Monster-Krumholtz

[im-the-best-one]

- @rnmbarb had seen @im-the-best-one at the Mak'n'Bacon, and she figured as long as she didn't provoke her, they would be able to co-exist in the same space-

-Barb hadn't told Robot and Monster about her last interaction with Sidekick catching her at the beeping tones factory, and she intended to keep it that way-

-even so, she didn't want to be rude, so Barb acknowledged Sidekick with a respectful wave and a nod-

"Hey, Sidekick! What have you been up to since the last time we talked? You're not still mad I snuck in the factory during your lunch break last week, are you?"

OHHH LOOK WHO DECIDED TO RUIN MY LUNCH BREAK AGAIN! IT WAS ABOUT TIME YOU SHOWED UP ONCE MORE. I'VE BEEN, YOU KNOW…

FIXING UP THE MESS YOU MADE.

LOOK, TACLES HAS ALREADY FORGIVEN YOU AND IS LIVING WITH IT, SO I CAN'T COMPLAIN TOO MUCH, BUT I GENUINELY WANT YOU NOT TO BE AS UNBEARABLE AS YOU WERE THAT DAY.

[monster-krumholtz]

-Monster noticed the tension between Barb and Sidekick, so he was quick to step in and be the middle man to keep things balanced-

"Hello, Sidekick! I see you've made friends with @rnmbarb ! What 'day' were you guys talking about?"

**please don't tell me you caused trouble with @im-the-best-one of all people, Barb!**

"Barb can be a little prankster sometimes, but she doesn't mean any harm! I'm sure whatever she did was harmless, wasn't it?"

-Monster hoped that Sidekick would be understanding, but this was Sidekick and she took nobodies shenanigans, nor the nonsense.-

"I'm glad that Miss Tacles was kind enough to let Barb off with a warning. I'll assure you that it won't happen again. You know kids. They can be crazy! A little coo coo in the head! Heheh! I'm sure she's learned her lesson this time."

-Monster looked down at Barb, knowing her pranks were starting to get out of hand, but he didn't have the heart to yell at her. That was Robot's job.-

[im-the-best-one]

OH LOOK, IT'S THE FULL OF SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS! WELL WELL WELL, YOUR LITTLE FRIEND HERE DID SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE GETTED ME FIRED. MAKE SURE SHE DOESN'T COME BACK AGAIN, OR THE FIRST THING YOU'LL SEE THIS MORNING IS HER DECAPPED HEAD! WOOF-HAHA!

-Sidekick gets up from her seat and, approaching Monster, grabs him tightly (I don't know how she doesn't have hands) so he knows this isn't a game.

[rnmbarb]

-Barb watched as Sidekick grabbed onto Monster, and she felt herself getting heated up-

"Let him go! It wasn't his fault, it was mine! I'm sorry I ruined your break and risked your job, okay? But don't take it out on my dad- ... Don't take it out on Monster."

-Barb wasn't going to just stand there and let @im-the-best-one disrespect @monster-krumholtz over something she did-

"Let Him Go, Sidekick."

-The lights above them would start flickering slightly as Barb's agitation flared up. Looks like Sidekick finally hit a nerve.-

[im-the-best-one]

TSK, IT'S ABOUT TIME

-She lets go of Monster with all her might. Monster fell down the floor like a teddy bear

WELL, I'M GLAD TO KNOW YOU CHOSE THE GOOD ENDING! WOOF-HAHA! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE, I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED LUNCH YET!

[monster-krumholtz]

-Monster was glad that @im-the-best-one decided to back down, especially when Barb got brave and vocal. Although if Barb hadn't spoken up then Sidekick very well could have given Monster his beating of the day.-

"Have a nice rest of your lunch break, Sidekick! It was good talking to you!"

Like usual, Monster would have his big smile plastered on his face, feeling as though everything turned out alright in the end.

[im-the-best-one]

- @rnmbarb had seen @im-the-best-one at the Mak'n'Bacon, and she figured as long as she didn't provoke her, they would be able to co-exist in the same space-

-Barb hadn't told Robot and Monster about her last interaction with Sidekick catching her at the beeping tones factory, and she intended to keep it that way-

-even so, she didn't want to be rude, so Barb acknowledged Sidekick with a respectful wave and a nod-

"Hey, Sidekick! What have you been up to since the last time we talked? You're not still mad I snuck in the factory during your lunch break last week, are you?"

