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and when i say i use all pronouns and that makes every cis dude who has ever been in my notifs At Least A Little Bit Gay then what

#hahahah jokes onn you im queer as heLL!!!!#EHEHEHHE #hits u with a queer beamn welcome to pride #this is a dumb post but i dont care lmao #if ur a dude and ur super butthurt about bein anything outside of 100% straigh yhen thats a you problem not a me problem #bc fr tho i have great tits but if you saw the way i dressed you may think i was a dude #so take that #as you will #anyways #queer intox #intox #intoxication kink #intox kink #alcohol intox

sphxnxaa-deactivated20260406

No rizz but I have some sarcasm, if you're into that

#its really all i have #that or cripplin depression and bad coping mechanisms take ur pick #can you see why im terminally single or ...

im trying so hard to drink in moderation for once, and dpin my best to get a few things done while tipsy, but im so bad at moderation...

#real issue ngl cuz if i get too greedy i wind up shitfaced an passed out lol #idk if itll b worse or better when im my own ig person callin the shots (literally in my case)#tryna make mixed drinks more instead but then theyre tasty and then gone #im almost done my first drink already an i feel like I just made it lol #intox #alcohol #intox kink #intoxication kink #alcohol intox #intox encouragement #1nt0x k1nk

when I'm feeling this level of useless and it's too hot and smoky out, tf else am I meant to do on a thursday night?

#for both better and for worse I live alone lmao #yet another thing I need to delete later probably #ik nobody's gonna b online between this timezone and day of the week eh well #its also a good thing I'm very used to being alone lol #makes sense ngl with the facts presented #intox #alcohol

fuck i need to either die or goto bed fycj i hate my brain!!

once again, im begging for someone to hit me in yhe head with a frying pan and put me tf to sleep

#pleasepleaseplease i can beg #ngl with motivationn ibet i canbeg reallly nicely

cheaphalloweencostume

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

imadecoy666

gOD PLEASE, WHENSIT MY TURN OMG

#srey actually yknwkwhay not sorry lol #if someone was actuallyhere in person #talkin to me sexually? deadass they coul jud pull this an id be down lmao

half my brain: dude youre the most chronically unloveable fucker [shows evidence of me being shit, shows the ppl around me, shows new proof popping up as of literally yedtersy] holy shit its bad, bad. why tf are you still here, jfc

the other half of my brain: bruh i cant hear you over yhis next shot, check it

#can you tell im doing reallllly well mentally actully #can you tell im handling evetyhing really well tonight #can you tell im fixable and actually totally normal #can you twll I believe in my own ability to one day find myself in a relationship ?#cuz I sure as shit fuckin can't #this is so dumb I shoudlnt post this one honestly #im gonna because I just took another shot and finished my first can of cider and idk how much ive had tonight #but still im not drunk nuff to b posting fuckass shit like this fuck #intox #alcohol #this is ngl moreog a vent than anything idk

the I hate pst thing isnt a bit. I neeeed to move my entire existence to nother timezone. I have. a whole bottle of wine, two coolers and part of a mickey of vodka. its 10pm on a saturday an m tipsy. I hate this fucking timezone almost nearly as much as I hate myself, and that is saying A LOT, HOLY SHIT

#and to top it off i have once again been teminded by the universe im terminally alone!! wow!!!#really? twice in one week? yOU HAD TO GET ME TWICE IN ONE WEEK? WITH TH MONTH IVE HAD?? REALLY??????#srry thats not important im not important back to ur regulary scheduled bullshit #intox #intox kink #alcohol #intoxication kink #1nt0x k1nk #1nt0x

imadecoy666

fuck pst all my homies hate pst. fuck.

#ill continue being all the notes on this. ill continue reblogging this. fuck.#its always me showing up after everyones gone #even on nights when i try evetything in my power to show up early the world just hates me that bad ig #idk this is unnecessary an probs deleted in the morning #feels like thas all ive been doing recently but its not like i trust the internet to have any oher parts of me anymore anyways #i wanna take pics or a vid but the paranoia is so mucb stronger lmao anyways uhhhhh #intox #alcohol #1nt0x k1nk #idk it counts im drinking rn ivr had shots tonight it counts

way too drunk for this, mannnnn

i haaaate bein seen as a cis woman so bad aND YET!! AND FUCKIN YET!!!!!

anyways

#help im dying #i neeeeeedd to shut th FUCK up!!!!!!#holyshit!!! killlme !! ohmygod!!!#intox kink #alcohol #intoxication kink #intox

five shots down at three am and this is the only line that matters to the majority, and ig I cant blame them

four am with a tear stained face (missing a home that was never mine, long story nobody cares dw) guess its time to go outside, if only for a short while

loneliness is hardwired into me I think

need to set a timer past the four hours of my alarm so I can remember to delete this tomorrow

#dont listen to me im being a maudlin son of a bitch #this week has been unendingly hard and the timeline gets longer #im gonna go outside now

starterheart

i'd buy us drink after drink until neith of us coukd mumble a single coherent word and stumble home leaning on each other so we wouldnt fall over

honestlyyyy best case scenario. just stumbling around helping each other stay up when we’re soo wasted we barely know where we’re going but having a blast with it

#hot as hell fuckin crhist

sometimes when mentally im uhh not doin as great as i am usually (which granted isnt amazing but yknow not bad ig) ill jus wonder hey, outside of money, what tf is stopping me from goin to bed drunk on any night m not working? and when im not doin amazin mentally I really truly have no argument and thats how I wind up drinking late at night on a random weeknight time and time again

its not as if I have a partner or even a roommate - its just me. nobody is gonna know if i wind up stumbling into the couch and passing out at 2am instead of taking care of myself properly

should I just be like that all the time ? oh absolutely not, but man. its how I end up every now and then

#I shouldnt idk I should delete this one later probs lmao I should delete a lot of posts later listen im workin on it #nobody hates me more thani hate me amen amen this is the dumbest longest self destruct bruh #uhhh anyways pls find me hot i need validation to fill the hole left by endless self hatred #aw shit who said that can u tell im pretty fuckin tipsy #intox kink #intox #alcohol #intoxication kink #alcohol intox #drunk

imadecoy666

i need t learn the difference between casually havin acouple drinks later at night and "fuck it, keep goin" whenrver i have leftovers because uh

yeah

imadecoy666

i NEED someoneto force me into bed. fuck foreced intox, fmrce me to sleeep. plekse.

#pls please ican beg bpleaseplease

i need t learn the difference between casually havin acouple drinks later at night and "fuck it, keep goin" whenrver i have leftovers because uh

yeah

#i hate pst ik i say thisalways but like MAN. anyways. kdk why im posting jusy ig cuz its a true fact ig #intox kink #intox #alcohol #alcohol intox #intoxication kink #drunk

starterheart

I loveee to drink and amoke weed. makes u feel good. has anyone else discovered this

sloppiersequinz

I'll take a shot with you when you finish those beers btw

Which beers?? I just finished beer #20, about to start beer #21. Are you about to take 20 shots babe??? 👀

imadecoy666

you said "no shots until 25 beers are done", I was simply trying to help motivate !

... but I can take a (double) shot for you finishing beer 20, that seems like a celebratory enough occasion

sloppiersequinz

I will take that motivation seriously!! Thank you honey. I have an hour to finish four beers but this will help me <3

imadecoy666

not the best pic but the promised double shots in the meantime lol (yes ik crazy I have more than one shot glass what)

imadecoy666

im soooooduxkin hornt please fuck emme please tell me do fuck morrrremmm..~ fycjk~

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