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Peter Solarz
cherry valley forever

#extradirty

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Cosimo Galluzzi
we're not kids anymore.
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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@imanobodycares
this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen
Ah! But I saw this episode, and he didn’t go home! This guy had a really thick accent + legit didn’t understand Alton, it wasn’t because he was dumb or not listening. He also realized as soon as they all grabbed their ingredients, not after he cooked. He explained it to alton and the judge, and they were really cool about it, like “ok well just cook the brisket the best you can, aright?” And it was really good, so some other chump who made an awful dish went home instead of him!!
(And after this Alton started describing the dishes so it wouldn’t happen again)
THIS IS WHAT STARTED HIM DESCRIBING THEM? OMG
Good job Alton
What therapy is really like
Me: i wanna get hit by a car Her: what kind of car?
Is this Canada? This seems like Canada.
This could have gone so wrong
Nothing goes wrong in Canada
Even if it did we all have free health care
i mostly need sleep right after i wake up
she stopped trying to run from the darkness when she realized it was inside of her
Assleya (via wnq-writers)
If I could save time in a bottle, I’d save every moment spent with you. I’d put it on my mantel piece, And look at it everyday.
voicelessconfessions (inspired by a song)
Book of the day:Forbidden by Tabitha Suzuma
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To the parents who are boycotting Finding Dory over a FOUR-SECOND lesbian couple:
You’re letting your kids watching Disney movies which have:
naked women
a fucking stripper mouse
Satan
A 70 year old man enslaving a fucking 15 yr girl, giving her sexy outfits and calling her pussycat
This fucking movie
Drinking and smoking
Voodoo….
….which results in him, literally getting dragged to hell
And murder
But for some reason, a 4-second lesbian couple (or any future LGBT characters) is too inappropriate for your kids because now Disney is “perverted, evil, and it’ll brainwash your kids.”
Think of your priorities and morals.
More quotes here
I’m glad that zendaya shut this down
she did that
💀💀💀
Fuck
Been there
same
Currently there
several shots pending in my inbox
This lowkey my inbox 😅 who knows..we could all be missing out on someone wonderful.
This makes me feel so bad because my DM’s are so full.
Ya potential future husband could be one of those shots tho.
A painter in Los Angeles kept missing his exit for the I-5 on the 110 highway, so he did his research, climbed up the overhead sign, and changed it himself without anyone noticing.
This is Richard Ankrom. He couldn’t find his damn exit, cuz it wasn’t properly labelled.
So he took life by the balls, like any self-respecting Californian would do, and used his sign-painting expertise to fix it himself.
He called it ‘guerilla public service.’ Even got himself an outfit to look official. It worked, obvi.
Caltrans investigated, but the sign was actually up to code. They left it there for 8 years before they made an updated sign.
Source Source 2
You can do anything if you’re wearing a hi-vis vest and hard hat.
chaotic good
Brock Turner: Guilty of rape. Received 6 MONTH sentence. The judge worried how he would fare in prison, noting a lack of prior crimes.
Brian Banks: NOT guilty of rape (accuser admitted lying). He received a 6 YEAR sentence. No judge considered how he would fare in prison, and his record was clean.
SIX MONTHS VERSUS SIX YEARS.
Numbing the pain for a while will make it worse when you finally feel it.
J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (via wordsnquotes)
CLEVER