Lesbian Cat Person

I'm full of pasta and love to give !

[aerialsquid]

I forgot I did this.

[daily-spooky]

[thememedaddy]

[tothechaos]

they should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up and feel rested

[daily-spooky]

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

The game show for people who watch pressure washing videos (via)

[hjartasalt]

I'm so tired of the way suspicious meat is always human meat like for once I just want to be surprised. Let it be something else I'm so tired of it being human meat

[frightstricken-deactivated20260]

licensed therapists when your problems aren't mild social anxiety and being sad once in a while

[cannibalchicken]

[depsidase]

[au79burger]

[aquawyrm]

They suck from whichever nipple is the most convenient at the moment. Have you met babies? They'll suck on anything. All nipples are fair game.

[catchymemes]

[homunculus-argument]

You ever have a random thought that's not intrusive, but somehow simultaneously so instinctive and so detached from your regular everyday life, that you vaguely figure it was probably just an ancestral spirit possessing you for a second?

I was baking an apple pie for fun, freehanding cardamom by vibes alone. And a thought pops into my head, must not be wasteful with them, spices are expensive. And I had to halt right there for a second. Why would I feel financial guilt about the amount of seasoning in homemade goods, when I spend money on far more frivolous shit every single day? My own weight in cinnamon would cost less than my rent.

Thank you for your concern, Maarit from the 1600s, but trust me, we're good. I can measure this cardamom with my heart and not the scale.

[homeboygirl]

my collection of "weird social practices that are too funny to be considered rude"

[cannibalchicken]

[sanitymakesposts]

Last cannoli hiding behind the ice pack