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and when i say i use all pronouns and that makes every cis dude who has ever been in my notifs At Least A Little Bit Gay then what

#hahahah jokes onn you im queer as heLL!!!!#EHEHEHHE #hits u with a queer beamn welcome to pride #this is a dumb post but i dont care lmao #if ur a dude and ur super butthurt about bein anything outside of 100% straigh yhen thats a you problem not a me problem #bc fr tho i have great tits but if you saw the way i dressed you may think i was a dude #so take that #as you will #anyways #queer intox #intox #intoxication kink #intox kink #alcohol intox

chubbyhistorian

renaissance painting x

#renaissance painntin is right holy FUCK #like i lack the words i wish I could have more words but fuck im speechless #deadass when ifirst saw this photo i paused like a whole full body pause standing still hardlybreathing just. staring.#positively gorgeous jfc look at her

blessyouhawkeye

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

#this is both so fuckin funny but also mood

ftmstonergirl

forced intox thoughts..

thinking about being given a snack and not being told its an edible, not realising until it starts to hit and it hits me HARD, making me an easy toy..

playing drinking games at a party but everyone else there has rigged it to get me fucked up so they can all take advantage of me..

being sat in someones lap and having the bong pushed up to my lips and forced to inhale over and over again..

being touched and groped all over while they shotgun hits into my mouth..

having my chin grabbed and told to open my mouth and then having alcohol poured down it..

god i just can't help thinking about being force intoxed

#godddd this issooo fuckin hot jfc likr all of it.. but also jus #the idea of bein wanted totha extent? holy fUUUUCK thas sohot lmao

daykinking

falling backwards out of your seat taking a drink bc you're already wasted is one of the hottest intox things you can do. bonus points if you try to stretch and get your drink because you literally cannot get back up.

#imvizualizin....fuck.

fuck pst all my homies hate pst. fuck.

#this is like a monthly occurnce at this point man #its real tho i hate this timezone so bad #I should go to bed but I fear the insomnia I'll be up for a while probably #hopefully ill delete this nlater #haven't even made dinner yet rip I'll do that soon #intox #alcohol

greelin

just need a drink. or a cigarette. or perhaps even a sledgehammer to the back of the head

#no cigarette for me thanks I got asthma. the other two sound fuckin great tho

puppyftm-deactivated20210425

being called "dumb" turns me on so much..... but not in a "you're genuinely an idiot" way, more of a "aww baby, your brain just turns off when your needy, huh? you can't even make proper sentences. you're so cute and pathetic, my little dumb pet" way

#ngl it depends but done right and im a fuckin mess #im way too honest rn its a bad idea to b here lol

happy pride month. I have grown significantly more queer this year. maybe at some point I can even say gex but I doubt it

this is such a dumb fuckin post lmao

#jfc im lonely like fuck it hits like a truck #the self hatred is there too no matter what #m working on it physically but mentally I uh #imean I do things while drunk and then the next day feel immeasurable shame about because I hate myself #like why the fuck am I like this jfc it sucks who built me fuckin go to therapy cuz fuck #anyways I'll delete this tomorrow probably ig later today idk I'm drinking some leftovers and that was a mistake #I hate pst and insomnia. the worst fuckin combo. fuck.

bitchvirgo

my kink is being a meaningful part of someone’s life

#ive never wantedto fast reblog somethin more #but i realized i shoukd properly reblog it lmao #i just had thay gut instict lmao

slutt4subbymen

maybe fucking a tumblr mutual would heal me

imadecoy666

im a drunk idipt and i orderwd more wine and then forgot my IDs lmao

dw alls well

imadecoy666

always hate when future me logs back onto doordash for unrelated reasons and the first popup is basically just "how did you enjoy [restaurant I ordered a bottle of wine and their cheapest menu item from at some ungodly hour when other places weren't open] ?" like fuck idk I was drunk as hell, I know I shouldnt have spent money on that choice tho. does that count or

#delete later probably #my brains weird tonight ngl #it will only get worse probably perks of living alone