Fake Social Media

this is my account to post my fake social media! Social Media AU Masterlist

[image-fanfic]

Masterlists

Marvel Masterlist

Riverdale Masterlist

[zee-has-commitment-issues]

I truly and deeply believe that Wilhelm and Simon relate to any and all Sabrina Carpenter music.

[princess-of-fanfics]

The Life of a Showgirl Lyrics (through other media) ✨✨

based on lyrics, song themes, and honestly just VIBES

Fate of Ophelia = Song of Achilles

Elizabeth Taylor = 10 Things I Hate About You

Opalite = Heartstopper 

Father Figure = Gåsmamman 

Eldest Daughter = Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind

Ruin the Friendship = Dead Poets Society 

Actually Romantic = Red, White, and Royal Blue

Wi$t Li$t = Young Royals

Wood = SKAM

CANCELLED! = Daredevil 

Honey = Starstruck

The Life of a Showgirl = Rachel Zegler 

[csh0ng0r888]

Close your curtains, August is just around the corner :D

[caramelpenguin]

"So why didn't you say anything?" Simon murmurs under his breath, slamming his locker shut harder than necessary. The sharp clang echoes in the hallway. Next to him, Wilhelm fidgets with his sleeves, his nervous energy tangible. "Why didn't you move away, at the very least?"

"Simon," Wilhelm says, voice carrying a familiar ache that he hates to hear. "You know I can't do that."

"Can't move away when people are all over your personal space?" He turns to face him, gripping his rucksack strap. "They were all over you—batting their eyelashes, twirling their hair, giggling, standing so close—and you just… let it happen?"

Simon isn't sure how the Wilhelm who let himself be fawned over is the same as the one who's bed he was in last night. The same one who touched him with reverence, who kissed him like he was something sacred, who whispered sweet nothings into his skin like a prayer.

He knows what being a secret entails. He's sure he does. Maybe it's his own fault then, for not being prepared enough to realise that Wilhelm wouldn't pretend to be anything other than very single in public.

Wilhelm exhales, his head dipping forward. "August and Vincent were right there," he murmurs. "You know that if I moved away, they’d be onto me."

"Right." His voice is clipped. "Of course."

Wilhelm steps closer, hesitating. Like he wants to reach out but knows he can’t. Not here. Not where someone might see.

"It's not the same," he whispers, looking pained.

"No?" Simon meets his gaze, searching. "Because it kind of feels like it is."

"I don't want them, Simon."

"Yeah." Simon forces a smile that doesn’t quite reach his eyes. "But you let them want you."

[frogprincesnowglobe]

Canon divergence where Simon and Sara never start attending Hillerska. Erik dies as usual. One night, deep in his grief over his brother's death and high on drugs and alcohol, he finds himself on the football field. Meanwhile, Simon has left home at night. Maybe he's had a fight with Sara over their dad or the bullying or something, but he leaves and goes to the football field. And that's where he meets the Crown Prince of Sweden high as fuck and definitely going to freeze to death if he doesn't get him to safety...

[unfortunate17]

Thinking about a fic where Simon is a journalist at a left wing, anti-monarchist news outlet and he’s given the chance of a lifetime to write a scathing, brutally honest piece about the newly crowned, young King Wilhelm who has a history shrouded in lewd private school parties, drugs, and more than a few gay allegations. Simon, who’s met the then-Crown Prince exactly once (at Felice’s infamous New Year’s bash) and was promptly ignored by Wilhelm when he very politely said hello, is eager for the chance to prove himself as a serious reporter.

Cue Simon spending months strategically using every contact he has to slowly but surely get close to the king - because sometimes ethical journalism requires unethical practices - until he and Wilhelm are spending long afternoons together talking about anything and everything. And if on one of these afternoons, Wilhelm ends up fucking him harder than he’s ever been fucked before, that’s between Simon and god himself.

