Logic will get me through this...

My name is Spock. I have yet to experience pon farr and I refuse to speak on the matter any further. I'm what humans call a "teenager," and they usually make a face after saying that, which I will not be imitating. I suppose the purpose of this blog is for you to submit what you imagine me doing...

[imaginejuvenilespock]

Imagine, if you will:

A young Spock reads Homestuck.

There are confused, blank stares.

A friend, explains.

A character, favorited.

A cosplay, made.

Spock becomes Rose Lalonde when alone.

The admin is aware and tells the world.

Spock turns green.

Spock stays in his room from then on.

[imaginejuvenilespock]

Imagine a young Spock looking at the admin and wondering if he say "Oi" like she does.

Imagine her confirming that yes, he has picked up that quirk.

[imaginejuvenilespock]

((Oi! I believe I found a loophole in the mobile data things, so I'll try to be on a few minutes everyday, alright? I'll be off now~))

[paperthinploy-deactivated201403]

jim drunkenly declaring that bones has “the world’s most boopable nose” and leaning in and pressing it with one finger and bones drunkenly muttering “boop”

and bones wakes up the next morning fervently praying that jim has forgotten about this

jim has not

[neuererer-deactivated20150801]

NEW SHERLOCK EPISODES AND NEW CHARACTERS AND NEW GIFS AND NEW MUSIC AND NEW EDITS AND NEW CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT AND NEW JOKES AND NEW LOCATIONS AND NEW CINEMATOGRAPHY AND NEW OUTFITS AND NEW SEASON

[wildandwild]

i’m not 1701% certain, but it COULD even

be the same pair

of ladies

[sherlockedtrekkie]

#what if these girls are a couple #and Jim totally learned that the first week of classes when he hit on one and the other threatened to deck him in the face #and jim laughed and introduced himself properly #but he got to know them throughout the years in starfleet and they catch up every now and then #and he cheered for them when they totally got put on the same ship #and every times he passes them (bc they are ALWAYS together it seems) it’s always ‘hey ladies’ #a running inside joke of theirs (via)

[bigmamag]

Man, this and the theory that something embarrassing happened to Kirk and that’s why Chapel stays away, fandom is taking this character back.

[actualpsyduck]

((Doctors make the Aly angry. Unless they’re time travelers.

[imaginejuvenilespock]

Where did my little marshmallow go?

You see, when internet sucks, one may vanish for a while, and when one comes back, it is because their mobile data grants it, but since Google is a bitch and eats data, it might be very rarely that one is allowed to return,

[braveheart-the-lion]

i would pay $1000 to see Obama in Frozone’s super suit

[jane-af]

this is the most important post 

[geekishchic]

$10000 if he and Michelle acted the scene out

[theclaravoyant]

charity idea?

[geekishchic]

not sure we could raise enough for them to actually do it but we could try

#someone kickstart that shit

[deducingontheenterprise-blog]

McKirk in ugly Christmas jumpers sat on the sofa in front of the fire drinking hot chocolate in front of the fire while Bones is complaining about the cold and Jim is laughing at him (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[thirstghosting]

Them about to kiss when Spock stumbles in drunk with an empty mug of chocolate and stumbles into them

[fjsdoasdbf-deactivated20140504]

[queerbot22]

or wrong movie….

[kuma-la-la]

(FUCKING FINALLY) finished commission for DuneChaos!!

and progress gif:

[noctvxiii-deactivated20151129]

why do you do this to me?

[no-such-thing-as-unicorns]

Did anyone else think of Jim Kirk bursting through the door screaming, “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE.” And everyone in the shop stops and looks at him for a moment and collectively says, “Oh shit,” and poor little Chekov (who would make an adorable florist) starts working frantically while Jim just stands there white as a sheet and then Uhura just comes up to him and tries to figure out what the fuck Jim did to Bones and Spock walks up and tries to tell Jim that it’s illogical to use a number to attempt to quantify the situation when the scale used is alphabetical and Jim just gaping at him? Because I did.

[moscatorose-inactive]

I love this kid.

He’s only in Prisoner of Azkaban, and he has two lines:

“It’s among the darkest omens in our world. It’s an omen… of death.”

and don’t forget, the ever popular:

“It’s like trying to catch smoke… Like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands.”

It’s like okay, kid, we don’t know who you are, but go ahead and say the two most intense lines in the entire movie. I guess that’s cool. Whatevs.

[enjoltush]

This is Bem, the only student to ever successfully change Houses. In the third movie, he’s a Gryffindor. In the fifth he magically becomes a Ravenclaw. Bow down to Bem for he holds all the knowledge.

[drarry]

BEM IS OUR KING.

[awkwardbirds]

It’s because after he uttered those two lines everyone was like ‘DAYUM BEM’ and he was sent to Dumbledore’s office and Dumbledore was like I boy you twoo fuckin’ wise to be a lion you gonna be a eagle now. Get your ass in Ravenclaw.

and thats how it happened.

the end.

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[smallercrimes-blog]

All hail Bem.

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

you can really tell we haven’t had a new book for over 5 years now can’t you?

[iraffiruse]

[dazzdnconfuzzd]

this is the best

[rockymackenzie]

THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT THIS THAT ISN’T GREAT

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[askboxmemes]

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