-one of all people, Barb!**

"Barb can be a little prankster sometimes, but she doesn't mean any harm! I'm sure whatever she did was harmless, wasn't it?"

-Monster hoped that Sidekick would be understanding, but this was Sidekick and she took nobodies shenanigans, nor the nonsense.-

"I'm glad that Miss Tacles was kind enough to let Barb off with a warning. I'll assure you that it won't happen again. You know kids. They can be crazy! A little coo coo in the head! Heheh! I'm sure she's learned her lesson this time."

-Monster looked down at Barb, knowing her pranks were starting to get out of hand, but he didn't have the heart to yell at her. That was Robot's job.-

[im-the-best-one]

OH LOOK, IT'S THE FULL OF SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS! WELL WELL WELL, YOUR LITTLE FRIEND HERE DID SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE GETTED ME FIRED. MAKE SURE SHE DOESN'T COME BACK AGAIN, OR THE FIRST THING YOU'LL SEE THIS MORNING IS HER DECAPPED HEAD! WOOF-HAHA!

-Sidekick gets up from her seat and, approaching Monster, grabs him tightly (I don't know how she doesn't have hands) so he knows this isn't a game.

[rnmbarb]

-Barb watched as Sidekick grabbed onto Monster, and she felt herself getting heated up-

"Let him go! It wasn't his fault, it was mine! I'm sorry I ruined your break and risked your job, okay? But don't take it out on my dad- ... Don't take it out on Monster."

-Barb wasn't going to just stand there and let @im-the-best-one disrespect @monster-krumholtz over something she did-

"Let Him Go, Sidekick."

-The lights above them would start flickering slightly as Barb's agitation flared up. Looks like Sidekick finally hit a nerve.-

[im-the-best-one]

TSK, IT'S ABOUT TIME

-She lets go of Monster with all her might. Monster fell down the floor like a teddy bear

WELL, I'M GLAD TO KNOW YOU CHOSE THE GOOD ENDING! WOOF-HAHA! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE, I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED LUNCH YET!

[im-the-best-one]

- @rnmbarb had seen @im-the-best-one at the Mak'n'Bacon, and she figured as long as she didn't provoke her, they would be able to co-exist in the same space-

-Barb hadn't told Robot and Monster about her last interaction with Sidekick catching her at the beeping tones factory, and she intended to keep it that way-

-even so, she didn't want to be rude, so Barb acknowledged Sidekick with a respectful wave and a nod-

"Hey, Sidekick! What have you been up to since the last time we talked? You're not still mad I snuck in the factory during your lunch break last week, are you?"

OHHH LOOK WHO DECIDED TO RUIN MY LUNCH BREAK AGAIN! IT WAS ABOUT TIME YOU SHOWED UP ONCE MORE. I'VE BEEN, YOU KNOW…

FIXING UP THE MESS YOU MADE.

LOOK, TACLES HAS ALREADY FORGIVEN YOU AND IS LIVING WITH IT, SO I CAN'T COMPLAIN TOO MUCH, BUT I GENUINELY WANT YOU NOT TO BE AS UNBEARABLE AS YOU WERE THAT DAY.

[haia-am-henchmen]

Wait who dat ur talking to, ¿Wuts going on? i wus too bsy advertising urr fabric i didn't know sumeun break in

[im-the-best-one]

OH RIGHT! HENCHMEN, DID I EVER TELL YOU THAT A FAT GIRL GOT INTO OUR FACTORIES TO PUT MATERIAL GIRL RIGHT DURING MY ONLY BREAK

[monster-krumholtz]

"Hey! There's no need for all the name calling! That's just a really mean thing to say and you should apologize!"

-Monster didn't care for @im-the-best-one language towards Barb-

[im-the-best-one]

AND WHY SHOULD I DO IT?

