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could i still send in a matchup for hetalia?
nope nope sorry lolol
Though this blog may be inactive, it feels right to log in to say happy birthday to the most significant character to this blog, America! 💞 Happy (belated) birthday you funky fella
Wait! Do you have an personal tumblr blog that we can follow?
I do. :) It was previously mystiicmanaged, but now it is unovasheroine.
https://unovasheroine.tumblr.com
I mainly shitpost on there, but I’m always open to RP, too (though through PM).
It’s been a journey. Thank you loves.
I figured it’s finally time to close up shop for this blog. I’ve just grown out of Hetalia. I don’t feel the same excitement and happiness as I once used to when I logged in to see what sorts of requests you guys had, or to see what happened in the fandom. In this fandom, I’ve had more positive than negative experiences. I had such a blast in this fandom, writing for everyone and roleplaying with and as other characters. Hetalia will always have a special place in my heart. I will never forget all the great times I had meeting and interacting with fellow Hetalians.
You guys mean so much to me, please don’t forget that.
The blog will stay up, but I will depart.
Thank you all. <3
Mun Hilda signing out.
Feb 28 2017-5/1/2018
First Hetalia shitpost: SUCCESS sort of ((original video by Brandon Rogers))
hey fam relatable url. i understand, i hope life is treating you well, i love you
Do u have any fucking uhhhhhhhh Turkey having a crush headcanons please? Dude needs more love tbh
If I had to be honest I'm not too fond of him but I 100000% agree, he really needs more love and appreciation- He actually gets very flustured around his crush- He stutters and blushes, like, a lot- Knees weak- Palms sweaty- Vomit on his sweater already- spageddy- This dude will trail spaghetti wherever he goes if his crush is there, he will trail spaghetti when he parts with his crush- Takes a lot of selfies with them, maybe even a few candid photos- Turns into a 12 year old, squealing when he gets home- "OmG tHeY hElD mY hAnD"- "tHeY sAiD I'm CuTe"- He will absolutely brag about this on social media- Basically when he falls, he will fall hard. He will dress up nicely for them and take them to places they've never been before. He will be less cocky around them as well.
The 2P allies with an s/o who's an artist? Like, paintings and such! Whenever you want, please and thank you! <3
Absolutely adores it! Will ask if they would be willing to paint/draw a portrait of them. He will gladly hang up their art in the house. Constantly praising their work, and may even try to paint with them sometimes: 2p England/Oliver KirklandSeems indifferent about it but they love and admire their love's skills. They're bad at expressing how much they enjoy it, but they're always paying attention to their S/O as they work, and they enjoy just looking at the final product: 2p France/François Bonnefoy, 2p Canada/James Williams, 2p Russia/Viktor BraginskyIs that,,,, JEALOUSY?? The boy is jealous of his partner's skills. I cannot stress how jealous he'd be. It may even lead to him seeming rude. He truly does admire their work, but that feeling he won't be good enough and never has been just kills him: 2p America/Allen JonesIs somewhat like Oliver, but not so gushy. He'll joke and make sexual innuendo about EVERYTHING: 2p China/Xiao Wang
Viking!(of course)Viking trio punishing a prisoner!fem!S/O?
You want that uhhhhhh mild (sfw) or spicy(nsfw)?
Hi there, I know the ask I'm about to give is kind of weird but can you tell us how yandere Russia eliminate his rivals? Most of the yandere blogs always left this aspect beside and mainly focus on how the yandere treat their s/o, it got bored through time tbh... Anyway, good luck writing this ^^~
OOOOH YUMMY.Because he tends to give off a scary aura, I don't think he'd kill them. Not right away at least. I think he would use his scary appearance to intimidate them. He will stalk any rivals and constantly blackmail them. If they don't give up on HIS S/O, however, he may or may not intervene and hurt or even kill them... He would probably torture them for some time as well, and maybe have them turn into a killing slave for him to have THEM eliminate any other rivals before killing them self, like in Yandere Simulator. Ivan is a moody, mysterious, hard to read man who shouldn't be messed with.
how about NSFW Lithuania headcannons? preferably as a sub!
- If you ask me, he's not too kinky, yet not too vanilla- His kinks include bondage, master and slave/pet, edging/orgasm denial, being pegged - He has so few because he tends to get super anxious, so he uses a safeword- That word is "mercy"- He really enjoys being tied up. His favorite material is silk because it doesn't dig into his skin or burn his skin. Bonus points if there's a silk blindfold!- He's quiet but will whine and squeak a lot.- SUPER SENSITIVE. Like one breath on his sensitive spots and he's hard as FUCK- he is very embarrassed by this- He loves having a collar around his neck and feeling tugs on the leash. He enjoys that inferior feeling when in a safe environment.- He will lay down his life for a little while to serve his partner, he only asks they pay attention to his safeword should it come up- He loves being denied orgasms so much?? The buildup is so much fun for him. He likes his heart rate going up so high then being forced to not release so he can experience it all over again- He will start to cry eventually and beg to be allowed to orgasm- Once it's over, he's ✌🏻 peaced out for the night. He'll seem so energetic during but once he finishes he'll realize just how tired he is.
Does America know that in Chinese his name means "beautiful country"? - how would he feel about this?
Of course he does! He was psyched when Yao told him about it. He bragged about it to EVERYONE. He still brings it up. It makes him happy to say the least, because he's a good boy.
Feedee America pls
America (Alfred F. Jones)- boy can eat a whole mcdonalds tbh- despite his love for eating, he still works out heavily so (apparent) weight gain in chub will take a bit- seriously, you're gonna have to coax this guy to dumb down working out- when he stops he fucking loves being fed- his favorites are greasy fatty foods- loves red meat and desserts. those are his favorite.- gains weight super quick without working out- be ready to buy him lotsa new clothes- probably will get a larger tummy as compared to thighs- is kinda into feeding his S/O too- eventually, he will become very self conscious- may end up not eating and refusing feeding sessions- will start going to the gym again to feel better- yeah I can't see him being a feedee for too long.
NSFW: Female S/O is interested in using a cock ring on them. How do these guys feel about it? Skeptical? Nervous at first? Enthusiastic? "Hell no."? (America, Canada, Romano, Lithuania and the Netherlands) : )
HELL NO, NOT HAPPENING. He desires complete control, and he will get complete control no matter what. Won't do anything even remotely submissive for anyone: Netherlands (Weed Daddy)Very nervous at first, but they're subs. They'll eventually grow to like the idea. Prefers to take small steps to approach it, however before making it to the real deal: Canada (Matthew Williams), Lithuania (Toris Lurantis), Italy Romano (Lovino Vargas)It depends on what mood he's in, really. He's a switch but loves to sub... If you really convince him he will ALWAYS be down. Being forced to sub while in a dominant mood secretly turns him on: America (Alfred F. Jones)
How do the Allies (Including Canada<3) feel about lingerie? :)
Sees no point in it, seeing as it'll be a mess and probably all torn by the end of the night: America/Alfred F. JonesLoves it!!! So pretty!!! He loves the way it hugs his S/O's beautiful body. Will take it off gently and help them out. Constant worship: France/Francis Bonnefoy, Canada/Matthew WilliamsIn between those two; can be pretty vanilla or kinky as fuck: England/Arthur KirklandDoesn't understand it. Likes clothes best when they're easy to take off: China/Yao Wang, Russia/Ivan Braginsky
WAIT NEVERMIND I JUST SAW THE POST THAT YOU WEREN'T DOING THEM ANYMORE I APOLOGIZE FAM
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