No One

Reincarnating this blog account to blog

[theslaybymic]

[chubbinafatzarelli]

this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen

[papercrane]

Ah! But I saw this episode, and he didn’t go home! This guy had a really thick accent + legit didn’t understand Alton, it wasn’t because he was dumb or not listening. He also realized as soon as they all grabbed their ingredients, not after he cooked. He explained it to alton and the judge, and they were really cool about it, like “ok well just cook the brisket the best you can, aright?” And it was really good, so some other chump who made an awful dish went home instead of him!!

(And after this Alton started describing the dishes so it wouldn’t happen again)

[angieandmal-archived]

THIS IS WHAT STARTED HIM DESCRIBING THEM? OMG

[stonersquabbles]

Good job Alton

[erogape-deactivated20250604]

What therapy is really like

Me: i wanna get hit by a car Her: what kind of car?

[4gifs]

[naturepunk]

Is this Canada? This seems like Canada. 

[ivadoesnthaveafuckingtumblr]

This could have gone so wrong

[mayhemily]

Nothing goes wrong in Canada

[swarleyunderhill]

Even if it did we all have free health care

[virguin]

i mostly need sleep right after i wake up

[wnq-writers]

she stopped trying to run from the darkness when she realized it was inside of her

Assleya (via wnq-writers)

[wnq-writers]

If I could save time in a bottle, I’d save every moment spent with you. I’d put it on my mantel piece, And look at it everyday.

voicelessconfessions (inspired by a song)

[poems-and-words]

[poems-and-words]

Book of the day:Forbidden by Tabitha Suzuma

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[what-makes-a-hero-deactivated20]

To the parents who are boycotting Finding Dory over a FOUR-SECOND lesbian couple:

You’re letting your kids watching Disney movies which have:

naked women

a fucking stripper mouse

Satan

A 70 year old man enslaving a fucking 15 yr girl, giving her sexy outfits and calling her pussycat

This fucking movie

Drinking and smoking

Voodoo….

….which results in him, literally getting dragged to hell

And murder

But for some reason, a 4-second lesbian couple (or any future LGBT characters) is too inappropriate for your kids because now Disney is “perverted, evil, and it’ll brainwash your kids.”

Think of your priorities and morals.

[extramadness]

More quotes here

[yonceeknowles]

I’m glad that zendaya shut this down

[serserpas]

[literallysame]

she did that

[vibraants0ul]

💀💀💀

[sxthkind]

Fuck

[thisisjoelsmind]

Been there

[blvckflamingo]

same

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Currently there

[dynastylnoire]

several shots pending in my inbox

[kimreesesdaughter]

This lowkey my inbox 😅 who knows..we could all be missing out on someone wonderful.

[kaylahraquel]

This makes me feel so bad because my DM’s are so full.

[falconpunchyourmom]

Ya potential future husband could be one of those shots tho. 

[did-you-know]

A painter in Los Angeles kept missing his exit for the I-5 on the 110 highway, so he did his research, climbed up the overhead sign, and changed it himself without anyone noticing.

This is Richard Ankrom. He couldn’t find his damn exit, cuz it wasn’t properly labelled.  

So he took life by the balls, like any self-respecting Californian would do, and used his sign-painting expertise to fix it himself.

He called it ‘guerilla public service.’ Even got himself an outfit to look official. It worked, obvi.

Caltrans investigated, but the sign was actually up to code. They left it there for 8 years before they made an updated sign.

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[amarettosweet]

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

You can do anything if you’re wearing a hi-vis vest and hard hat.

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

chaotic good

[thatdiva]

Brock Turner: Guilty of rape. Received 6 MONTH sentence. The judge worried how he would fare in prison, noting a lack of prior crimes.

Brian Banks: NOT guilty of rape (accuser admitted lying). He received a 6 YEAR sentence. No judge considered how he would fare in prison, and his record was clean.

SIX MONTHS VERSUS SIX YEARS. 

[wordsnquotes]

Numbing the pain for a while will make it worse when you finally feel it.

J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire  (via wordsnquotes)

[meanplastic]

CLEVER