Wilhelm is, of course, nothing like Simon had been expecting. He’s smart and kind and funny and sincere - and frighteningly lonely. By the time he confesses that he spent hours at that fateful party trying and failing to come up with a way to talk to Simon, and of course managing to completely botch the entire thing when Simon had actually given him the time of day, Simon thinks, with a terrifyingly sinking feeling, that he’s made a mistake.

Except the story’s already been turned in, and when published the next morning, is instantly viral. Simon spends the rest of the day alternating dread so deep he scarcely feels human and regret so sharp he can practically taste it.

Finally, his phone rings at half past one in the morning. On the other end is a clearly inebriated Wilhelm, who in a devastatingly sad, quiet voice asks, “If I promise to give you enough material for another story, will you let me see you again?”

[setfire2rain]

Edvin blowing Omar a kiss and Omar immediately blowing one back during Wrong

Via: willejeans on X

[ghostfacd]

✸ tom blyth x actress!reader au

𓆩♡𓆪 yn avocot 𓆩♡𓆪

balleona laurent in the ballad of songbirds and snakes

𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪 social media posts (in order starting from the beginning of their relationship)

intro: live, laugh, scream!

: ̗̀➛ mr. and ms. snow

: ̗̀➛ disgustingly inlove

: ̗̀➛ in a world full of boys, he’s a gentleman

: ̗̀➛ you put the ballad in the ballad of songbirds and snakes

: ̗̀➛ I’d be the man!

: ̗̀➛ all because i liked a boy | yes i know that he’s my ex (part 2)

𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪 small fics (in order)

: ̗̀➛ you can let go now !

: ̗̀➛ sassy men do it better!

: ̗̀➛ i’m a jealous, jealous, jealous, boy.

: ̗̀➛ wired autocomplete

: ̗̀➛ she was like a shot of espresso

[zee-has-commitment-issues]

Young Royals Characters as Short 'n' Sweet Songs

this post came to me in a dream but I can't not do it now, so buckle up. No audios for Please Please Please or Espresso because you know exactly which songs those are and you do not need the sample lol.

Taste - Simon

oh I leave quite an impression - In fact he does. you're wondering why half his clothes went missing, my body's where they're at - shout out Simon wearing Wilhelm's blue/green sweater in season 3, shout out the stolen orange sweater in season 2. you'll just have to taste me when he's kissing you - that whole thing where Wilhelm literally told Felice he kissed her to see if it was like kissing Simon. I've been there, done that once or twice - he in fact broke up and got back together with Wilhelm five times.

Please, Please, Please - Sara

Whatever devil's inside you, don't let him out tonight - she in fact dated the worst person on the planet. And please, pleasе, please, Don't bring me to tеars when I just did my makeup so nice - it's giving the valentines dance, it's giving the shooting range scene, it's giving the third year's dinner. I beg you, don't embarrass me, motherfucker - Sara, I'm gonna hold your hand when I say this... And we could live so happily if no one knows that you're with me - they kept their relationship a secret for a reason and she had the common sense to think twice about going public at the valentines ball.

Good Graces - Wilhelm

I won't give a fuck about you - Wilhelm doesn't give a fuck about anyone but Simon When I love you, I'm sweet like an angel - he is in fact the most bashful little guy around his boyfriend. Boy, it's not that complicated, you should stay in my good graces - we have many examples of why that is a good idea, see the difference between how he treats Felice and how he treats August 'Cause no one's more amazin' at turnin' lovin' into hatred - every single member of his family feels this line on a personal level.

Sharpest Tool - Felice

I know you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, we had sex, I met your best friends then a bird flies by and you forget - remember that brief relationship with August? Yeah... that. we were goin' right, then you took a left, left me with a lot of shit to second-guess - she thinks about Sara when she hears this line. You know it, I know it, her friends know it, the bus driver knows it. Everyone knows. Seems like overnight, I'm just the bitch you hate now - literally how everyone treated her after those Wilhelm rumors went around. Or when the school got shut down and for some reason everyone blamed her? Fuck everyone else leave Felice alone.

