I’d rather have you, cursed or not.

27 | he/him

[we-do-have-choices]

Ultimate Destiel Watchlist

So... I made an Ultimate Destiel Watchlist based on some other lists here on Tumblr. Please let me know if I missed an episode! 

4x01 - Lazarus Rising

4x02 - Are You There, God? It's Me, Dean Winchester

4x03 - In the Beginning

4x07 - It's the Great Pumpkin, Sam Winchester

4x10 - Heaven and Hell

4x16 - On the Head of a Pin

4x18 - The Monster at the End of This Book

4x20 - The Rapture

4x22 - Lucifer Rising

5x01 - Sympathy for the Devil

5x02 - Good God, Y'All!

5x03 - Free to Be You and Me

5x04 - The End

5x08 - Changing Channels

5x13 - The Song Remains the Same

5x14 - My Bloody Valentine

5x17 - 99 Problems

5x18 - Point of No Return

5x21 - Two Minutes to Midnight

6x03 - The Third Man

6x17 - My Heart Will Go On

6x19 - Mommy Dearest

6x20 - The Man Who Would Be King

6x21 - Let It Bleed

6x22 - The Man Who Knew Too Much

7x02 - Hello, Cruel World

7x17 - The Born-Again Identity

7x21 - Reading is Fundamental

7x23 - Survival of the Fittest

8x02 - What's Up, Tiger Mommy

8x07 - A Little Slice of Kevin

8x08 - Hunteri Heroici

8x17 - Goodbye Stranger

8x22 - Clip Show

8x23 - Sacrifice

9x01 - I Think I'm Gonna Like It Here

9x03 - I'm No Angel

9x06 - Heaven Can't Wait

9x09 - Holy Terror

9x10 - Road Trip

9x18 - Meta Fiction

9x22 - Stairway to Heaven

9x23 - Do You Believe in Miracles?

10x01- Black

10x02 - Reichenbach

10x03 - Soul Survivor

10x05 - Fan Fiction

10x09 - The Things We Left Behind

10x14 - The Executioner's Song

10x16 - Paint It Black

10x18 - Book of the Damned

10x20 - Angel Heart

10x22 - The Prisoner

10x23 - Brother's Keeper

11x01 - Out of the Darkness, Into the Fire

11x02 - Form and Void

11x03 - The Bad Seed

11x10 - The Devil in the Details

11x11 - Into the Mystic

11x13 - Love Hurts

11x14 - The Vessel

11x15 - Beyond the Mat

11x17 - Red Meat

11x18 - Hell's Angel

11x19 -The Chitters

11x21 - All in the Family

11x22 - We Happy Few

11x23 - Alpha and Omega

12x01 - Keep Calm and Carry On

12x02 - Mamma Mia

12x03 - The Foundry

12x07 - Rock Never Dies

12x08 - LOTUS

12x09 - First Blood

12x10 - Lily Sunder Has Some Regrets

12x11 - Regarding Dean

12x12 - Stuck in the Middle (With You)

12x14 - The Raid

12x15 - Somewhere Between Heaven and Hell

12x18 - The Memory Remains

12x19 - The Future

12x23 - All Along the Watchtower

13x01 - Lost and Found

13x03 - Patience

13x04 - The Big Empty

13x05 - Advanced Thanatology

13x06 - Tombstone

13x14 - Good Intentions

13x16 - Scoobynatural

13x19 - Funeralia

13x21 - Beat the Devil

13x23 - Let the Good Times Roll

14x01 - Stranger in a Strange Land

14x03 - The Scar

14x08 - Byzantium

14x09 - The Spear

14x10 - Nihilism

14x12 - Prophet and Loss

14x14 - Ouroboros

14x15 - Peace of Mind

14x18 - Absence

15x02 - Raising Hell

15x03 - The Rupture

15x09 - The Trap

15x12 - Galaxy Brain

15x15 - Gimme Shelter

15x16 - Drag Me Away (From You)

15x17 - Unity

15x18 - Despair

[snowywarmthkuya]

i fucking hate fruit flies literally get out of my face im not a fruit

[snowywarmthkuya]

wait.

[kidneys-and-custard]

If I were a robot my favorite Noah Kahan lyrics would be “822-993-167” and “4CB3A”

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

I was born jobless and pantless idk why you expect me to change

[lost-where-the-forest-would-grow]

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

[daovihi]

reblog if you are an ad hating commie

[anarchopuppy]

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

[dracoj]

what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this causes ur brain to try to kill you with knives and hammers.

[animentality]

Link to the gay porn library of Alexandria.

Happy pride.

[rivers-thoughts]

This is actually super cool from a media preservation stand point!!

[carpediemily]

This is the funniest fucking cold open I've ever received.

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[3000s]

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

[3000s]

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

[despazito]

Another one for "objectively funny crimes should not be punished"

[notecardpasta]

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[blue0909]

Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

[miketon]

[beaft]

i am not a psychiatrist but i do find it really weird how autism checklists are so often focused on "outward" signs of autism rather than what is going on internally. i don't know how to explain it but "do you make eye contact with other people" feels like a much less relevant question than "how does it feel when you have to make eye contact with other people?"

[beaft]

while i'm here, the other one that always pisses me off is "do you interpret idioms literally, for example 'bull in a china shop'?"

well, no, obviously. i know what "bull in a china shop" means because that is a popular phrase with a clearly defined meaning. and if i hadn't heard it before, then i would still not interpret it literally, because it has the cadence of an idiom and i would probably be able to work out from context what it meant. what is the point of this question

[beaft]

third and final complaint: "are you good at noticing subtext?"

i feel like the problem with this question is best illustrated by a conversation i had with a friend a while back, where i said something like, "i feel very safe with you because you don't do subtle hints and you are always very straight-up with me about what you are thinking and feeling."

and he laid a hand on my shoulder and was like, look dude i'm gonna be straight up here. i am subtle with you constantly and you simply do not notice <3

[beaft]

@luckyybones hope you don't mind me screenshotting but you are actually so correct

[gonzos-humansona]

Yesterday my little brother told me something very sweet and touching, that when he was a kid and had nightmares about monsters chasing him or whatever he would be able to end the nightmare by finding me in the dream and I would protect him by fighting off the zombies, or carrying him away. This is adorable, and makes me feel like the greatest older sibling in the world, but the hilarious thing is that when I was a kid I had nightmares of needing to save him from zombies and such. so many dreams where he was in trouble and I needed to save him. Like my nightmares began where his ended. Low key I think he mastered the ability to psychically transfer his nightmare to me as a child and I'm kind of annoyed with him.