Maddie

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[taichiswordsfan-blog]

How to Escape a Hair Grab or a Neck Grab ? Look at them, carefully.

tai chi pants on http://www.icnbuys.com/tai-chi-pants give you surprise at the new year.

follow back

[miss-unpopular-opinion]

REBLOG TO SAVE A FUCKING LIFE!!!!!!!

[n0kiv]

BOOST!!

[nickromme]

I think this fits my philosophy as much as the kink does on my page.

[hemmingsgifs]

x

[airlesscell-deactivated20151002]

What children’s media are we overanalyzing this week

[seventhmelody-deactivated201503]

thomas the tank engine lives in a totalitarian society

[despazito]

breeder: i love this breed of dog but its super unhealthy so i bred it to a similar looking, better dog to make them all healthier

kennel club: fuck off

[despazito]

these tags are killing me

[huehaetias-deactivated20230919]

The breeders we got our first husky from decided to breed only the second and third cousins instead of first to try and keep them healthier and they had to make their own website because the site they were selling on dropped them lmao

[despazito]

the bar is underground

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

for whatever reason, you suddenly gain godlike powers of control over the universe. what’s the first thing you do?

[crunchy--milk]

i straight up get rid of carbon. 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

carbon the chemical element upon which all lifeforms are based?

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

That’s the bitch

[starshein]

Listen up. There is literally an app that can help you avoid self harm and I don’t know why we aren’t talking about it.

Calm Harm can be tailored to your needs and will provide strategies to help you get past those crucial moments of wanting to harm.

It’s also totally FREE.

once again, it’s called CALM HARM

[ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru]

SIGNAL FUCKING BOOST

[saranghwa-deactivated20190606]

WHY WOULD YOU NOT REBLOG. IDGAF ABOUT YOUR BLOG THEME

[winwincity-deactivated20200412]

For anyone that needs this!

[cabinet-dude-deactivated2019091]

Please it’s gREAT.

[jinmaeda]

This app is really helpful and cute :3

[ftmconfessional]

This helps me a lot, as when my dysphoria gets really bad, I often get really intrusive thoughts of self harm. This app is one of the ways I deal with it!

[thin-as-flowers]

hey yes pls

[orbo-gifs]

[weloveshortvideos]

Well, that is one way to pass the time during a rain delay

[danthemedicman]

This is the quality content I live for

[mens-rights-activia]

This short moment is more entertaining than the entire game of baseball

[cuphead-deactivated20220622]

this is my favorite video! porky pig says son of a bitch!

[sillysurgeon-deactivated23423-d]

ILLEGAL!! TAKE THIS VIDEO DOWN!!

[lame-and-corny-blog]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

COME ON NA OBAMA! 👏🏾

[onlyblackgirl]

He ain’t wearing a jacket no more and he got his sleeves rolled up. My nigga is over it.

[mamaoceanaa-deactivated20200720]

Ooh & you can tell he’s ready to curse. Gods above do I miss the Obamas

[autogynephiladelphia]

“h-h-heck” Obama you can say fuck

[cincosechzehn-deactivated201901]

LET BARACK OBAMA SAY FUCK

[shencomix]

[bey]

Dytto - “Barbie Girl” Dance

[embrace-your-earth]

Holy fuck watch this

[fierypepper]

Me: I love Dytto she’s so cool!

Hunter: yeah and she’s really hot.

Me: …. mhm.

Background:

Dytto was like 17 when she did the Barbie Girl performance at WOD which is freaking amazing.

Also, this style of hip hop is called “botting” ( cuz she looks like a robot duh) which is a subset of popping ( a funk style of hip hop from 1970’s CA)

More specifically , this is “animatronic” botting, which is what Dytto is famouse for.

She’s also amazing at “tutting” which is the quick boxy hand movements she does when the beat speeds up.

Do they have to be fast

No

Does she do it that way?

Yes!

If you wanna see some bad ass tutting this is my favorite video (song: troiboi remember)

https://youtu.be/IV0mEcRbxjU

Dytto Dallas 2015

Dytto is an icon because she’s so young and fun but mainly most poppers are dudes.

[twilightisgaynow]

new high school classmate: so what’s your name

renesmee: renesmee

new classmate: that’s… interesting

renesmee: my mom was on crack when she named me

bella, sitting literally two seats away: 

[sangotori]

I’m so concerned that this post implies Bella and Edward will attend high school again with their own daughter

[twilightisgaynow]

youre goddamn right thats what im implying

[animals-riding-animals]

bee riding bird

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

The point isn’t to date someone who likes all the exact same things as you but to date somebody who isn’t a complete fuck and won’t mock you or your interests just because you don’t share them

[motherfuckerapproved]

Also someone who wants to know & care about your interests

[sammysstevens-deactivated201903]

women who perform sexual acts on underage boys deserve to be thrown under the prison never to see the light of day again right next to the men who perform sexual acts on underage girls

[sammysstevens-deactivated201903]

and if you disagree you don’t deserve to be around kids. i wouldn’t trust you with my toenail much less a child

[a-lil-strawberry]

if you disagree you can unfollow me right now 

[skyrlm]

that bald kid from avatar

[antivancrowsmoved]

bong?

[skyrlm]

water

[gayvian]

no he was an air blender