SHE WAS THE ONE WHO CAUSED TROUBLE IN THE FIRST PLACE

[haia-am-henchmen]

SIDEKICK >:(

[im-the-best-one]

UGH FINE

I'M SORRY FOR INSULTING YOU BARB…NOW DON'T MAKE ME DO IT AGAIN

[im-the-best-one]

- @rnmbarb had seen @im-the-best-one at the Mak'n'Bacon, and she figured as long as she didn't provoke her, they would be able to co-exist in the same space-

-Barb hadn't told Robot and Monster about her last interaction with Sidekick catching her at the beeping tones factory, and she intended to keep it that way-

-even so, she didn't want to be rude, so Barb acknowledged Sidekick with a respectful wave and a nod-

"Hey, Sidekick! What have you been up to since the last time we talked? You're not still mad I snuck in the factory during your lunch break last week, are you?"

OHHH LOOK WHO DECIDED TO RUIN MY LUNCH BREAK AGAIN! IT WAS ABOUT TIME YOU SHOWED UP ONCE MORE. I'VE BEEN, YOU KNOW…

FIXING UP THE MESS YOU MADE.

LOOK, TACLES HAS ALREADY FORGIVEN YOU AND IS LIVING WITH IT, SO I CAN'T COMPLAIN TOO MUCH, BUT I GENUINELY WANT YOU NOT TO BE AS UNBEARABLE AS YOU WERE THAT DAY.

[haia-am-henchmen]

Wait who dat ur talking to, ¿Wuts going on? i wus too bsy advertising urr fabric i didn't know sumeun break in

[im-the-best-one]

OH RIGHT! HENCHMEN, DID I EVER TELL YOU THAT A FAT GIRL GOT INTO OUR FACTORIES TO PUT MATERIAL GIRL RIGHT DURING MY ONLY BREAK

[monster-krumholtz]

"Hey! There's no need for all the name calling! That's just a really mean thing to say and you should apologize!"

-Monster didn't care for @im-the-best-one language towards Barb-

[im-the-best-one]

AND WHY SHOULD I DO IT?

SHE WAS THE ONE WHO CAUSED TROUBLE IN THE FIRST PLACE

[im-the-best-one]

- @rnmbarb had seen @im-the-best-one at the Mak'n'Bacon, and she figured as long as she didn't provoke her, they would be able to co-exist in the same space-

-Barb hadn't told Robot and Monster about her last interaction with Sidekick catching her at the beeping tones factory, and she intended to keep it that way-

-even so, she didn't want to be rude, so Barb acknowledged Sidekick with a respectful wave and a nod-

"Hey, Sidekick! What have you been up to since the last time we talked? You're not still mad I snuck in the factory during your lunch break last week, are you?"

OHHH LOOK WHO DECIDED TO RUIN MY LUNCH BREAK AGAIN! IT WAS ABOUT TIME YOU SHOWED UP ONCE MORE. I'VE BEEN, YOU KNOW…

FIXING UP THE MESS YOU MADE.

LOOK, TACLES HAS ALREADY FORGIVEN YOU AND IS LIVING WITH IT, SO I CAN'T COMPLAIN TOO MUCH, BUT I GENUINELY WANT YOU NOT TO BE AS UNBEARABLE AS YOU WERE THAT DAY.

[monster-krumholtz]

-Monster noticed the tension between Barb and Sidekick, so he was quick to step in and be the middle man to keep things balanced-

"Hello, Sidekick! I see you've made friends with @rnmbarb ! What 'day' were you guys talking about?"

**please don't tell me you caused trouble with @im-the-best-one of all people, Barb!**

"Barb can be a little prankster sometimes, but she doesn't mean any harm! I'm sure whatever she did was harmless, wasn't it?"

-Monster hoped that Sidekick would be understanding, but this was Sidekick and she took nobodies shenanigans, nor the nonsense.-

"I'm glad that Miss Tacles was kind enough to let Barb off with a warning. I'll assure you that it won't happen again. You know kids. They can be crazy! A little coo coo in the head! Heheh! I'm sure she's learned her lesson this time."