OHHH LOOK WHO DECIDED TO RUIN MY LUNCH BREAK AGAIN! IT WAS ABOUT TIME YOU SHOWED UP ONCE MORE. I'VE BEEN, YOU KNOW…

FIXING UP THE MESS YOU MADE.

LOOK, TACLES HAS ALREADY FORGIVEN YOU AND IS LIVING WITH IT, SO I CAN'T COMPLAIN TOO MUCH, BUT I GENUINELY WANT YOU NOT TO BE AS UNBEARABLE AS YOU WERE THAT DAY.

[haia-am-henchmen]

Wait who dat ur talking to, ¿Wuts going on? i wus too bsy advertising urr fabric i didn't know sumeun break in

[im-the-best-one]

OH RIGHT! HENCHMEN, DID I EVER TELL YOU THAT A FAT GIRL GOT INTO OUR FACTORIES TO PUT MATERIAL GIRL RIGHT DURING MY ONLY BREAK

[monster-krumholtz]

"Hey! There's no need for all the name calling! That's just a really mean thing to say and you should apologize!"

-Monster didn't care for @im-the-best-one language towards Barb-

[im-the-best-one]

- @rnmbarb had seen @im-the-best-one at the Mak'n'Bacon, and she figured as long as she didn't provoke her, they would be able to co-exist in the same space-

-Barb hadn't told Robot and Monster about her last interaction with Sidekick catching her at the beeping tones factory, and she intended to keep it that way-

-even so, she didn't want to be rude, so Barb acknowledged Sidekick with a respectful wave and a nod-

"Hey, Sidekick! What have you been up to since the last time we talked? You're not still mad I snuck in the factory during your lunch break last week, are you?"

OHHH LOOK WHO DECIDED TO RUIN MY LUNCH BREAK AGAIN! IT WAS ABOUT TIME YOU SHOWED UP ONCE MORE. I'VE BEEN, YOU KNOW…

FIXING UP THE MESS YOU MADE.

LOOK, TACLES HAS ALREADY FORGIVEN YOU AND IS LIVING WITH IT, SO I CAN'T COMPLAIN TOO MUCH, BUT I GENUINELY WANT YOU NOT TO BE AS UNBEARABLE AS YOU WERE THAT DAY.

[monster-krumholtz]

-Monster noticed the tension between Barb and Sidekick, so he was quick to step in and be the middle man to keep things balanced-

"Hello, Sidekick! I see you've made friends with @rnmbarb ! What 'day' were you guys talking about?"

**please don't tell me you caused trouble with @im-the-best-one of all people, Barb!**

"Barb can be a little prankster sometimes, but she doesn't mean any harm! I'm sure whatever she did was harmless, wasn't it?"

-Monster hoped that Sidekick would be understanding, but this was Sidekick and she took nobodies shenanigans, nor the nonsense.-

"I'm glad that Miss Tacles was kind enough to let Barb off with a warning. I'll assure you that it won't happen again. You know kids. They can be crazy! A little coo coo in the head! Heheh! I'm sure she's learned her lesson this time."

-Monster looked down at Barb, knowing her pranks were starting to get out of hand, but he didn't have the heart to yell at her. That was Robot's job.-

[monster-krumholtz]

Thank you to everyone who got me to 50 likes!

This is so exciting! I can't wait to show Robot!

[monster-krumholtz]

Whats your favorite season and why?

Oh gosh! I think all the seasons are wonderful in their own unique ways! In Summer and Spring you get to enjoy all the pretty flowers and all the critters are out and about.

In the Fall, there's the pretty autumn leaves and crisp cold air. In Winter, there's plenty of ice and snow to play with! I especially enjoy sledding and making snow angels!

One winter, Robot invented a snow catapult machine that threw an endless amount of snowballs, and we won the snowball fight! It was an epic victory until the machine backfired on us and started chucking out ice! Being pelted with ice doesn't feel great, but other than that we had so much fun! For that, I guess maybe winter is my favorite!

In the summer it can get pretty hot, especially when you're all covered up in fur like I am. That's why I hardly wear a shirt.

@theauberginemachine

[rnmbarb]

-So Robot ends up making a device that can swap two people's minds in each other's bodies, so Barb decides she wants to give it a try-

-So, Robot and Barb end up switching bodies-

Barb in Robot's Body: .... Huh. So this is what it's like being this height. Wait. Can't I do the leg stretchy thing? How do I do that?

