Imagery Doesn't Fit

Shelby - 27 People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. Other blogs: leisurelyreading, ontheweekend

[thememedaddy]

[tierras]

[o1ie]

brb going outside to wistfully observe the reflections of the shop lights in the wet streets

[o1ie]

thats what im fucking talking about

[nekrosmos]

My turn to make silly little memes

Part 2 / Part 3

[jitterbugbear-deactivated202505]

a little duckling from my sketchbook, oil pastels

[catchymemes]

[infinitydivine]

I am not taking a risk

[darlingsstern]

Not risking it pals

[doralimasstuff]

U know what I want potato of luck

[shrewreadings]

Damn right I’m reblogging. See previous post re wrath of whatever from high atop the thing.

[caitmayart]

potato I will never ask you for anything else in my lifetime please potato for fuck's sake

[tekkenjournalist]

They should make a show about jerry and kramer and george and elaine

[tinsnip]

[nbbybirth-milfbychoice-blog]

[mamaangiwine]

When people graffiti on buildings: Yes! Ha ha! Fuck yes!

When people graffiti on rockfaces and cliffsides on hiking trails: What the absolute fuck.

[mamaangiwine]

It's not punk to poison the soil, dude.

[dragonsrequiem]

It's down with The Man, not down with Mother Nature, my dude.

[not-a-space-alien]

Hired a moving company and they sent four strong, strapping, beautiful lads to my house to disassemble my furniture and move all my things. I loved them. I got them pizza. They told me moving company gossip. I missed them one minute after they left. My moving lads. Come back to me. You're so strong and so well trained in safe lifting

[not-a-space-alien]

I miss my moving men they took such good care of me and they were so handsome and beautiful and strong and efficient and they wrapped all my furniture up in plastic and they loved that I got pizza for them and they knew how to safely drive the big big truck. Come back to me moving men

[not-a-space-alien]

Moving men please come move me in your big strong arms in a way that complies with local safety regulations and the company's values

[not-a-space-alien]

One of the men had a dangling earring and a stud, so I told him I liked his earrings. So he told me about how when he first got his ears pierced, he lost a stud and had to borrow an earring from his girlfriend to keep the hole from closing up. Well the only one she had to lend him was a dangling pink fuzzy duck. And everyone made fun of him for wearing it until they realized he didn't give a fuck what they thought. So now he always wears one stud and one dangling earring.

He told me this story while manhandling my entire couch. And I'm supposed to be normal about this? I'm bisexual

[bloedgetuige]

having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

[bloedgetuige]

EATING MY CHARGER

[riverlarking]

free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go

[gaveyouigaveyoui]

which one are you?

A pathological people pleaser

Nightmare dressed like a daydream

Still a believer but I don't know why

A mess of a dreamer with the nerve to adore you

Cryptic and Machiavellian cause I care

Supposed to be sent away but they forgot to come and get me

The best thing at this party

Midnight rain

Argumentative antithetical dream girl

Flight risk with the fear of falling

So ahead of the curve, the curve became a sphere

Just a girl trying to find a place in this world (gender neutral)

Voting ended onOct 1, 2024

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

[lunilitam]

reminding that going outside is worth it because sometimes there is a cat

[gemirus-stiven]

!

[daddyfuckedme]

[avantgarterbelt]

My mom kept everything she’s found in the washing machine the past ten years and made it into an art piece. It’s basically an awesome portrait of what it’s like for two girls growing up in the late 90s/early 2000s.

[hippity-hoppity-brigade]

[Image ID: a white shadow box full of knick-knacks including a rock, a circular pencil sharpener, different small plastic beads, a Spongebob Squarepants sticker, a basketball-shaped eraser, buttons, hair clips, a bracelet of red beads with a purple heart pendant, a bundle of white plastic twine or “gimp”, a silver badge that reads “I was caught being good!”, several cheap rings, an orange “best friends” bracelet, a plastic twist-tie for store-bought bread, a Dr. Pepper flavored chapstick, a Lip Smackers chapstick and Lip Smackers carabiner, several plastic golf tees, a single googly eye, a nickel, several fake gems and rhinestones, and a large plastic shark. /end ID]