Coincidence - Marcus (stop booing I'm right)

Now her name comes up once, then it comes up twice -Marcus was in fact the one to bring up Wilhelm's name both once and twice. Last week, you didn't have any doubts, this week, you're holdin' space for her tongue in your mouth - Did someone say Valentines Ball? No? Just me? What a surprise, your phone just died, your car drove itself from L.A. to [his] thighs - lmao Simon claimed his phone died multiple times in order to dodge Marcus. To the point that Marcus went to Rosh and Ayub who then had to pretend they didn't know Simon was going to hook up with his ex. Oh wow, you just broke up again - oh I just know Marcus felt vindicated when Wilmon kept being on again off again after that 💀

Bed Chem - Wilmon (need I explain? No, but I'm going to anyway)

got me scrollin' like out of breath - Wilhelm stalking Simon's instagram... How you pick me up, pull 'em down, turn me 'round oh, it just makes sense - Simon in the hallway scene fr How you talk so sweet when you're doin' bad things - throwback to when Wilhelm dropped like a whole poem full of metaphors over the phone to Simon while high out of his mind. Where art thou? Why not uponeth me? - literally Simon at any given time. that boy is feral.

Espresso - Fredrika (could be Simon too but I'm trying not to repeat)

I can't relate to desperation - Season 2 Fredrika for sure. Season 3 Fredrika took that statement back. And I got this one boy and he won't stop calling - that "one boy" is actually Stella and her poem. he looks so cute wrapped 'round my finger - again, "he" is just Stella staring at her from across the room. My twisted humor make him laugh so often - throwback to when she stated she would be the surrogate for wilmon's royal baby.

Dumb and Poetic - Wilmon (I know I just said I wasn't going to repeat but this is my blog so sue me)

You're so dumb and poetic, it's just what I fall for, I like the aesthetic - Wilhelm and Simon are in fact both dumb and poetic. Both of them. Shoutout football field scene, shoutout Simon's song, shout out the Jubilee speech, shoutout Wille's song. You're so sad there's no communication, but, baby, you put us in this situation - every single music room scene in which they fight about something that could have been avoided by a singular conversation. Just 'cause you act like one doesn't make you a man - because they're not men. They're teenage boys and literally everyone in their lives just decided to forget that for some reason.

Slim Pickins - Nils (also Felice but I'm trying not to repeat)

Guess I'll end this life alone, I am not dramatic, these are just the thoughts that pass right through me - Nils is actually very dramatic, but he also probably thought this many times while he was in the closet. All the douchebags in my phone - in his grindr era Oh, it's slim pickings, if I can't have the one I love I guess it's you that I'll be kissin' - .... *cough* Vincent *cough* I'll just keep on moanin' and bitchin' - Nils 24/7 is bitching about something. He can't not complain about something. "Good job on coming out but it was dumb" BITCH JUST SAY YOU'RE PROUD FOR ONCE.

Juno - Stella

You make me wanna make you fall in love - good old fashioned pop love song seems fitting for Stella. Especially this line, because she is absolutely trying her damnedest to make Fredrika fall in love. late at night, I'm thinking 'bout you - "I scream your name every day, I whisper your name every night" - a real, canonical thing Stella wrote about Fredrika. Can't help mysеlf, hormones are high - that time she danced with Rosh and then pulled a 180 like a month later?

Lie To Girls - literally any girl in this entire fucking show

I'll go for lyrical examples to, but literally every girl in this show was treated so bad. The moms, the main girls, the side girls, the extra girls. Like, some of them were bad people, but they were still treated so bad.

No, don't say it was just an isolated incident that happened once - Felice when August tried to get back at her by kissing her best friend, then going on to date that best friend, and take that best friend's virginity. I've never seen an ugly truth that I can't bend - Sara looking at August. We love to read the cold, hard facts and swear they're incorrect - Linda. We love to mistake butterflies for cardiac arrest - Kristina. Girls will cry and girls will lie and girls will do it 'til they die for you - Stella, Fredrika, Madison, the background older girls, Sara, Felice, August's mom, Felice's mom, Kristina and Linda, the Headmistress, the replacement headmistress. I could go on. I won't, but I could.

