Imasleepypanda

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[imasleepypandaaa]

Hiya! Congrats you found my NSFW blog.

Here I repost and post stuff about NSFW Hermits/Life Series/Empires, you know, the works!

A bit about me, I’m a senior in high school, a lesbian, and taken!! Also love the life series a lot.

If you’re below 18 please do not interact, this blog is not for you! I will block anyone who is a minor or doesn’t have an age in their bio!!

Information Below!

I write oneshots and drabbles, so feel free to leave a request! I post most of my stuff on Ao3, though here you can see stuff I haven’t posted or I am currently working on.

I mainly write about:

Scarian

Flower Husbands

Transfem/Transmasc

Praise

Dom/Sub

Soft Sex

Dacryphilia

Body Worship

Note: I will write mostly anything, the things above are just my favorite! :3

I will not write:

Anything with Joel involved (unless it’s with Lizzie) as it’s against his boundaries and therefore mine

Pearl and Grian (for the same reason)

Scat

Piss

Cnc

Grooming

Underage

Incest

Ageplay

Bestiality

Feeding

Vore

Rpf

That is final

People can write/draw what they want, but no amount of convincing will get me to write anything with those things involved. (Adding this due to people in the past pushing me.)

My Tags!!

#life parents au - Life Series Members as parents!

Ao3 Stuffs Below!

NSFW Collection:

https://archiveofourown.org/series/3999052

Merge AU:

https://archiveofourown.org/series/4279828

[lavendernlilac]

I love the fact that scar calls grian lots of pet names throughout bgau but one simple “baby” from grian can instantly kill the man. scar goodtimes the dorkiest man alive

(also thank you for spreading bunny grian propaganda it’s very cute🩷)

REAL AND TRUE!!!!

I’ve talked about it a bit before but grian (fem or not) has never struck me as the kind of character to use pet names for someone. like at all. if she does it’s for the bit. a little tease. but I can’t see grian using a pet name seriously for Anyone

grian uses “handsome” when referring to scar regularly and that feels the most like her, but that’s probably about it? however! I do think there are certain moments where it can work, when the vibes are right and it doesn’t feel awkward to write or read

regardless, any term of endearment from grian and scar’s brain crashes like a window’s computer. he’s down for the count

(🙂‍↕️ my pleasure, I love bunny grian sm)

[jeaniefranklins]

Sex scene as character study is so good. What is your relationship to your body? What is your relationship to your partner? What lessons have you absorbed from the culture about yourself as a sexual being? How much do you have to trust someone before being comfortable with intimacy? What fears and insecurities come to the fore for you when you take your clothes off? It's so good.

[confirmance]

*Mutual reblogs something you posted*

Me: They still like me. Thank God.

[kazoosandfannypacks]

reblog this post to let the mutual you reblogged this from know that you still like them

[qsdfghjk1]

dom bottom grian 🤤 and he’s still bratty and mean 🤤🤤🤤🤤

[imasleepypandaaa]

I desperately need more people to write smut fanfics where they scissor. It’s so hot. Please I beg. I want to write it, but it’s no fun if I’m the only one doing it. Give me Pearl and Gem in bed being happy and lesbian and scissoring! Pleaseee!!

[qsdfghjk1]

Scar should be overprotective and crazy about Grian’s baby bump

in my head it’s delicious😋

-🦤

of course, it’s the vex instinct…..

[qsdfghjk1]

the problem with having small bewbs and a bloated stomach is i look pregnant a lot of the time and that Does bother me sometimes, but Also. Now i think about Grian and start giggling

[lavendernlilac]

drunk bgau scar getting feisty with grian because he thought she was another woman 😭 like:

“no!! don’t touch me! I have a very beautiful, smart, gorgeous girlfriend back home, and she will kick your ass!”

only for grian to remind him that it’s her (hiding her face getting red of course)

oh my GOD 😭😭😭

scar being so drunk that he doesn’t realize it’s grian is Incredibly funny SNCJDKKDDKKD she like. goes to hug him or something and scar is scandalized because in his mind he’s being hugged by a stranger

grian is trying not to laugh at him (she fails) and is taking his hands while he’s squeezing his eyes shut and looking away from her to “stay loyal.” until grian is saying his name and laughing because it’s her

the moment scar realizes it’s grian his whole face lights up and he scoops her up into such a big hug and grian thinks he’s the biggest dork ever 🫶

[lakemojave]

Fuck it reblog if it's ok to send your blog anon love

[lavendernlilac]

was thinking about bodyguard au this morning and,,,,

what if I think really hard about them early in their relationship and they’re snuggling. what if I think Really hard about scar coming over to grian’s apartment after a patrol and knocking shyly on her window. he didn’t give her any kind of heads up that he was coming over, just dropped by unexpectedly. and grian happens to be awake because she’s doing work, glasses on, hair thrown up so it’s out of her face

she hears the knock on her window and gets up, confused to see him but lets him in, “what’re you doing here? it’s late.”

“hope you don’t mind the little drop in. I happened to be passing by and well, no harm in paying my favorite person in the whole world a little midnight visit.” scar gives her this bashful little smile and grian hates how easily he makes her heart stutter. she shuts the window before walking back over to her bed and sitting down, scar shrugging his boots and weapons off, laying them on the ground

he goes to sit in the chair at the desk first but then grian is looking at him, scrunching her nose in disapproval, “you’re too far away.”

and scar just chuckles at her before walking over to her bed and crawling in beside her as grian sets her laptop in her lap. she easily leans against him, body melting into him and relaxing and scar sets his chin on her shoulder, pressing soft little kisses to her neck before sighing quietly, watching her type away. he holds her close as she asks how patrol went, how his day has been, and when his stomach growls grian laughs, ushering them to the kitchen

scar has free reign of her kitchen and she tells him he can make or do whatever he wants, says there’s still leftovers from their dinner the night before. and as scar is heating it up, grian comes up from behind, wrapping her arms around his waist and pressing her head in between his shoulders, kissing that spot. scar covers her hands with his. “thanks for letting me in, I know it’s late.”

grian scoffs, “like I was going to let you sit out there in the cold. you know you always have a h—” home is what she almost says. she turns red. “a-a place here. you’re always welcome.”

and scar softens, turning around in her arms to hold her, brushing bits of her hair out of her face. “I think I like coming here to you instead of my apartment. it’s warmer here,” he quietly confesses, looking away. “I can’t help it… I just want to be with you all the time.”

