Angsty Boy Hours

Vent acc. Not stating main blog here but if you know,you know. He/they. 

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Dear parents,

I am a boy.

I have not been fucking brainwashed by anyone.

I am trans.

Just fucking deal with it.

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why am i so stupid???

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Parents should accept the fact that not everything is the child's fault.

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When results day is in 3 days and the night before it, your mother is making you eat with a friend but you're on the verge of a breakdown:

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Everyone: Yo. How come you now swear all the time? You're a minor still.

My dad around me since pretty much being yeeted out of the uterus: FUCKING PISS SHITBALLS BOLLOCKS.

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Nice joke bro,now's he feels annoying 24/7 and fears food.

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Random Skam Headcannons

*putting this on my alt account btw. Mostly OG skam though I can do all of the remakes if necessary*

-Even is a massive weeb. Has lots of anime plushies. He wants to see Blend S live one day.

-Isak can't stand anime. He skips the anime songs. But he watches it with Even to make him happy.

-Both Le Gang and The Boys listen to drill on a regular basis

-Eva secretly ships DreamNotFound

-Jonas once got chased by a final-year student because he played drill outside the exam place.

-Arthur definately got a detention for chewing gum *This rule is stupid if you ask me*

-Sana is better than Isak in Chemistry

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Okay. So I'm having a sexuality crisis.

I don't remember ever feeling romantic attraction or sexual attraction. The only reason why I said I experience romantic and sexual attraction is because I was scared that people would think I'm weird if I don't experience it.

I like people aesthetically and platonically.

I mean I feel like pan also relates to me and so does aroace

Can anyone explain this?

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I always feel like somebody's watching me...

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Maturing is realising:

-Your primary school did nothing but shit on you for six years

-The only reason why people actually gave seven shades of fuck about you was because you were smart

-You dad gave you trauma and now you have panic attacks as a result

-The only reason why you have friends is because you manipulate these people into being your friend

-You have ADHD as well as autism but your parents refuse to diagnose you

-You have been borderline sucidial since you were 7

-You can't trust anyone

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Predicting my GCSEs

English Literature-5

English Language-5

French-8

History-8

Geography-7

Chemistry-7

Biology-7

Physics-6

Religion-7

Maths-7

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When his name is Josh and his dad's a DILF

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Bo Burnham was on my Seneca

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Me: I'm not that sexual.

Also me: OMFG! STEPHENTRIES CAN SHOVE ME AGAINST THE WALL AND CHOKE ME AND I WOULDN'T CARE

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Badger Mushroom song...

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Me: Having a bad day

Realising that Ranboo has Internet Sensation Merch: :D

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Hairstyles that Noot wants