Robot in Barb's body: You kinda just have to... Woah... Wait. WAIT A MINUTE. I HAVE FIVE FINGERS NOW! I gotta go find Gart so I can beat him at rock paper scissors- -immediately trips and falls on his face because he doesn't know how to use bipedal legs- .... I gotta learn how to walk.

Barb in Robots body: oh my god. I don't have legs. I have wheels! How do I move?? -scooching and waddling around like a penguin- fuck it. Tuck and roll bitches! -rolls around on the floor like a ball-

Robot in Barb's body: Don't do that, you're making me look ridiculous. -walking like a newborn deer in heels with Barb's long ass legs-

Barb in Robot's body: Says the one who can barely stand on two legs! AHHHHHH- -She sling shots herself because her legs do the stretch thing spontaneously, and she hits herself on the cieling- Son of a bitch!

Robot in Barb's body: Pfft! Malfunction much?

Barb in Robots body: Fuck you- -shrinks her legs and she bobs up and down as she slowly gets used to it- okay, okay, I think i got it. Now I just gotta move... -she moves forward and reverses a couple of times on her wheels, and then she starts doing donuts in the living room- WEEEEEEEE! This is awesome!

-then Barb crashes into a wall and her arm falls off-

Barb in Robot's body: AAAAA oh wait I can pop it back on. Wait... can I still move it? ..... -her severed arm starts moving and crawling back to her- No fucking wayyyyyyyyyy

Robot in Barb's body: You've seen me do that all the time.

Barb in Robots body: I know, but it's weird when I'm the one doing it. .... Also, why do I feel a raging urge to eat enough bacon to satisfy a lions den?

Robot in Barb's body: Why do I feel the urge to smoke enough weed to make an entire village green out?

Barb in Robot's body: Well, that's because It's 10 am.

[monster-krumholtz]

@crystalofbunkerbeta wanted to try Robot's new mind swapping invention with me! This is gonna be so exciting! Okay! Here it goes!

-Monster and Crystal swap bodies-

Crystal in Monster's body: .... Wow. I feel.... really warm. And fuzzy. .... How am I supposed to grab anything with these paws? .... Wait a moment -she retracts her claws- Ooh! I like that!

Monster in Crystal's body: Careful with those Crissy! You could really hurt yourself or someone else. ..... wait a minute. -he scratches his head and is immediately amazed- My arms can reach the top of my head!

Crystal in Monster's body:.... -tries reaching the top of her head but her arms are too short, or her head was too tall. Monster did have a huge ass head- ... Well, that's mildly irritating.

Monster in Crystal's body: I feel so small! And my head feels naked without my horns and my hat!

Crystal in Monster's body: My shoulders feel heavy with your gigantic head alone. Why do you bother with the hat?

Monster in Crystal's body: Do you guys really think I have a huge head?

Crystal in Monster's body: Yes. Now, what else can I do with this body? -lifts the fridge up like it's a couple of grapes- I'm super strong!

Monster in Crystal's body: I can walk around a lot easier with these legs!

Crystal in Monster's body: -walking across the room and already running out of breath halfway because her legs were so short compared to the rest of her long body- screw this! -she gets on all fours and walks much easier that way-

Monster in Crystal's body: ...Oh! That's a choice! Just be sure to wash your hands afterwards. .... Why do I feel the urge to look around in the dumpster for scraps?

Crystal in Monster's body: Why do I feel the urge to go put on a pink wig to dance and sing along to Lady Gaga songs?

Monster in Crystal's body: ..... No reason! Heheh! ... Let's switch back now, okay?

[rnmbarb]

-So Robot ends up making a device that can swap two people's minds in each other's bodies, so Barb decides she wants to give it a try-

-So, Robot and Barb end up switching bodies-

Barb in Robot's Body: .... Huh. So this is what it's like being this height. Wait. Can't I do the leg stretchy thing? How do I do that?

Robot in Barb's body: You kinda just have to... Woah... Wait. WAIT A MINUTE. I HAVE FIVE FINGERS NOW! I gotta go find Gart so I can beat him at rock paper scissors- -immediately trips and falls on his face because he doesn't know how to use bipedal legs- .... I gotta learn how to walk.

