When you pickup a gift and it’s soft
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Claire Keane
Cosmic Funnies

Love Begins

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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todays bird
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
trying on a metaphor
noise dept.

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

Discoholic 🪩
Keni
we're not kids anymore.

Kaledo Art
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@imaginationbully
When you pickup a gift and it’s soft
Man losing stuff when you have ADHD is the worst. Stuff just like… vanishes. People will ask: when did you last have it? Well I don’t know dude. I just know it exists and I don’t know where it is currently doing that.
DM moodboard
tag which one is your DM
bottom right, @pao-mith
Golden Girls is great and isn’t just for your grandma.
@pao-mith per our conversation about Golden Girls
been hiking through Switzerland by myself and I’ve seen beautiful things.
Expired 35mm film
Beyoncé’s Goth sister, Séancé
@zomblequeen
when a bard uses vicious mockery what they say comes out sounding incomprehensibly bass boosted and that’s how it causes physical damage
@pao-mith @archaicprospect @linnthehuman
oh god – i can’t believe you’ve done this nintendo
@clockworkzombe
“I’ve been signing this signature since grade school!”
In the hands of Spanish sculptor Gerard Mas 15th century ladies (and the occasional gentleman) exchange their Renaissance poise for modern day whimsy and sarcasm. Each marble sculpture depicts a period figure doing something decidedly uncharacteristic for their time, such as chewing gum, picking their nose, enjoying a lollipop, sporting tattoos or bikini tan lines, and doing a headstand.
“I thought about the millions of attitudes and situations that old artworks couldn’t capture because they were simply inappropriate for a lady in the 15th century,” Mas says. “I decided to try to do it in an old media and style. It was something like an invented old art. After that, the anachronisms came and pop elements, too, as a natural evolution.”
Follow Gerard Mas on Instagram to check out more of his delightfully anachronistic sculptures.
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wait… if you have social anxiety… and i have social anxiety…
then who’s going to order the food?
The third friend who has the Mom Friend anxiety override.
@zomblequeen @toart @archaicprospect @pao-mith @linnthehuman
when your group makes a joke about something happening to the party
@pao-mith
I have a love/hate thing going on with my art
@toart
me, a writer, staring at one sentence for 10 minutes straight: i don’t know what’s wrong with you but i don’t like you
@zomblequeen
what are the symptoms of being fergalicious
@exfoliate
the beat that you bang is delicious
you make them boys go loco
they want your treasures
they get pleasures from your photo
they can see you
they cannot squeeze you
you are not easy nor sleazy
you have reasons as to why you tease them
your boys come and go like seasons
you are not promiscuous
most shit about you is fictitious
you blow kisses that “puts them boys on rock rock”
boys form lines that reach down the block just to watch what you’ve got
you are delicious
people always claim to know you
you are easily mistaken for Stacy
no other lady can put it down like you
your body stays vicious
you be up in the gym just working on your fitness
you have witnesses
you put your boys on rock rock
you will give a taste to boys with patience
you are laced with…. lace
you are so tastey you make them crazy
every time you turn around there are brothas gathering ‘round
they look you up and down and look at your…. uh
you just wanna say it
you do not want to round up drama
you do not want to take little mama’s man
you come across a little conceited
you keep repeating how the boys want to eat it
you try to explain that you can’t be treated like clientele
you are T to the A to the S-T-E-Y
you are D to the E to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
If you said yes to any of these symptoms you or a loved one may be entitled to financial compensation
@zomblequeen