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notfunnycried

tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef, that i’m a vegetarian and i

eat leaf

weirdness-is-good

localstarboy

That NY “FUCK IS YOU TALKING ABOUT” clear as day

onlyblackgirl

He on the phone with Comcast.

misterjordan

when you find a $7 orange sweatshirt at the thrift store

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

THE FRIEND WHI SAYS CHIDORI IN THE BG

sailorbrazil

accept her

sloppystyle

the-memeblades-chosen-one

catchymemes

For Caturday

33v0

what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too

33v0

look at this shit

They radiate peace

transfemininomenon

capybaras are friend shaped

gaylor-moon

I love this post

cantavier

This is actually a cool thing I know about!

In the wild capybaras live in large groups so naturally a female capybara will take care of not only her own offspring, but all of the other offspring in the group. So capybaras are super great mothers who will adopt pretty much anything and take care of it.

Lots of places that rescue different animals will give a group of baby animals to a capybara to raise if they have one.

Like puppies

Ducks

Deer

Emus

They are just super calm animals so they’re naturally great at mothering or just existing in a group!

screambirdscreaming

mom shaped

disgustinganimals

This is the ideal nurturing animal. You may not like it, but this is what peak social reproductive labor looks like.

veliseraptor

when you can sense a Mood incoming and feel like a farmer standing in a field looking out at the horizon as the storm approaches like “looks like it’s gonna be a bad one, boys”

disasterpigeon

Me: [having a mental breakdown]

A friend: hey can you help me out real quick I’m having a mental breakdown

Me: [pausing my mental breakdown] yeah what’s up bb what’s wrong

russellmiller-deactivated202002

remakesihavetoremake-deactivate

didnt grimes used to have anti imperialist in her twitter bio and now she took it out JXNQHFNHADJ

imactuallyalive

As Kanye once said "Good dick can do that"

mydeddyalabama

how are the civilians in the marvel universe surprised by anything ever like every time something happened i would just be like

“there they go wit that bs”

thatisrad

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum.