pre-pandemic: jeans. tshirt. hoodie. maybe a hat
early pandemic: pajamas 24/7
late pandemic: greek chlamys and booty shorts that say cryptid across the ass
…I already own the Cryptid bootyshorts and have bigass squares of linen somewhere. All I need is a fancy brooch and some saftey pins and that’s a whole outfit to hit up the Costco in.
Gonna take a hike through my neighborhood tonight and fulfill the prophecy scrawled upon mine ass
2 points, 1) i’m gonna join you for that hike i got my plague doctor stuff and my pokin stick and 2) gallus were those the shorts i made for your wedding gift





