-Monster looked down at Barb, knowing her pranks were starting to get out of hand, but he didn't have the heart to yell at her. That was Robot's job.-

[im-the-best-one]

OH LOOK, IT'S THE FULL OF SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS! WELL WELL WELL, YOUR LITTLE FRIEND HERE DID SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE GETTED ME FIRED. MAKE SURE SHE DOESN'T COME BACK AGAIN, OR THE FIRST THING YOU'LL SEE THIS MORNING IS HER DECAPPED HEAD! WOOF-HAHA!

-Sidekick gets up from her seat and, approaching Monster, grabs him tightly (I don't know how she doesn't have hands) so he knows this isn't a game.

[im-the-best-one]

- @rnmbarb had seen @im-the-best-one at the Mak'n'Bacon, and she figured as long as she didn't provoke her, they would be able to co-exist in the same space-

-Barb hadn't told Robot and Monster about her last interaction with Sidekick catching her at the beeping tones factory, and she intended to keep it that way-

-even so, she didn't want to be rude, so Barb acknowledged Sidekick with a respectful wave and a nod-

"Hey, Sidekick! What have you been up to since the last time we talked? You're not still mad I snuck in the factory during your lunch break last week, are you?"

OHHH LOOK WHO DECIDED TO RUIN MY LUNCH BREAK AGAIN! IT WAS ABOUT TIME YOU SHOWED UP ONCE MORE. I'VE BEEN, YOU KNOW…

FIXING UP THE MESS YOU MADE.

LOOK, TACLES HAS ALREADY FORGIVEN YOU AND IS LIVING WITH IT, SO I CAN'T COMPLAIN TOO MUCH, BUT I GENUINELY WANT YOU NOT TO BE AS UNBEARABLE AS YOU WERE THAT DAY.

[haia-am-henchmen]

Wait who dat ur talking to, ¿Wuts going on? i wus too bsy advertising urr fabric i didn't know sumeun break in

[im-the-best-one]

OH RIGHT! HENCHMEN, DID I EVER TELL YOU THAT A FAT GIRL GOT INTO OUR FACTORIES TO PUT MATERIAL GIRL RIGHT DURING MY ONLY BREAK

[haia-am-henchmen]

Awww i luv mterial grl u should hav invited mi ^︿^

[im-the-best-one]

NO NO, I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT BECAUSE IT WAS A HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE!!!. END OF STORY.

[im-the-best-one]

- @rnmbarb had seen @im-the-best-one at the Mak'n'Bacon, and she figured as long as she didn't provoke her, they would be able to co-exist in the same space-

-Barb hadn't told Robot and Monster about her last interaction with Sidekick catching her at the beeping tones factory, and she intended to keep it that way-

-even so, she didn't want to be rude, so Barb acknowledged Sidekick with a respectful wave and a nod-

"Hey, Sidekick! What have you been up to since the last time we talked? You're not still mad I snuck in the factory during your lunch break last week, are you?"

OHHH LOOK WHO DECIDED TO RUIN MY LUNCH BREAK AGAIN! IT WAS ABOUT TIME YOU SHOWED UP ONCE MORE. I'VE BEEN, YOU KNOW…

FIXING UP THE MESS YOU MADE.

LOOK, TACLES HAS ALREADY FORGIVEN YOU AND IS LIVING WITH IT, SO I CAN'T COMPLAIN TOO MUCH, BUT I GENUINELY WANT YOU NOT TO BE AS UNBEARABLE AS YOU WERE THAT DAY.