“scar…” she’s looking at him, watching his expression and eyes before she’s cupping his face and pressing her lips to his so very softly. “you say the sappiest things,” she chuckles, much sweeter and softer words clogged in her throat. “but… I like it when you’re around a lot too.” I like being with you too. and scar knows her enough to read between the lines, and he gives her such a bright smile. he goes to kiss her again but the beeping microwave stops him and grian giggles

she sits with him while he eats, keeping up the soft conversations. and when that’s done she’s back to leaning on him as he washes the dishes (“scar you really don’t have to.” “good! because I want to.”) and she’s dragging him back to bed after, setting her laptop aside and scar is hovering because maybe it’s time for him to go home. he can’t continue to impose—but grian is looking at him expectantly. “can you stay?”

“are… are you sure that’s okay?” scar sounds worried. “I can sleep on the couch—”

grian rolls her eyes, “would you stop worrying so much and just come here? you don’t need to sleep on the couch when there’s a perfectly good bed, and your girlfriend wants to be cuddled >:(”

“how can I say no?” he’s laughing and laying down with her and grian is on him like a koala, curling around him, leg between his, arm over him, tucking her head under his chin. scar just chuckles adoringly and holds her, kisses her head. it’s scary, how comfortable he feels right now. how at peace he is. no one has ever made him feel like this before, not even close. he wants to hold onto this feeling forever, wrap it up and protect it. he feels like he’s home, with grian holding him, snuggled up to his chest. she drifts almost immediately, while scar stays awake as long as he can, savoring it all

he runs his hand through her hair, stroking her head. he holds her so very close and tries to memorize her warmth. maui and pearl join them at some point, curling up around their legs and scar thinks he could cry because he loves this. he loves every moment, every second of this. and he’s so incredibly grateful that grian chose him. that she gifted him with her love and he gets to treasure her for as long as she’ll allow him to. is it selfish for him to hope she’ll let him do it forever? he falls asleep after a bit, admiring the bit of space grian’s allowed him to carve out for himself in her life. and just before he knocks out, he has a thought about bringing over some clothes for nights like these

(he gets woken up the following morning by maui licking his face, demanding that scar feed him and pearl. grian wakes up like ten minutes after scar does to feed the cats and she’s grumpy at the lack of warmth in her bed but hears noises in the kitchen and only then does she realize the cats aren’t with her. she gets up to check and finds scar sitting with both of the cats who’re chowing down on their breakfast, petting pearl and quietly talking to them like “we have to be real quiet okay? don’t wanna wake up the sleeping beauty now.” and grian just. melts)

[lavendernlilac]

the bgau worms…

you said something about scar dancing to tears… do you think grian wrote “My Man On His Willpower” as a joke for when scar goes on hotguy trips, or just patrol? I think it would be sooo funny if he was listening to her album for the first time and was like “Hey… so who did you wrote this about?.. just wanna have a talk with em… ;)” and then being all dramatic when she says scar.

scar tackles her and kissing all over her face, reassuring her while she laughs and wraps her arms around him, explaining why and he is so offended.

sweats in I was planning to include this song but Not for silly goofy reasons

if I speak I’m in trouble

[lavendernlilac]

scar kissing and marking up grian’s neck…….

[lavendernlilac]

The fans absolutely loses their shit at the end when ari kisses scar through the duct tape UGHH

SO TRUE YES

there’s hundreds of clips online of just that one moment with fans all losing their minds, it’s trending in the hashtags, etc etc

and I know for a fact that grian sneaks a quick kiss without the duct tape when she has the chance too as well 🫶 scar would also be really flirty with her on set and idk I think her kissing him through the duct tape would really get to him too,,, like it’d feel incredibly intimate and flirty

there’d def be people zooming in on scar’s face during that scene and calling out his heart eyes when he’s looking at ari….

[lavendernlilac]

do you ever think of the first time Scar calls Grian “baby”? Like, call signs are pretty cute and all, but “baby” just hits different if yk what I mean.

and like Grian's all blushy and and melting like “yes, I'm your baby”

🥺 I keep thinking about it being a scenario of scar calling grian baby as he’s waking up one morning

like, they’re cuddled up together, scar is slowly waking up, and he’s murmuring “g’morning baby” to her. and grian’s melting right into him, cheeks red

I could also imagine him calling her baby for the first time while he’s comforting her too,,,, so many possibilities

[lavendernlilac]

grian making the please please please music video and releases a teaser for it. her fans joke about her having hotguy in it, only for the video to release and scar goodtimes is in it instead and the fans lose their minds 🫶

[imalazypandaaa]

Unlikely Circumstances is out!!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/79173321/chapters/207721606

Cleo, Etho, Bdubs, Lizzie, and Joel set off on a journey to escape upon hearing the news of zombies. They soon meet Grian, Scar, and Mumbo, who are also trying to survive. The feat is hard on its own, but they soon discover a factor that makes it a lot harder.

@thebirdssystem @bubble0dragon - My co conspirators :3