if you reblog my oc stuff im in love with you

Izzy! | she/ her | biromantic ace | ocs are tagged w/ the moonlight era and everything else is by fandom

[weareallrealizing]

could work either way but whatever

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lorileopard]

[heydocverdant]

this is the plot of the giver

[guiltrose-deactivated20180203]

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

[italian-wall-lizard]

any heterosexual couple you see me shipping just know: they are not straight. i have made an elaborate bisexual t4t version of them in my head and it is completely and fully queer

[cherubimvomit-deactivated202201]

Rb to give the person you rbed from a warm blanket and their preferred warm drink

[loverofallthingssmart]

i want to know everyone’s bubble tea orders right now ! pretty please

[marisatomay]

cooking baking

[marisatomay]

you’re the only person who gets it

[familyabolisher]

i hate writing introductions to essays like it feels so forced. they should let me just start saying shit

[familyabolisher]

same with conclusions. they should just let me be done saying shit. said it already innit

[wwapich]

smol boi

[nicolethered]

[versegm]

The secret to a peaceful tumblr experience is that every once in a while you gotta be deeply fucking cringe on main so only the strong will keep following you.

[girlblocker]

love the type of character that is insane but everyone else around them is so much worse that they become the normal one

[radiotroph-deactivated20180625]

me: haha oh god this is so bad im making so many unsupported claims and pulling all this analysis out of my ass

my prof in the margins: excellent analysis!

me: 

[orphanblaque]

when i was in high school i used to write my papers thinking wow i’m just bullshitting all of this. then like a week before my senior year ended after all the grades were set, i was talking to my english teacher and told him you know i just bullshitted every paper i wrote. he told me that while i may have thought i was just pulling it all out of my ass, i genuinely knew what i was talking about and made well-supported analyses. i only thought i was bullshitting because it didn’t take much effort and it all seemed obvious to me. if you do well on your essays even though you think you’re just making it up as you go, chances are you’re not pulling it out of your ass. you’re just a genuinely talented analyst, even if the analysis that you’re making comes from a subconscious understanding of the material rather than a conscious effort to study it. give yourself some credit. 

[persistentmanlyagitation]

[mpregwizard-deactivated20260125]

anything you pull out of your ass had to get there somehow

[captain-trash-cannot-deactivate]

Anything you pull out of your ass had to get there somehow

[eventually--darling]

If you guys were on here at 11 years old what would you be posting about

[dingdongyouarewrong]

actual tip for new tumblr users

don't use double quotation marks ("like this") in your tags if you're talking in the tags- it'll format it wrong and mess up what you're trying to say by taking whatever you put in the quotes and kicking it to the front of your tags. so for example, if you're trying to say

#you'd have to be an idiot to believe that "there's no such thing as greenland" #smh

it will format as

#there's no such thing as greenland #you'd have to be an idiot to believe that #smh

if you want to use quotations in the tags, i would recommend just using single quotes instead ('like this')! i'm not sure why tumblr does this, but it's very odd and it's been a problem for years.

[jv]

ok, evil has been defeated and now, double quotation marks are a-ok as long as you post from the new web editor

[dingdongyouarewrong]

OH MY GOD Y'ALL FIXED IT

[funnytwittertweets]

[fintan-pyren]

this is the most cursed KOTLC blog I know so I can post this without being judged. Still on anon tho:

Who qualifies as a MILF/DILF in kotlc? Asking for a friend.

One of my requirements for someone to be classified as a dilf is that they must be somewhat old (based on the typical lifespan of their species) and be capable of showing physical signs of aging. For example, Edward Cullen is hundreds of years old and has a child, but he can't age, so he's not a dilf. Elves don't physically age, so they cannot be milf/dilfs. It follows that the only characters in Keeper who could potentially qualify as milfs/dilfs are the dwarves, gnomes, trolls, ogres, goblins, and humans. My other requirement is that they have to fulfill the role of a mentor, parent, or leader. Thus, the only milfs/dilfs in the series are

Emma Foster

David Foster

Mr Sweeney

Ethan Benedict Wright

Calla

Empress Pernille

King Dimitar

[fintan-pyren]

JRR Tolkien also canonically exists in the Keeper universe so he also qualifies

[girlfailurefrancis]

Tolkien daddy 🥰

[queerhamlet]

tiktokers who say classic lit is bad because its not relatable 1. thats not the fucking point 2. you've clearly never read twelfth night as a trans bisexual

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

you've clearly never read Frankenstein as a student

[feathery-dickmuffins-deactivate]

If you're fucked up enough a lot of classic lit suddenly becomes uncomfortably relatable tbh.