[haia-am-henchmen]

Wait who dat ur talking to, ¿Wuts going on? i wus too bsy advertising urr fabric i didn't know sumeun break in

[im-the-best-one]

OH RIGHT! HENCHMEN, DID I EVER TELL YOU THAT A FAT GIRL GOT INTO OUR FACTORIES TO PUT MATERIAL GIRL RIGHT DURING MY ONLY BREAK

[im-the-best-one]

- @rnmbarb had seen @im-the-best-one at the Mak'n'Bacon, and she figured as long as she didn't provoke her, they would be able to co-exist in the same space-

-Barb hadn't told Robot and Monster about her last interaction with Sidekick catching her at the beeping tones factory, and she intended to keep it that way-

-even so, she didn't want to be rude, so Barb acknowledged Sidekick with a respectful wave and a nod-

"Hey, Sidekick! What have you been up to since the last time we talked? You're not still mad I snuck in the factory during your lunch break last week, are you?"

OHHH LOOK WHO DECIDED TO RUIN MY LUNCH BREAK AGAIN! IT WAS ABOUT TIME YOU SHOWED UP ONCE MORE. I'VE BEEN, YOU KNOW…

FIXING UP THE MESS YOU MADE.

LOOK, TACLES HAS ALREADY FORGIVEN YOU AND IS LIVING WITH IT, SO I CAN'T COMPLAIN TOO MUCH, BUT I GENUINELY WANT YOU NOT TO BE AS UNBEARABLE AS YOU WERE THAT DAY.

[askpendulumdepot]

IM THE ONE STEALING THE SANDWICHES FROM YOUR ADOPTIVE CHILD AKA THE TOPHAT SPARKLE ANON OR JAMMIE DODGER ANON, THEIR SANDWICHES ARE SHITE BUT I EAT THEM ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEIR A ADOPTED FREAK. AHAHAHA!!!!! YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME! ..probably.

-🫐🌂

EXUSE ME, WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL THEM?! WHY LISTEN HERE YOU INSUFFERABLE LITTLE PRI-

...Ahem, why don't you return here for a moment blueberry umbrella anon? It appears I have a box of exploding solid lights with your name on them.

[im-the-best-one]

A little piece of advice from me:

VOMIT THOSE ATROCITIES AND GIVE THEM TO PENUS. HE'LL ADORE THEM SO MUCH HE'LL WANT TO FAINT.

AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, PASS ME THE TEARS OF HIS LITTLE CHILDREN. I NEED TEARS. I NEED TO FEED.

[askpendulumdepot]

My word I cannot make heads nor tails of what you're trying to say. Perhaps take a minute to relax for a moment?

[im-the-best-one]

I NEED NO RELAX I NEED TO SEE CHAOS AND PAIN, I NEED TO BE FEEDED WITH THOSE TEARS I'M RUNNING OUT OF ENERGY

(she's not ok trust)

[askpendulumdepot]

Oh sweet St. Crispy it's YOU. I didn't recognize you at first, you're one of those Beeping Tone cretins. I wasn't aware you had accounts on here now. How in the world did you possibly get your boss to approve this?! (And why?!?)

[im-the-best-one]

DIDN'T YOU READ MY USERNAME, YOU IDIOT? IT'S BECAUSE I'M THE BEST ONE

YOU ALL HAVE A USERNAME? FINE, I'LL MAKE ONE, IF THAT MEANS HUMILIATING YOU EVEN MORE

(I did this without her permission, but she lets me anyway)

[askpendulumdepot]

The best one? Isn't that a bit pretentious? If I recall the only thing you're the best at is being the LOUDEST in the room.

[im-the-best-one]

EXACTLY!! NO ONE CAN BEAT ME IN THAT

NO ONE!!!!

[askpendulumdepot]

IM THE ONE STEALING THE SANDWICHES FROM YOUR ADOPTIVE CHILD AKA THE TOPHAT SPARKLE ANON OR JAMMIE DODGER ANON, THEIR SANDWICHES ARE SHITE BUT I EAT THEM ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEIR A ADOPTED FREAK. AHAHAHA!!!!! YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME! ..probably.

