Feed the Machine

He/him 21 years of age I write mainly for Male readers. she/her alignment dni! same goes for minors! Ask is open!

[enquiringangel]

Mildly disappointed no one has made an edit of Dwayne flying out of the fireplace and kicking Michael to Sia’s ‘chandelier’

[pitiful-anonymous-vampire]

my blorbos

[fur-claws-and-eyeballs]

I’ve got it in my head that Max either owned or invested in the Hotel/Resort back before the 1906 quake.

And this guy is just so proud of it. A steady source of both money and out of towners to feed on, the Jewel of Santa Carla. Maybe the place is marketed as a respite for the sick and frail to rest and recover. You know all those writers and artists suffering from nervous dispositions and wracking coughs, and ladies wasting away with consumption. Where the fresh sea air, and warm sun can restore you. And if those people don’t necessarily survive their stay, pass away in the night, then who would suspect a thing?

And maybe Max bans the boys from the inside of the resort. Kicks them out anytime they breeze in like he does in the video store. “I told you not to come here.” Because Max is an upstanding member of society, and he can’t have these rapscallions ruining his image.

So the boys live in the cave system beneath the resort. Because in the book (and the original proposed sequel/comic) there’s more caves, deeper than where the resort sunk, so they were clearly there before disaster struck.

And THEN, the fricking earthquake sinks the whole thing into the ground.

Just, can you imagine the boys absolutely losing their minds. “Too bad they built it on the fault.” Like you know David never let Max live that down. And even better now it belongs to the boys! This crowning achievement, Max’s hubris, in ruins, sunk into the caves, now property of The Lost Boys.

“You built a resort above a cave system on the San Andreas fault line, Max. What did you expect, Max? What did you think was gonna happen, smart guy?”

[urboned]

"ur eyebags r so deep" this & "u look so tired" that. nobody appreciates the disheveled swag

[imaginesmachine]

(I only write for M!Reader. And this is self indulgence bc I had an eating disorder so TW : eating disorder mentioned)

Y/n sat there staring at his plate, it was full of food that the Boys had got when when they were out. David stood in front of him giving him a hard look. "Look, Michael told us you weren't eating- So...We got you your favorite things" David's cheeks were slightly pink so they must have just got done feeding.

"Yeah! Please baby! You need food to function like our bunny!" Paul exclaimed and plotted down next to Y/N's leg. Marko nodded and held out a piece of (favorite food here) to Y/N's face. He didn't move. Marko pouted, Then Dwayne got up and stood behind Y/N. "Please eat. Your the only you we got. And I think I speak for all of us when I say this. We care for you." The tall brunette said and gently coaxed Y/N to start eating "okay...Yeah your right...I'll try to eat better" He said quitely before taking a bite.

(also please, if you have a hard time eating, your not alone. And salt helps- trust me (⁠✿⁠^⁠‿⁠^⁠)🫰)

[thesevenumbrellas]

Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

[mixsethaddams]

“Oh my god you’re a writer? Can I read your stuff?”

[imaginesmachine]

I completely forgot to post anything whoops-

[kessho]

The Lost Boys Behind the Scenes with the makeup and special effects artists

[god-of-identity]

i’d care if the person i reblogged this from vanished

idc if you reblog this from me but reblog it every time you see one of your friends or mutuals have reblogged it

[angel-of-the-redacted]

Reblog if you've found friendship because of your fandoms.

[imaginesmachine]

Not only did Eddie Munson miss the film masterpiece that is The Lost Boys but he also missed Teenage mutant ninja turtles. Sure it's not horror but that man is a fucking nerd through and through! He would be delighted by it tbh! (His favorite is Donatello, your free to try and change my mind, I can hear some chanting Mikey!Mikey!, He's a close second)

[imaginesmachine]

(adding two of my fav fandoms. TMNT and The Lost Boys)

The TMNT came out in 1987, here's what I think the Lost boy's fav turtle is and why.

David : He likes Leo. To put it simple he understands the position and stress that being leader can be. But he'll NEVER admit that he has read the comics/watched the shows.

Dwayne : He likes Donnie the most, Sure he may not be the smartest boy in the group but, He understands the hard part of being the most well read and well...He understands the struggle. (Also he like reading them with Laddie)

Paul : He likes Mikey the most, the carefree and fun attitude and making jokes is kind of his thing y'know? But he feels connected in a sense. Being kind of like an younger brother, but also kind of the glue! Bc of his free Spirit he keeps everything fun and light hearted!

Marko : He likes Raph. He relates to the anger and rage the red turtle feels. He understands trying to control to not hurt is family. But he also likes his accent :3

[imaginesmachine]

Christmas with the Lost Boys would include:

Paul and Marko finding (stealing) Christmas decorations and covering the cave in it

Dwayne and Laddie shopping (probably stealing) gifts for everyone.

Those gifts would include, 1. Hair ties for everyone 2. Makeup and Nail polish for Star (and Paul) 3. More patches and paints for Marko 4. Many different sunglasses for Michael 5. More gloves and ear rings for David 6. Books for Dwayne

David constantly being called Scrooge or a grump by Star

Star and Marko making things for everyone such as ear rings or jacket patches.

[imaginesmachine]

There are three turths in The Lost Boys fandom

1. David called his partners kitten (or puppy but mainly kitten)

2. Dwayne has a breeding kink. Mans want kids so bad

3. Marko is Italian

[misslavenderlady]

4. Paul calls his partners Sugar

5. If Paul were a dog he'd be a golden retriever

[patient1666074-deactivated20230]

6. Dwayne is basically an encyclopaedia of all knowledge. (Even though there is no evidence of that being true and he could actually be as dumb as a rock.)

[imaginesmachine]

(I love how everyone keeps adding onto this.♡♡)

[imaginesmachine]

You know how everyone is like 'Oh I'm not dying until (name of a bastard human) dies' or until I see laws get better. Well

I refuse to die until I see with my own two eyes the following date:

April 20th 2069 at 4:13

Then, and only then I can die

[imaginesmachine]

(m!reader.)

Y/N : We...we uh fucked up *Standing with Marko and Paul*

Dwayne: *Staring at them with a raised eyebrow* And this effects me how?

Marko : We...we took David's boots..so uh and lost them

David, on the distance: AAAAAAAAAH MARKO, PAUL, Y/N

Dwanye: Suffer. Or run and suffer more

Y/N : *resigned to his fate*

Paul+Marko : *running like bats outta hell*