I'm A Motherfucking Monster

23. Savage. Tattoos. Weed. This is my photographic journal depicting my struggle to love myself and my body.

[grumbleofpuggies]

[dogjpeg]

Will anything ever top the design of the DS Lite? No? With its Perfect size, weight, and cuteness? I don’t think so.

[dogjpeg]

Perfection

[lastdjnosaurs]

tell me this isn’t the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

[peachyfrostslave]

I just… That’s the Egyptian Prince from Night At The Museum and Jasper from Twilight and its a little gay and I just ugh I love it

[fuckyahumor]

some tiny-titted binch: don't wear bras let your titties live!!!!! i never wear bras!!!!!!!!!

me, a godless titty goblin, made of 90% titty: i haven't taken this bra off for forty years

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

I hope you guys like…eventually live the life you want to live and I hope nothing haunts you for too long and I hope you’re all kind to yourselves

[beautyfshn]

sorry for ignoring you i was mentally dead

[imamonster1994-blog]

Make this shit go viral. #pulledatinaonthem

[imamonster1994-blog]

https://youtu.be/7IS-wPfdIG8

So I started eating Vegan today and I’m starving and filling the void with you tube videos and came across this WHAT THE FUCK

[imamonster1994-blog]

Sunday’s yo

[princesstigerbelle]

✨Curious Zelda ✨

[yougottabeniceforwhat]

[nsfwpornpicxxx]

[lovelylittlestoners]

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[thedaniverse]

I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her

[thedaniverse]

Me: I’m a little high but –

Y'all rushing to that reblog button:

[chuckyzoopa]

It’s an awesome idea tho

[weareoracle]

Because I have a tag for pretty weaponry, some knives I’d accept as proposals follow:

[lianabrooks]

I said yes! 

(but, actually, hubby bought me a dive knife when we got married so this works…)

[chuchisriyo-deactivated20181102]

This was actually a cultural tradition of the Rajputs, if a man gave a woman his dagger, it was a symbol of marriage.

[fuckyahumor]

“By hating that person, you have lost something very sweet in yourself. -Sri Chinmoy”

— a note to self (via glassbonespaperskin)

[dicksplit]

Julien thinks Sandra Bullock, Julia Roberts and Anne Hathaway are all the same person 

[imamonster1994-blog]

Hi pals.