-🫐🌂

EXUSE ME, WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL THEM?! WHY LISTEN HERE YOU INSUFFERABLE LITTLE PRI-

...Ahem, why don't you return here for a moment blueberry umbrella anon? It appears I have a box of exploding solid lights with your name on them.

[im-the-best-one]

A little piece of advice from me:

VOMIT THOSE ATROCITIES AND GIVE THEM TO PENUS. HE'LL ADORE THEM SO MUCH HE'LL WANT TO FAINT.

AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, PASS ME THE TEARS OF HIS LITTLE CHILDREN. I NEED TEARS. I NEED TO FEED.

[askpendulumdepot]

My word I cannot make heads nor tails of what you're trying to say. Perhaps take a minute to relax for a moment?

[im-the-best-one]

I NEED NO RELAX I NEED TO SEE CHAOS AND PAIN, I NEED TO BE FEEDED WITH THOSE TEARS I'M RUNNING OUT OF ENERGY

(she's not ok trust)

[askpendulumdepot]

Oh sweet St. Crispy it's YOU. I didn't recognize you at first, you're one of those Beeping Tone cretins. I wasn't aware you had accounts on here now. How in the world did you possibly get your boss to approve this?! (And why?!?)

[im-the-best-one]

DIDN'T YOU READ MY USERNAME, YOU IDIOT? IT'S BECAUSE I'M THE BEST ONE

YOU ALL HAVE A USERNAME? FINE, I'LL MAKE ONE, IF THAT MEANS HUMILIATING YOU EVEN MORE

(I did this without her permission, but she lets me anyway)

[askpendulumdepot]

IM THE ONE STEALING THE SANDWICHES FROM YOUR ADOPTIVE CHILD AKA THE TOPHAT SPARKLE ANON OR JAMMIE DODGER ANON, THEIR SANDWICHES ARE SHITE BUT I EAT THEM ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEIR A ADOPTED FREAK. AHAHAHA!!!!! YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME! ..probably.

-🫐🌂

EXUSE ME, WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL THEM?! WHY LISTEN HERE YOU INSUFFERABLE LITTLE PRI-

...Ahem, why don't you return here for a moment blueberry umbrella anon? It appears I have a box of exploding solid lights with your name on them.

[im-the-best-one]

A little piece of advice from me:

VOMIT THOSE ATROCITIES AND GIVE THEM TO PENUS. HE'LL ADORE THEM SO MUCH HE'LL WANT TO FAINT.

AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, PASS ME THE TEARS OF HIS LITTLE CHILDREN. I NEED TEARS. I NEED TO FEED.

[askpendulumdepot]

My word I cannot make heads nor tails of what you're trying to say. Perhaps take a minute to relax for a moment?

[im-the-best-one]

I NEED NO RELAX I NEED TO SEE CHAOS AND PAIN, I NEED TO BE FEEDED WITH THOSE TEARS I'M RUNNING OUT OF ENERGY

(she's not ok trust)

[tacles-armando]

-There was this one creature who went by "Barb" and she managed to sneak inside Tacles factory, just so she could hook up a device to the sounding system and blast the song Material Girl for all the workers to hear-

-unfortunately, @rnmbarb wasn't able to escape so easily this time because the security at Tacles factory was actually good at doing their jobs, and Security waited for further instructions from Tacles over what to do with the Barb creature-

Barb: ..... At least I picked a good song this time. -she looks to Tacles, hoping the punishment wouldn't be too harsh. It was just music... and a little bit of trespassing-

-harmless, whimsical trespassing-

"Couldn't you at least have chosen Madonna's Material Girls instead? Or something more classy? I don't want my employees hearing…this."

