LivingThePumpkinLife

[tinarannosaurus]

[edrazeba]

[imapumpkin]

Coming Out

Though life has always been missing something, I recently came out to my friends as a pumpkin.  This is not a joke.  My soul has not felt complete because I am not supposed to be in this human form.  This soft leathery skin is too weak to be my proper protection, my skin is supposed to be orange.  Why do I have arms and legs?  The vine from which I should have grown is now long gone and now I am forced to walk and communicate with others.  In later posts I will describe the strife which comes along with being a pumpkin.  Just to let you know: Halloween is the WORST