Don't Smile - August

Don't smile because it happened, baby, cry because it's over - he cried a lot when he realized it was over with Sara. I think I counted him crying like six times in season three alone. My heart is heavy now, it's like a hundred pounds - and now he also has the weight of the monarchy on his shoulders.

__

So.... that was that. Let me know if you want me to do other albums like this lmao. I don't know why I thought of this.

[dearfut-ureself]

Wilmon season 1:

Simon: i'd totally be into wille if he wasnt the prince

Wilhelm throwing a sandwich at Simon: FUCKING NOTICE ME

[wilhelmified]

my contribution to the wilmon clinginess discourse is that I think wille is more of a general -but less intense- clingy person; he likes having simon close to him all day long. he likes keeping some kind of physical contact with him random times of the day; a hand on simon's back, sealing any kind of conversation with a small kiss, hugging simon for no reason at all random times of the day just to recharge, holding his hands with both of his own like their his to safekeep.

simon, while less clingy on a general basis, is soooo much more clingy than wille on an occasional basis. canon examples of this are the palace scene in 3x01 or the final scene in the car in the finale, moments where (at least to me) simon appears more emotional and clingier.

outside canon, I think sick simon would be vastly clingier than sick wille. in the mornings wille spends as much as he can admiring simon and giving him featherlight kisses and caresses before simon wakes up, but when it comes to actually getting out of bed, it's simon that complains the most about missing wille's warmth. last example... definitely their wedding/engagement day!!! I just know that boy is gonna be an absolute mess and he's gonna cling to wille like a koala bear...

they're both really clingy people, but wille is just always somewhat clingy; simon however reserves his clinginess for special occasions but when he does become clingy he's outright insufferable and disgusting with it

[caramelpenguin]

i was RIGHT FKCN THERE when it happened so i had to...

The roar of the crowd swells suddenly, voices rising in a chaotic crescendo. Jaws drop, hands shoot up, and a sea of phones fills the air, screens capturing the moment unfolding onstage. But Simon remains lost in the song he wrote twelve years ago, a melody laced with the heartache of a boy longing for something just out of reach.

He doesn’t hear the quiet footsteps approaching. What he does feel is warmth—arms wrapping around his waist, strong and certain, a familiar chest pressing against his back. And for a moment, it's like stepping into a memory. Like home. Like the nights they curled into each other before sleep, seeking comfort in the silence. Like the time Wilhelm had asked if his fish had names, in the golden glow of his childhood room.

Simon exhales sharply, his grip on the microphone tightening. He had told himself he was fine. That the sleepless nights, the endless rehearsals, the way he reached for someone in the dark only to find empty space—none of it hurt as much as it did the first time. But Wille is here, solid and real, and every moment apart crashes into him all at once. The missed calls, the whispered goodnights through a screen, needing someone who always felt just a little too far away.

He melts into the touch. His head tilts back, resting against Wille’s shoulder, and he feels the curve of a smile against his cheek. The urge to press a kiss somewhere—anywhere—burns through him, fierce and overwhelming. It’s been weeks since he’s seen him, held him, breathed him in. And now, with the weight of Wille’s presence anchoring him, it's as if no time has passed at all.

The venue has erupted into deafening screeches—Simon thinks he spots people crying—and he knows, without a doubt, that this moment will flood his social media from every possible angle. Amid the chaos, Simon barely registers the world beyond the warmth against his back.

"Sing, älskling," Wille whispers into his ear. A breathless laugh escapes Simon, his heart pounding so hard it might burst, and he nuzzles their cheeks together.

[anakinskywalkerpls]

THAT LIP BITE

[fuhosh-i]

play charli’s b2b

[kruemel8]

Because sometimes self-love means showing the parts of you that tremble. And sometimes it means letting someone -like Damon Baker- frame those parts in just the right light. And maybe, just maybe, it doesn’t hurt to look good under the shadows of a portrait light.

[sobadbad]

rude boy / Pinkpop Festival 2025