I do shit and make stuff

I write shitty starters and post my shitty art. Please enjoy! I will post video game stuff or really whatever I want. feel free to send a message or make a request. I love Parks and Rec and comics!

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Hey in 2020 I want to try and read over 200 books. Do any of you guys have some recommendations?

(It can be anything, a comic, novel, nonfiction, fiction or what ever! 😊)

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Send 👿 if you wanna plot stuff with me

(Send 👻 if you're shy and want me to DM you to plot instead of posting the ask)

-(if you can't see the top emoji it's type "devil boy" And if you can't see the bottom one type "ghost") -

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[theartofangirling]

no one:

me: here’s a flow chart of 41 lgbtq+ book recommendations, have fun!

disclaimer: this is a very non-comprehensive list since I’m only including books that I’ve read

[sweetdreamsaremadeofquicksliver]

Don’t fuck with me like this 😢

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Horror movie starters

“Whatever You Do, Don’t Fall Asleep.”

“I See Dead People.”

“ Heeere's Johnny!”

“Do You Want To Play A Game?”

“Do You Like Scary Movies?”

“A Boy’s Best Friend Is His Mother.”

“Sometimes Dead Is Better.”

“Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid.”

“No tears please, it’s a waste of good suffering.”

“It’s Halloween, everyone’s entitled to one good scare.”

“Love means never having to say you’re ugly.”

“Supernatural, perhaps; baloney, perhaps not.”

“Get away from her, you bitch.”

“Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I’ve got news for you pal, you ain’t leadin’ but two things, right now: Jack and shit… and Jack left town.”

“Supernatural, perhaps; baloney, perhaps not.”

“They’re all gonna laugh at you.”

“Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin’ Mark Twain shit. ‘Cause it’s definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone.”

“Groovy!”

” What an excellent day for an exorcism.”

“I should warn you, princess – the first time tends to get a little messy.”

“I’ve seen enough horror movies to know that any weirdo wearing a mask is never friendly.”

“We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!”

“They’re coming to get you, Barbara!”

“Welcome to prime time, bitch.”

“We all go a little mad sometimes.”

“No, please don’t kill me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!”

“Darling. Light, of my life. I’m not gonna hurt ya. You didn’t let me finish my sentence. I said, I’m not gonna hurt ya. I’m just gonna bash your brains in.”

“GET OUT OF YOUR PANTS!”

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[rayntea00]

Gay

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Wow

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GIF Request Meme: anonymous asked Parks and Recreation + Favorite Minor Character

Hope you brought a change of clothes, ‘cause your eyes are about to piss tears.

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Disney Princess Fan Art By YUJI 👑

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Haven’t done a process post in awhile…

Follow for more art… Instagram.com/_controlledkhaos

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This looks so friggin beautiful and cool

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[rather-b-sleeping]

Galentines✌🏼

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Comment "💕" on this post

And I'll draw your profile pic

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Parks and Recreation Starters

“I have no idea what I’m doing but I know I do it really, really well.”

“Everything hurts. Running is impossible.”

“I’m allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 pieces, I throw up.”

“I tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and I broke everything.”

"I'm not interested in caring about people."

"There are only three ways to motivate people: money, fear, and hunger."

“I hope you brought a change of clothes. Your eyes are about to piss tears.”

“Technically, I’m homeless.”

“That’s too much responsibility. I gotta find a way out of this.”

"They call me Devo because I can whip 'em good."

"I have been tense lately. Just thinking about the new Star Wars sequel. I’m worried they’ll rely too heavily on CGI and I’m carrying it all in my shoulders."

"The air is so fresh. It’s disgusting."

"Time is money; Money is power; Power is pizza; Pizza is knowledge. Let’s go!"

"I declare everything you are saying is stupid."

 " What I hear when I'm being yelled at is people caring really loudly at me"

"Guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love."

"I'm gonna get drunk and then I'm gonna order a three course meal where each course is made of dessert."

"I need you to text me every 30 seconds saying that everything is gonna be okay."

"I don't want to be overdramatic, but today felt like a hundred years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life."