Barb in Robots body: oh my god. I don't have legs. I have wheels! How do I move?? -scooching and waddling around like a penguin- fuck it. Tuck and roll bitches! -rolls around on the floor like a ball-

Robot in Barb's body: Don't do that, you're making me look ridiculous. -walking like a newborn deer in heels with Barb's long ass legs-

Barb in Robot's body: Says the one who can barely stand on two legs! AHHHHHH- -She sling shots herself because her legs do the stretch thing spontaneously, and she hits herself on the cieling- Son of a bitch!

Robot in Barb's body: Pfft! Malfunction much?

Barb in Robots body: Fuck you- -shrinks her legs and she bobs up and down as she slowly gets used to it- okay, okay, I think i got it. Now I just gotta move... -she moves forward and reverses a couple of times on her wheels, and then she starts doing donuts in the living room- WEEEEEEEE! This is awesome!

-then Barb crashes into a wall and her arm falls off-

Barb in Robot's body: AAAAA oh wait I can pop it back on. Wait... can I still move it? ..... -her severed arm starts moving and crawling back to her- No fucking wayyyyyyyyyy

Robot in Barb's body: You've seen me do that all the time.

Barb in Robots body: I know, but it's weird when I'm the one doing it. .... Also, why do I feel a raging urge to eat enough bacon to satisfy a lions den?

Robot in Barb's body: Why do I feel the urge to smoke enough weed to make an entire village green out?

Barb in Robot's body: Well, that's because It's 10 am.

[monster-krumholtz]

.... I love that you guys are learning about each other. 💜🥹🙏

[monster-krumholtz]

Happy Pride Month Monster!

Happy Pride! Isn't it wonderful that we all get to celebrate who we are? To be able to love who we want to love? I know that I'm a proud ally! Which is why it's important now more than ever to support one another, and most importantly, to be kind to ourselves when push comes to shove from those who don't understand.

Anything is possible with the proud power of love, and we won't stop fighting to allow ourselves being seen, heard and understood!

@khaoticemerald

[monster-krumholtz]

Monster: "Square Up"? Well, he's square! And he's up!

Robot: -on the verge of losing his shit-

[rnmbarb]

((Mod: So Barb was doing a selfie with the Eddie Munson pose, and Monster saw her and decided to join her, even though he's never watched Stranger Things ❤️))

[xoxaxfkitt]

monster canonlly if he watched the show:

[monster-krumholtz]

I just got done watching the entire show, and the ending to season 4 was so heartbreaking!! I cried for Eddie the most! Eddie gave his life for Dustin, and I couldn't imagine having to leave my best friend @greatest-inventor-robot behind like that! But I suppose if my friends were in danger by some guy with a really bad skin condition and a condescending superiority complex, I'd sacrifice myself for my team too! Especially for Robot. No Demo-Dogs or Demo-Bats are harming my family! They mess with them, they mess with me, and they'll only have my horns to answer to! >:(

@xoxaxfkitt

[monster-krumholtz]

Do you prefer sweet or savory foods more?

I have a sweet tooth! I could never turn down any bacon or cake though. But I especially can't turn away whenever @rnmbarb bakes her strawberry shortcake!

Shortcake, topped with fresh cut strawberry filling, and cool whip! Best cake I've ever had. And it's so simple to make! I had a lot of fun helping Barb in the kitchen that day. 😋

You guys should try it! 💜

🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰

@theauberginemachine

[cutestknife]

Some doodles

[monster-krumholtz]

I said what I said 🤷‍♂️

[rnmbarb]

-Barb practically pouring hot sauce alllllllllll over her plate of ham, bacon and eggs, and then some salt and pepper, and then a few more squirts of hot sauce-

Barb: ..... Perfect. -eats like normal- mm... Hey, have any of you guys had this hot sauce? It's got a good bite to it.

[emerald-hex-blog]

Heck yeah! See @askpendulumdepot, it's completely normal to dump a gallon of hotsauce on your bacon

[askpendulumdepot]

No...no that's just you both who do that I fear.

Genuinely how are you alright eating that?? @rnmbarb @emerald-hex-blog

[rnmbarb]

What do you mean? It just adds more flavor! .... Although, this was Crikey's hot sauce, and i think the only thing I'm concerned about is the fact that I can do this, now.