[rnmbarb]

Barb: What? I DID play Madonna's Material Girl! What version did you think I played? Also if you really think about it, I was just boosting morale, so if anything, this was a communal service. A free one at that, so you're welcome. ..... Has anyone told you how lovely you are today? ..... Please don't have me arrested qwq

@tacles-armando

[tacles-armando]

Huh… Well, excuse me, miss, Sidekick's annoying voice is making me a little deaf. And yes, it's true, I look quite charming today and… OH NO, I KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING WITH THIS. I'M NOT AS STUPID AS MY ASSISTANTS. I'M NOT GOING TO FALL FOR THAT.

Don't worry, I won't take you to prison, but I will have to file a complaint against you for this… Don't do it again.

[rnmbarb]

Barb: Heheh! Can't blame me for trying, can you? Thank you Miss @tacles-armando ! I promise I won't do it again! I don't think @askpendulumdepot would be happy if I went to jail over this. This is definitely my last time though. Period.

(Mod: liar liar pants on fire)

[im-the-best-one]

BETTER BE YOU'RE LAST TIME CAUSE IF NOT I'LL KILL YOU KID!! DON'T TRY TO SNEAK ON MY LUNCH BREAK EVER AGAIN

[rnmbarb]

Barb: AH- OK! OK! I PROMISE! Now back up! Do you not know what personal space is, bro??

**I picked the wrong crowd to mess with this time**

-she's clearly trying not to laugh because she knows if she even so much as smirks, then she's toast. Can she not take anything seriously?-

@im-the-best-one

[im-the-best-one]

I'M SIDEKICK. I CAN INVADE ANYONE'S PERSONAL SPACE AS MUCH AS I WANT. DON'T BOTHER US AGAIN, AND NEXT TIME CHOOSE SLIPKNOT THEN THAT MADONNA GARBAGE . IT'S BETTER.

[tacles-armando]

-There was this one creature who went by "Barb" and she managed to sneak inside Tacles factory, just so she could hook up a device to the sounding system and blast the song Material Girl for all the workers to hear-

-unfortunately, @rnmbarb wasn't able to escape so easily this time because the security at Tacles factory was actually good at doing their jobs, and Security waited for further instructions from Tacles over what to do with the Barb creature-

Barb: ..... At least I picked a good song this time. -she looks to Tacles, hoping the punishment wouldn't be too harsh. It was just music... and a little bit of trespassing-

-harmless, whimsical trespassing-

"Couldn't you at least have chosen Madonna's Material Girls instead? Or something more classy? I don't want my employees hearing…this."

[rnmbarb]

Barb: What? I DID play Madonna's Material Girl! What version did you think I played? Also if you really think about it, I was just boosting morale, so if anything, this was a communal service. A free one at that, so you're welcome. ..... Has anyone told you how lovely you are today? ..... Please don't have me arrested qwq

@tacles-armando

[tacles-armando]

Huh… Well, excuse me, miss, Sidekick's annoying voice is making me a little deaf. And yes, it's true, I look quite charming today and… OH NO, I KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING WITH THIS. I'M NOT AS STUPID AS MY ASSISTANTS. I'M NOT GOING TO FALL FOR THAT.

Don't worry, I won't take you to prison, but I will have to file a complaint against you for this… Don't do it again.

[rnmbarb]

Barb: Heheh! Can't blame me for trying, can you? Thank you Miss @tacles-armando ! I promise I won't do it again! I don't think @askpendulumdepot would be happy if I went to jail over this. This is definitely my last time though. Period.

(Mod: liar liar pants on fire)

[im-the-best-one]

BETTER BE YOU'RE LAST TIME CAUSE IF NOT I'LL KILL YOU KID!! DON'T TRY TO SNEAK ON MY LUNCH BREAK EVER AGAIN

[perrysicle]

Why are there SO many people from my town making a blog?! I SPECIFCALLY made one for me as a place to get AWAY from them!!!

[im-the-best-one]

BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING BETTER THAN MAKING YOU SUFFER, EVEN WHEN YOU'RE USING THE INTERNET

YOU'LL NEVER BE SAFE, PERRY BUDDY

WOOF-HAHA