[itwasntrainingyet]

[watacco-deactivated20181130]

“imagine i had i bowl of skittles and three of them could kill you-”

[nowindever]

Sometimes you gotta just pace around a room and give yourself your own damn TEDtalk

[victini]

You can control white people by giving them cheese

[0ndo]

cheese is so good tho

[victini]

I got one

[bob-belcher]

[imaginarybus]

me at the store: do i want some snacks? nah it's ok

me at home: past me was a fucking dumbass

[m86-deactivated20171116]

me alone in my bedroom at 3am on a tuesday

[thecw4kids]

ghost in the house: GET OUT. I WILL TAKE YOU-

real estate agent: chill, its me.

ghost: oh hey. have you sold it yet.

real estate agent: obviously NOT, idiot.

[phantasmagorighoul]

“Hey, what are you drawing? Can I see i–”

[pro-gay]

Literally the entire concept of Ed sheeran is so surreal to me… Everything he does is like a fever dream…. First he appears in game of thrones, then he sings a song with Beyoncé… What’s next? You’ll literally never know! I’m genuinely afraid he’ll show up in my kitchen at 2am holding an eel

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

I think, therefore

[miloserdie]

[tupacabra]

you’ve been hit by

you’ve been struck by

a smooth criminal

[yermemeblog]

Our Leader. He is us. We are him.

[fromrushhourwithlove]

HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

HEY HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HEY HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

[honeynutfemios-deactivated20181]

This is the opposite of that one video where a guy walks towards a group of cats wearing a cat mask only for all of them to run away from him.

[theslayprint]

When you ask for extra sauce

[violaslayvis]

ive watched this 50 times already

[astroskiddo]

i’m the opposite of the grinch. i’m the binch. my heart is two sizes too BIG

[android1000]

*survives another year*

[susandotcom-deactivated20210224]