Imagine Darth Vader

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this boy 😍 he loves slurpin those worms!!!!!

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imagine Darth Vader as a popular lets player

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*breathing* Don’t forgot to like and subscribe. *breathing* Or I will be most disappointed…

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imagine Darth Vader as a popular lets player

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imagine Darth Vader reading your fanfic. the really smutty one. he loves it.

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imagine Darth Vader waiting two hours in line to be the first parent to pick up his children everyday

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imagine Darth Vader, west philidelphia born and raised

[vadersrespirator]

“Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down. Now I’d like to take a trilogy sit right there. I’ll tell how I became the Dark Lord of Sith-Air.”

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imagine Darth Vader, west philidelphia born and raised

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imagine Darth Vader specializes in bird law

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imagine Darth Vader in the middle of a forrest, wearing soft clothes, drinking calming tea and finding a way to forgive himself

[th3rm0pyl43]

I think @jerseydevious has just the right picture for this.

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did someone call for me

[kaoriva-deactivated20180704]

Don’t forget there’s a fic about that:

He felt his jaw dropping in utter and complete surprise, however, when he finally spotted Vader. Bringing a hand up to his face, Han rubbed his eyes briskly, wondering if that would help clear his vision. Spreading his fingers slowly, he quickly realized that it hadn’t.

If there was one thing, only one thing, in the entire galaxy that Han knew to be utterly and totally implausible, it would be this. He just had to be hallucinating at this point.

For what he saw was Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith, wandering aimlessly through a not-quite-sunlit meadow … picking flowers.

Maybe the kid hadn’t been that far off the mark with his crack about the Imperial Flower Arrangement Society. Han brought his hand down from his face and cleared his throat nervously. When you lose it, Solo, you really lose it.

The hallucination that looked like Vader had evidently heard him, since it looked up and then headed in Han’s direction. Han waited at the edge of the clearing, not certain whether he ought to be encouraging his hallucinations or not. In this state, he was more likely to blunder right into one of those man-eating plants and that would certainly take care of his delusions.

But it sure looks like Vader.

Stopping directly in front of him, the Dark Lord silently thrust out the bunch of flowers he had collected.

Source: Between Flight and Longing by Sheila Snow, chapter 14

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imagine Darth Vader in the middle of a forrest, wearing soft clothes, drinking calming tea and finding a way to forgive himself

[th3rm0pyl43]

I think @jerseydevious has just the right picture for this.

[medusaceratops-deactivated20210]

did someone call for me

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imagine Darth Vader in the middle of a forrest, wearing soft clothes, drinking calming tea and finding a way to forgive himself

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imagine Darth Vader dabbing

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imagine Darth Vader dripping with candle wax

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imagine Darth Vader painting tiny flowers

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imagine Darth Vader screaming like a little girl while riding a bike

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imagine Darth Vader using the dog snapchat filter on all his selfies

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imagine Darth Vader wearing a skeleton kigurumi