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Single Parent x their Kid's Teacher

✮ “I'm so sorry, I don't know what got into them! They never act like this at home!” (their kid is scheming to set them up and keeps getting into trouble to force meetings)

✮ “Oh my god, thank you so much for staying late. I'm so sorry you got held up, there was an emergency at work, and I couldn't come pick them up, and I was so worried what you would think, and–” “Slow down now. Breathe. You're fine. You have a delightful child.”

✮ “Do you think I'm incapable of raising my child just because I am on my own?” “It's not–” “Isn't it? What other reason could you possibly have to be this involved in our lives?” “Have you ever considered that it's not your kid I'm invested in?”

✮ “Parent-teacher conferences don't usually last this long, you know?” “You should try not being so charming then.”

✮ “Tell your spouse for me–” “There is no spouse. Just me.” “… Well, then you should tell yourself that you are doing a fantastic job raising them.”

✮ “I missed the school play. My kid has never been this mad at me.” “They'll get over it. They just wanted you there, and… And so did I.”

✮ “I can't tell if you're flirting or I am just mildly misreading this entire situation…” “I could kiss you if it would make things more obvious.”

✮ “I thought teacher's aren't allowed to have favorites.” “I don't. None of this affects how I treat your kid in class. But, well, it's pretty obvious you're a bit of a teacher's pet, hm?” “(blushing mess)”

✮ “You need to get your kid a tutor, they're failing eng–” “You did not just stop a make out session to lecture me.”

✮ “Your kid is gonna have a stroke once they realize their teacher is ‘mommy/daddy's special friend’.” “Don't even worry about that. They love you.”

[Prompt Calender: January 15th, Elementary School Teacher Day]

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Draw your characters

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Large family gothic

•You got an ‘I’m the big sister’ t-shirt for your first baby brother. Seventeen years later, you wish you had another one so people would stop thinking he’s older just because he’s seven inches taller. •You always ask if anyone wants food, and the answer is always 'no,’ if there is an answer at all. But without fail when the food is done, 6+ people are swarming in like a flock of half-dressed vultures. •You stay up all night before a trip and wind up exhausted on the drive up. You repeatedly put your head on one sibling’s shoulder and they repeatedly shrug you off. You put your head on another sibling’s shoulder and because they’re nice they decide to not shrug you off so you fall asleep for over an hour. You wind up in the back between the littlest brothers for the remainder of the trip and spend the next several hours waking up with one or both of them slumped over asleep against your shoulder. •People constantly think you and your brother are boyfriend and girlfriend. You wonder if this is because there’s such a lack of outright abusive hostility between you, but also wonder if they’re confused as to why you’re not clingy like most, erm, couples. •You go from 'I’m important now that I’m eight!’ to 'eight is a baby! [Insert little sibling here] is eight!’ •Tickle piles are a thing. •When the parents aren’t there, the salt and sass flows freely. •The littlest brother never goes to bed without finding you and giving you a hug and a kiss and an 'I love you.’ •You and your siblings complain to each other about the crush phase your friends go through where they forget you exist. •It’s always fun as the oldest sibling to see the kids grow up and have their own personalities and opinions and viewpoints on life. •You swear that on your deathbed you’ll be reciting the picky sibling’s McDonalds order. •Tackle hugs after you get back from a youth retreat or similar event. •Small brother jumps on you randomly for an impromptu piggyback ride.

(feel free to add onto this. Spread some sibling positivity. ;)

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Your OTP + Kids

Who in your OTP carries them from the couch/car to the bed?

And who soothes the kids after a nightmare?

Who wants to throw out the car seat because the stupid thing won’t strap in?

Who cries on the first day of school?

Gets the kids into the local sports team?

And who’s the parent that gets way too aggressive at these games?

Who in your OTP lets the kids stay up and watch movies and who sends them to bed?

Who sneaks candy to the kids before school, whilst the other pretends not to notice?

Who is the parent that yells at the kid for being called to the principal’s office and who is the parent who yells at the principal?

Who teaches their son to tie a tie and who

Explains periods to their daughter?

Who cries at graduation?

Who reads the book in silly voices?

Who’s the one against sweets before dinner and who lets it slide?

