Exausta da Vida

É preciso ser imenso para saber ser sozinho 🌈

[dangered]

[doppadinha]

[unicornia-bipolar]

[escriturias]

para de falar e beija logo porra

[catchymemes]

[seu-bobo-da-corte]

[onllove]

[usuario-do-tambler]

[preta-im-perfeita-deactivated20]

Desnecessário 😪😪

[brutamente-meiga]

[uimanhosa]

mas a verdade é que eu sou louca por você

[world-shaker-deactivated2013092]

[sorvete-de-caja-blog]

1993 vs 2013

[broad-city-baby]

[sovietshopaholic]

me when people act like friends being married at my age is normal

[nerd-zoeiro-deactivated20220926]

[usbeck]

[moonstone-reverie]

Me: Alright I’m going to be super productive tomorrow!

Me, the second my alarm goes off:

[mattandjones]

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

[samsaranmusing-deactivated20140]

Orbital path of asteroid near miss in 2002. Yah, that’s how close we came to nuclear winter and possible total destruction.

[lonelyinsomniac-deactivated2014]

A visitor.

[davesproot-deactivated20140614]

It’s like it’s trying so hard to hit us and it just can’t do it

[mamasam]

All I can imagine is every astronomer drinking heavily from 2002-2003 like “There it goes–OH FUCK IT’S COMING BACK”

[remmoran-kynvahl]

Thanks moon <3

[le-sad-demiurge]

Moon: YEET

[squirtle-daddy-deactivated20250]

The moon threw it away yay moon

[t-ycho]

the moon was having none  of it

[onion-souls]

[cpt-langosta-deactivated2023042]

The best part about this? They took a picture (read: spectrographic analysis) of the thing and found out it wasn’t an asteroid at all. It was a piece of a Saturn V rocket, discarded in space decades ago and set into an orbit around the sun. That’s right, this motherfucker spent 30 years orbiting the sun, waiting for a chance to have its revenge on the petty humans who abandoned it in the void.

[onion-souls]

So that weirdly common Star Trek trope in which one of our space probes comes back to fuck us up turned out to be true

[kedreeva]

If you click through to the article, it also says that they believe it has a 40-year interim between heliocentric orbit (orbiting the sun) and geocentric orbit (orbit the Earth)

Which means sometime in the 2040’s, it’s likely coming back.

[tinysaurus-rex-deactivated20240]

“Next time I won’t miss”

[im3ns3-blog]

Tomara que acerte em 2040