Imagination Bully

IMAGINE WITH ME OR DIE

[hardstoplucas1]

When you pickup a gift and it’s soft

[attention-deficit-dragon]

Man losing stuff when you have ADHD is the worst. Stuff just like… vanishes. People will ask: when did you last have it? Well I don’t know dude. I just know it exists and I don’t know where it is currently doing that.

[propalahramota]

DM moodboard

[aztechnology]

tag which one is your DM

[imaginationbully]

bottom right, @pao-mith

[sodiscreetlysympathetic-deactiv]

[brookietf]

Golden Girls is great and isn’t just for your grandma.

[imaginationbully]

@pao-mith per our conversation about Golden Girls

[untidysouls]

been hiking through Switzerland by myself and I’ve seen beautiful things.

Expired 35mm film

[tooquirkytolose]

Beyoncé’s Goth sister, Séancé

[imaginationbully]

@zomblequeen

[elliegoose]

when a bard uses vicious mockery what they say comes out sounding incomprehensibly bass boosted and that’s how it causes physical damage

[imaginationbully]

@pao-mith @archaicprospect @linnthehuman 

[thatorangedog]

oh god – i can’t believe you’ve done this nintendo

[imaginationbully]

@clockworkzombe

[cryptidfinnbalor-deactivated202]

“I’ve been signing this signature since grade school!”

[adeles]

[archiemcphee]

In the hands of Spanish sculptor Gerard Mas 15th century ladies (and the occasional gentleman) exchange their Renaissance poise for modern day whimsy and sarcasm. Each marble sculpture depicts a period figure doing something decidedly uncharacteristic for their time, such as chewing gum, picking their nose, enjoying a lollipop, sporting tattoos or bikini tan lines, and doing a headstand.

“I thought about the millions of attitudes and situations that old artworks couldn’t capture because they were simply inappropriate for a lady in the 15th century,” Mas says. “I decided to try to do it in an old media and style. It was something like an invented old art. After that, the anachronisms came and pop elements, too, as a natural evolution.”

Follow Gerard Mas on Instagram to check out more of his delightfully anachronistic sculptures.

[via Bored Panda]

[flowerfae]

wait… if you have social anxiety… and i have social anxiety…

then who’s going to order the food?

[alohdark]

The third friend who has the Mom Friend anxiety override.

[imaginationbully]

@zomblequeen @toart @archaicprospect @pao-mith @linnthehuman

[honeygordo]

when your group makes a joke about something happening to the party

[imaginationbully]

@pao-mith

[losassen]

I have a love/hate thing going on with my art

[imaginationbully]

@toart

[tryforce-deactivated20211211]

me, a writer, staring at one sentence for 10 minutes straight: i don’t know what’s wrong with you but i don’t like you

[imaginationbully]

@zomblequeen

[oprahwingdings]

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

[flamingomd-deactivated20240122]

@exfoliate

[exfoliate]

the beat that you bang is delicious

you make them boys go loco

they want your treasures

they get pleasures from your photo

they can see you

they cannot squeeze you

you are not easy nor sleazy

you have reasons as to why you tease them

your boys come and go like seasons

you are not promiscuous

most shit about you is fictitious

you blow kisses that “puts them boys on rock rock”

boys form lines that reach down the block just to watch what you’ve got

you are delicious

people always claim to know you

you are easily mistaken for Stacy 

no other lady can put it down like you

your body stays vicious

you be up in the gym just working on your fitness

you have witnesses

you put your boys on rock rock

you will give a taste to boys with patience

you are laced with…. lace

you are so tastey you make them crazy

every time you turn around there are brothas gathering ‘round

they look you up and down and look at your…. uh

you just wanna say it

you do not want to round up drama

you do not want to take little mama’s man

you come across a little conceited

you keep repeating how the boys want to eat it

you try to explain that you can’t be treated like clientele

you are T to the A to the S-T-E-Y

you are D to the E to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S

[flamingomd-deactivated20240122]

If you said yes to any of these symptoms you or a loved one may be entitled to financial compensation

[jjjjjjjjjjohn]

[imaginationbully]

@zomblequeen