Who gets rid of the monster in the closet and under the bed?

Which parent sneaks veggies into the kids’ dinner and who doesn’t like veggies themselves?

Who in your OTP does the “hurt my baby and I’ll kill you” speech when their kid brings someone over?

Who goes on all the rides with the kids because their partner gets queasy on rides?

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OTP Prompt 42

It’s a long one– sorry.

Person A has a child from a previous relationship or that they adopted themselves before they met Person B. Person A and B are now dating, and B is close to A’s child, but does not consider themself to be a parent.

Person A is walking with their child down a busy sidewalk, about a block away from Person B’s work, where A and their child were going to meet them. Suddenly, A feels their child’s hand slip out of theirs, and they quickly turn in the crowd and work their way backwards, looking for their kid.

Person A goes into an alley that they’d just passed, and finds their kid’s wrist being tightly held by some stranger. Person A punches the stranger, forcing them to release A’s child.

A quickly checks their child for injuries, and gives them their phone to call for help. Person A’s adrenaline is running high, and there’s no way this stranger is going to get away with touching A’s kid.

After a fight, Person A, with a black eye, is pinning the stranger against the wall by their neck– not choking them, but near enough.

Person A’s child had apparently called Person B before calling the police. Person B quickly arrives and checks A’s child again for injuries, then turns their attention to Person A, who’s begun to add pressure to their hold on the stranger.

Person B quickly reaches out and places a hand gently on Person A’s shoulder. Person A glances to B, but their focus remains mostly on the stranger.

“A, he’s not worth it. Keep your peace of mind, let him go to prison, and pay for it there,” B reasons and A listens begrudgingly. After a bit more convincing, Person A loosens their hold on the stranger enough that he isn’t choking. They hear the police arrive, and Person A punches the stranger firmly in the nose before letting him drop to the ground.

As soon as the police have the stranger in custody, Person A rushes back to Person B and A’s child, and checks them for injuries as they talk to the police about the stranger.

After a long long day, Person A, B and A’s child get home. It isn’t long before the day catches up with A’s child, and Person A is tucking them into bed. A double checks the window locks, turns on the night light, and makes their way out of their child’s room.

B stands outside of A’s child’s room, waiting for the ritual to end. And as soon as A closes the door, they begin to cry into Person B’s shoulder, finally allowing themselves to feel how petrified they were from the day’s events. Person B leads A to the living room, where A begins to sob outright, clinging tighter and tighter to Person B’s shirt. “I, I almost, I almost l-lost my kid. Oh my God. I, I would’ve killed him, B, I would’ve killed him for touching my kid. Oh my God my kid. I almost lost them. I was so scared B– I thought, I thought- I don’t know what I-I’d do if, if, if, if they took my kid-d…”

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Tweets from Parents (see 15 more)

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Imagine Person A accidentally swearing in front of Person B’s child. Person A tries to get the child to stop repeating the swear before Person B gets home.

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Imagine person A of your OTP approaching person B really nervously to talk to them about something. B is unsure what to make of this until A finally comes out with what they wanted to talk about: they would like a child.

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Your OTP having a baby. One day, their babysitter cancels and they have absolutely no other option but to take the child to work with them. Person B ends up having wear a small infant backpack and is armed with a baby bag filled with necessities, as they go about their work day. Person A calls in to check every few minutes.

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Your otp have a small child. Who runs around the toy stores suggesting “they would love this! Look at the buttons?!”, who knows that their baby is too young for such a toy, but a certain someone is apparently not too old.

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#18 Story Prompt

Write a story made up of journal entries.

Person C is the child of A and B. They’re going through relationship problems (as a teen or adult) and find a journal waiting for them from Parent A. The journal is the rough story of all the good and bad that took place between A and B. How they met, dated, broke up, then reconnected and fell back in love, told in A’s POV.

Bonus: C sends/gives the book back when their done reading it and B had no idea about it. B reads it and realizes just how much they went through with A.

How this ends is up to you.

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OTP Prompt 23

Person A has to take their and person B’s child to get their chicken pox shot. After getting a call from a nurse that had apparently gotten a black eye, Person B realizes having A take their kiddo was a bad idea.