Imaginary Image Blog

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The 796 spiders you meet in Heaven.

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Donald Trump With CeeLo Green's Arms for Hands.

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Obama in nothing but an oversized 1994 Chicago Bulls big-head championship t-shirt eating pizza rolls with chopsticks on the floor of the senate in front of a glowing television

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A Christ made of bread and wine who progressively gets more and more soggy.

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A sick man approaches his medicine cabinet. He pulls out a clear orange prescription bottle, opens it, and dumps out a handful of fresh, hot, pill-sized mozzarella sticks then turns on his marinara faucet to take them. He is all better.

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A sentient orb of teeth and soot where all chickens and eggs originated.

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An incomplete list of time travelers who have died attempting to prevent the invention of the e-cigarette

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A new born baby humming 'Cats in the Cradle' as his father stares at it in horror.

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Tiny foot-tall transmission towers with power lines strung between lining every sidewalk in your neighborhood. Very tiny birds perch on the lines.

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The Ghost of Lou Reed frequenting his favorite Panera Bread location (330 7th Ave, New York).

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Wheel of Fortune being played with a wheel entirely comprised of bankrupts, all 3 contestants still yelling “Come on big money” before they take their turns

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A time lapse video of a banana getting more and more black until it collapses on itself and envelopes the Universe.

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A shoebox containing 2 huge silica gel packets and one tiny little shoe

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A man standing at a grill, pressing down hard on hamburger patties with the spatula despite hearing the ghost of his father scream "THE JUICES!".

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A guy flipping out over finding a small piece of lettuce in the hair salad he ordered

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A lint roller covered in tiny bones

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Every picture you've ever seen on the internet printed, framed, and exhibited in a museum