Dicks And Stones May Break My Bones

Throne: throne.com/punmonster ehlers danlos has made it hard to draw these days, but still trying my best to create.

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First clean bloom. forgot what this variety is called

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what the fuck? this thing gets bigger AND prettier?

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gonna fuck around and start calling aggressive drivers vroomers

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nobody will tell me where they keep the game peanut butter

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

“do we think maybe a vegetable would cause less despair” still living in my head rent free

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[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone

[beetlecirice]

Listened to this on my way to work this morning!!

[skrytch]

[punmonster]

First clean bloom. forgot what this variety is called

[jessaerys]

what in the world are "pity likes" you guys are inventing new ways to be insecure. every like i give is a like with my whole pussy

[64mpg]

“my friend is ALWAYS sick and cancelling our plans” it sounds like your friends life suuucks and you should check on them

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i know some real jerks that fancy themselves the "fandom mom" or get too into the matriarch role. like, i did look to them as my glimpse into the future, but its not something you pick for yourself. i learned to distrust people like that

still, i feel myself growing a mustache and a mug actualizing itself into my hands when i find myself in charge of a gacha club. then my mental health improves and i go out for cigarettes and milk (job applications and networking events)

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me: im shitty with kids, dont put me around them, im going to look at them wrong and traumatize them. they need to learn so much why their brains are growing and i cant teach them enough to keep up.

also me: this fandom where everyone younger than me (for some reason thing happens more frequently as i get older?). i need to watch my labguage, speak to them patiently, encourage them, and make these kids laugh.

i was shitty at talking to people for so long, kind of an asshole, that maybe it made me really sensitive about how to talk to people. the times i said something stupid feel awful, but the moments become solid tributes to my mistakes that i can see and avoid

i was also a substitute teach for a wide age range for a couple days. they were good kids and it was an incredible stem program. im just really surprised that i wasnt a jerk or yelling at them? i was bad about prepping, didnt have my eyes glued to them, and the job doesnt offer back support tho lol

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v

i guess i trained him to think he's in a diaper at night... emergency bath made him pretty upset. he normally doesnt like to be held, but he needed it now. i know thats the custom after i give him a bath, the only time he likes it, but im worried im receiving a message i cant get straight.

i cant tell if the pain killers are making him so anxious he shakes or if he needs more

the vet technician offered me a supplement name and i talked to the vet about more tests, but my mother fucked that all up like a giant child. she talked over the techbician going "nonono".

she wants him dead so bad but she pretends like if she flagellates herself enough, says shes doing it for us, then the whole world will forgive her and she can take the laziest route. i dont know what i can say to the vet or what she said to them. its her name on file.

i feel like i cant see what to do clearly. like there is a wall thats hiding the key to making him happy and painless and something selfish in me obscuring the ability to think of it.

im so sorry i have no one else to depend on where i live.

[punmonster]

i think of the bucket when i hear this song:

Let me be clear the bucket is the one singing

[dead-core]

i just need to have more rules for myself. more rules and limits. surely that will help me

[5altwaterfall]

and punishments. more punishments. surely that will help

[imdrinkingmiso]

I am doing whatever the opposite of locked in is .

[taavicleric]

I am locked out. I am in the parking lot. The rain is coming.

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Roxy, qa tester oc. the frequently unsung heroes of game design *cough*.

im realizing she could be used for any setting, but im putting her stanley parable

using what i remember about qa testing tools for her design

https://www.tumblr.com/punmonster/817345652865564672/relationship-between-qa-tester-oc-and-narrator-is?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/punmonster/817266439760363521/tsp-oc-qa-tester-that-was-hired-to-squash-bugs-in?source=share

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[thesebonesbite]

Magnus Archives fan I see

[partywithponies]

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

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the narrator would boldly enter into a diss-off against glados and then come back 5 minutes later in tears about how mean she is. the only reason he lasted 5 minutes is because she put him under a perforated laundry basket and then put a brick on top of the perforated laundry basket so he couldnt scoot away.