-takes a lighter and let's out a belch, just for her breath to quite literally catch on fire like dragons breath. It was actually pretty bad ass...... And then she had to be immature about it-

I can do the same thing with my ass! Here, look-

-uses the lighter so she can fart fire-

@askpendulumdepot

@emerald-hex-blog

[askpendulumdepot]

....I see.

Well hoomin spitting fire was not exactly what I expected to witness today. @rnmbarb

[emerald-hex-blog]

Well it is kinda cool though! Wonder if organics could do that too? @rnmbarb @askpendulumdepot

[monster-krumholtz]

I don't see why anybody would wanna put their bodies through that?? It sounds painful! And did Barb just fart fire??? What the he- heck was in that hot sauce??? (Almost said hell)

Not to mention, the smell.... and the fire hazards

But mostly the smell!

But I suppose if an Organic really wanted to, they could do so as well. I don't think anybody can handle hot sauce like you, or Barb though!

I think you two are just built differently. But that's what makes you special! 💜💜💜

@emerald-hex-blog

[emerald-hex-blog]

Huh, yeah I suppose that'd be a bit too strong of a smell for most folks. Well thanks Monster!

[monster-krumholtz]

You're welcome! Be aware of Crikeys hot sauce though. After a couple hours, Barb spent most of the evening in the bathroom. Poor girl. :(

Then again, she practically ate half the bottle. I still think she was trying to fight god.

@emerald-hex-blog

[flurrylicious]

why did he do this

[monster-krumholtz]

You mean you don't kiss the homies good night?

@flurrylicious

[rnmbarb]

-Barb practically pouring hot sauce alllllllllll over her plate of ham, bacon and eggs, and then some salt and pepper, and then a few more squirts of hot sauce-

Barb: ..... Perfect. -eats like normal- mm... Hey, have any of you guys had this hot sauce? It's got a good bite to it.

[emerald-hex-blog]

Heck yeah! See @askpendulumdepot, it's completely normal to dump a gallon of hotsauce on your bacon

[askpendulumdepot]

No...no that's just you both who do that I fear.

Genuinely how are you alright eating that?? @rnmbarb @emerald-hex-blog

[rnmbarb]

What do you mean? It just adds more flavor! .... Although, this was Crikey's hot sauce, and i think the only thing I'm concerned about is the fact that I can do this, now.

-takes a lighter and let's out a belch, just for her breath to quite literally catch on fire like dragons breath. It was actually pretty bad ass...... And then she had to be immature about it-

I can do the same thing with my ass! Here, look-

-uses the lighter so she can fart fire-

@askpendulumdepot

@emerald-hex-blog

[askpendulumdepot]

....I see.

Well hoomin spitting fire was not exactly what I expected to witness today. @rnmbarb

[emerald-hex-blog]

Well it is kinda cool though! Wonder if organics could do that too? @rnmbarb @askpendulumdepot

[monster-krumholtz]

I don't see why anybody would wanna put their bodies through that?? It sounds painful! And did Barb just fart fire??? What the he- heck was in that hot sauce??? (Almost said hell)

Not to mention, the smell.... and the fire hazards

But mostly the smell!

But I suppose if an Organic really wanted to, they could do so as well. I don't think anybody can handle hot sauce like you, or Barb though!

I think you two are just built differently. But that's what makes you special! 💜💜💜

@emerald-hex-blog

[rnmbarb]

-Barb practically pouring hot sauce alllllllllll over her plate of ham, bacon and eggs, and then some salt and pepper, and then a few more squirts of hot sauce-

Barb: ..... Perfect. -eats like normal- mm... Hey, have any of you guys had this hot sauce? It's got a good bite to it.

[monster-krumholtz]

-Staring at Barb in horror, and then looking to Robot with concern, and then back to Barb in horror.... then back to Robot-

-whispering- Robot? Is she trying to fight god??

@greatest-inventor-robot

[gart-the-golden-child]

@greatest-inventor-robot. Help.

I heard @rnmbarb talk about something called Minecraft. I saw videos, and there’s horses in it. How do you tame one?

[monster-krumholtz]

Oh! Minecraft is the game with all those cubes and exploding pickle people right? It looks like so much fun! I wish we didn't have to kill the mobs though. What if they're actually nice?

Like the pickle people! They just get really excited to see you that they explode! With excitement! That's not THEIR fault!

Poor pickle people. :(

@gart-the-golden-child