imagine a robot

Hello. We would like you to imagine a robot, if you could be so kind as to do so. It will please the robots.

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Imagine a robot that exercises panoptical control of society.

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Imagine a robot who has a collection of over 1000 candles.

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Imagine a robot that gives Matt Damon a hard time.

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Imagine a robot that steals your office supplies.

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Imagine a robot who enjoys the Klezmer musical genre.

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Imagine a robot with a green thumb.

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Imagine a robot with a Oedipal complex.

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Imagine a robot that enjoys BDSM.

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Imagine a robot discussing the current state of the Congress of the United States.

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Imagine a robot imitating birds.

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Imagine a robot that practices objectivism.