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What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of tea?

Bootea

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What do you call a stupid chicken at a rager?

Party fowl

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What’s a dominatrix’ least favorite ice cream flavor?

Vanilla

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What did streptococcus say to influenza when it did a trick at the skate park?

“Sick, dude.”

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What’s a beavers favorite breakfast?

Morning wood

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What’s the first thing a pirate says when he meets a woman?

“Yo, ho.”

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What’s a BDSM lover’s favorite hairstyle?

Something kinky

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What do you call a cat’s best move in gymnastics?

A purrfect dismeownt

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What’s a domantrix favorite kind of jewelry?

A choker

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What’s a cat’s favorite classic soul song?

Ain’t No Meowntain High Enough

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What’s a trypophobic’s least favorite christmas song?

O Holy Night

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Why did the crab cross the road so quickly?

He was in a pinch

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What’s Lady Gaga’s best defense move?

Poke-her face

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What’s a ghosts favorite drink?

BoooOOoOOOoooze

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What’s a ghosts favorite style of dance?

BoooOOOoOOOoogie

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What’s a ghost cats favorite food?

Kit and kaboooOooOOOooodle

What’s a ghosts favorite past time?

Reading booOOooOOooOOooks

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