*adjusts my titties* anyways…
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Not today Justin
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@unusually-tall-dwarf
*adjusts my titties* anyways…
Still in love with this 🍅♥️
its like marine biology Jackass
i love this guy 60% of every video is him rolling around on the floor screaming while his camera guy goes “hey….. u ok?” then 5 minutes later he gets up and is like “ok folks, there u have it, the Satan DeathRay Fire Monster actually does cause pain when it bites u. science is great”
To be fair, this is actually a really good way of getting kids to realize that these animals really are dangerous, and he goes through the first aid either on the same video or in a follow up video (if it’s something complicated). IIRC, the whole reason he started doing videos like this was because while he was in Montana or something he saw a lot of Facebook posts about people whose dogs had gotten too close to a porcupine and they didn’t know how to remove the quills, so he (naturally) went into the woods, found a porcupine, quilled himself and filmed himself taking the quills out and explaining what he was doing.
He’s still fucking insane, but, you know, it’s for a good cause
He’s living his best life, his job is getting hurt on camera and educating others on how to be safe. And he clearly loves his job.
The rightful heir to the throne Steve Irwin left.
end of the year mood
This is funnier the earlier in the year it’s blogged.
Got my first tattoo last night ♥️🍅♥️
My last three brain cells
Hancock Aesthetic
Sole: Ya okay I’m here at the Institute, where the fuck’s my son
Father:
500-Year-Old Body of Man Wearing Thigh-High Boots Found in London Sewer Construction
During the construction of London’s massive “super sewer,” archaeologists discovered something unusual in the mud: a 500-year-old skeleton of a man still wearing his thigh-high leather boots.
The Museum of London Archaeology (MOLA) announced this week that the skeleton was unearthed on the shores of the Thames, near a bend in the river downstream from the Tower of London.
“By studying the boots, we’ve been able to gain a fascinating glimpse into the daily life of a man who lived as many as 500 years ago,” said Beth Richardson, a finds specialist who analyzes artifacts at MOLA Headland, a consortium of archaeologists. “They have helped us to better understand how he may have made his living in hazardous and difficult conditions, but also how he may have died. It has been a privilege to be able to study something so rare and so personal.” Read more.
Archaeologists:
500-year old skeleton:
*epidemic of porn bots breaks out due to tumblr’s own negligence*
tumblr staff: We will fix it (:
If this ain’t the tea, tho.
Yet pornbots still exist
It only got 50% of the porn bots. And 50% legit users.
A perfect balance of bullshit and fucking bull shit.
Fun Vampire Fact; the reason that Vampires traditionally cannot see their reflections in a mirror is because mirrors used to be backed with a reflective layer of silver — which, as the metal of purity, would not ‘interact’ with Vampires, who are the Devil’s work.
However, modern mirrors have used aluminum as their reflective backing for many years now — and aluminum is not a ‘picky’ metal at all. So Vampires are able to see their reflections in modern mirrors.
All I can think about is a vampire used to not seeing their reflection in mirrors for centuries, and one day they are just walking along and unknowingly pass a mirror backed with aluminum and THEY NEARLY SHIT THEMSELVES.
reblogging for that gif
MOOD
Raising money for charity has never been so fun!
“I’ve been sucking dick like it’s candy”
— One of my friends (via unusually-tall-dwarf)
3 years later and this statement still stands