Happy [late] Valentine's Day everyone! I got inspiration for this post from my own relationship with my boyfriend. We don't have real "pet names," but we do call each other headass/faceass so... ????? I guess this might still count as one? Hope you enjoy!
Obey Me! Boys React to MC Affectionately Calling Them Headass/Faceass
"Hey, don't worry about it. I just came to check in on you, you overworked headass."
What did you just call him?
Last time he checked, calling someone a headass was an insult
This man is so confused, he put his pen down
"Huh? I just came in to check on you. But since you're busy and I can tell you're about to give me the whole "'MC I'm fine'" spiel, I'll see myself out. Love you, and get some sleep this time!"
He was so confused he just watched you leave with a smile on your face as if what you said was normal
What did he do wrong? Had he done something that bothered you without him realizing it? Did he say something to you that hurt you? If so, when did these events take place
Only when he finally breaks free from his overthinking, he texts Mammon to get his advise
Lucifer never thought he'd see another day when he would ask Mammon for advise
Once Mammon responded to his text that the term is meant to be an insult, however in some cases it can be used in a teasing manner.
He guessed the MC was "usin' it to be funny or teasin' ya"
Though, not a lot of people use it to be romantic
So, does that mean I'm off the hook and can have Goldie back?
Oh, you're in for it now, MC
You two were hanging out in his room, planning a pyramid scheme
Karasu, Mammon's pet crow, was also there to put his own two cents in
"Instead of paying taxes like good eggs, give your tax money to me," Karasu states
"Excuse you, bird-brain?! What makes you think you'll get even a cent? A Grimm, even?!"
Cue a literal squabble amongst birb bois
You can't help but laugh and say:
"Mammon, you headass! I love you though."
Mammon needs a system reboot
Congrats, Karasu thought his demon master was dead
Mammon just looks at you and blushes redder than Lucifer's eyes, but then quickly retorts:
"Oh yeah? Well you're a faceass, MC! Butistillloveyatoo"
You both just laugh and blush together, Karasu and the pyramid scheme both forgotten
Somehow, someway, you convinced Levi to take you to Scotland after he told you the truth behind the human myth of the Loch Ness Monster
Levi didn't want to go back, he was so embarrassed he was spotted, and even more so when he had to retreat
How can he EVER go back to Scotland after suffering so much humiliation and shame?!
But, Levi loves you enough to travel with you to help him come to terms with his past
"Levi, you mauled people back in the what, 7th Century? 6th, 8th?"
"B-b-but they were taunting me! They actually recognized me as a demon! I couldn't let anyone who saw me live..."
"Jeez, Levi, it's the 21st Century. All three Realms are changing and evolving! You have to let go and let Go- I mean Diavolo. Let go and let Diavolo."
"I'd rather watch Koko's Strage Journey with you and cuddle, but fine."
"We can do that later, headass. Your mental and emotional health is what matters to me most."
He wanted to retort, but he knew you were right.
Just know that he'll tell you how you reminded him of one of his favorite characters who acts all cool and a bit mean on the outside but actually is really caring on the way back to the Devildom
Reacts like an old man just like Lucifer
Were you joking with him?
Were you flirting and wanted him to react as such?
What in the 9th Circle of Devildom did you just call him?
Satan's too old to try to keep up with modern day human slang...he feels himself losing brain cells
He's come to the conclusion to study up even more on recent psychology and sociology textbooks from the human realm
He needed to confide in his partner- in-crime, Satan's own Watson to complete his Holmes: Belphie
"Hey Belphie, MC just called me a "headass."
Belphie laughed so hard he went to sleep faster than an old Microsoft Windows XP desktop shutting down
[Insert shut down sound here]
It wasn't until you called him a faceass later that day with a playful smile and a laugh threatening to come out, does he realize what's going on
Satan's gonna get you back 😉
You have no idea what you do to this demon
Then again, yes you do... kinda
Asmo doesn't care what you call him, so long as he knows he's loved, appreciated, and respected by you and there's no malice behind the teasing
The more you call him a headass or a faceass with your sweet laugh and the sparkle in your eyes, the more he just wants to push you up against the wall and-
You, Beel, and Belphie were hanging out in the attic
Beel was pretty tired of watching old Devildom comedy sitcoms, and he wanted to know of any "old but gold" human realm comedy sitcoms
You told Beel (and belphie, after waking him up to hang out with the two of you) about Roseanne, and that your favorite character was Roseanne's daughter, Darlene
Beel loves Dan, and Belphie can't help but like Darlene as well
Before the three of you know it, you take the remote and start up the second episode of season two
You and Beel are sure Belphie's dead asleep
Beel is kind of grateful that his little brother is asleep because he gets to spend more time with you
"What if you and I wind up like Roseanne's family?"
"What about it? I'd love to have a family with you, Beel, and live long enough to see you turn into a headass like Dan."
Beel almost stopped mid-chew of an entire bag of jellybeans
All he did was look at you and smile, mouth full of jellybeans
"I wouldn't have it any other way, faceass."
Belphie invited you out stargazing
After a while of talking and joking around, it slipped out your mouth
You meant it in a joking way, but you weren't sure if you took it too far as he wasn't laughing with you anymore
"Oh no, I'm so sorry Belphie! I didn't want to call you something cliché like "babe, hun, bae, love... But i-i-if you don't want me to call you that it's totally fine!"
Belphie just stares at you as you stutter out an apology
Poor cow boy doesn't know what's going on because he actually fell asleep and didn't want to tell the truth to you
He did hear himself being called a faceass
"Hey, MC no it's fine. You don't need to apologize. I'm with you on that cliché bit. Besides, do you know how many people we can confuse and watch them drift into madness?"
You're so happy you just hug him
"You're such a faceass, but I love you."
