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Hey guys,

Sorry for not posting. I’m really stressed and lowkey depressed. I just haven’t been myself lately and I have watched the new episodes, I just haven’t been able to write my thoughts or even update you guys and I’m really sorry about not even doing what I have been lately. So please forgive me and I will be updating when I go on spring break. I love you guys!

Much love,

Your second favorite weirdo

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Riverdale: S3: E10 | It’s Getting Better

I should really start a YouTube page for Riverdale reactions... but I’m not. Hey guys it’s your second favorite weirdo coming to you live from, you guessed it, myyyyy bathroom. Lol jk, my bedroom. I don’t go anywhere lol. Anyway. Make sure you follow this page and follow my Instagram @imawierdoforriverdale! This post is gonna be a little different. I’m gonna be talking about the characters more in depth than the actual episode. But I will be talking about the episode too. With that being said, let’s get busaayyyy!!

Archie. I miss his purity. If he never would’ve messed with Veronica, everything would be okay. Because of Hiram, he has PTSD and I feel so bad for my boy. He’s now becoming an alcoholic and that kinda made me cry a bit on the inside. Maybe he does need to repeat his junior year for the better. Those claw marks on his chest were making him look so good. And he and Veronica should’ve never hooked up in the first place.

Betty. I felt sooo bad for her when Alice took all of her money and gave it to the farm. All Betty wanted to do was go to college and get away from her horror filled family. I think she needed to talk to Hal because even though he’s a psychopath, he still loves and cares for Betty. I think Betty just wants to get away and never return to Riverdale. If I were Betty, I would sue Alice. Also, that pink leather jacket, was not a serpent jacket, so don’t get your hopes up.

Veronica. What a total bitch this episode. I CAN’T believe she thought Archie shot Hiram. She was with him for how long and still didn’t know that he’d never hurt a fly? How dare she?! Honestly, she’s just like Hiram and it’s kinda sickening. Veggie is cringey and I still feel like the writers are only putting them together because Cami and Charles are dating in real life. If wanna talk about this, DM me, and we can talk.

Jughead. His character development is coming along great and he thoroughly cares about his friends. He’s gonna be the one to figure out that Archie has PTSD and is going to try to help him. He’s leading the serpents well and he plays everything cool. Kudos to him for doing what he said he was going to do. And what is he gonna do with TallBoy’s dead body?

FP Jones and Fred Andrews. The daddies of Riverdale. God, I love them so much. They are so protective over their children. And I know what you’re thinking, Fred shot Hiram, but I don’t think he did! I don’t think I will ever not like them and where is my other daddy of Riverdale, Tom Keller? I am so proud that FP is the sheriff of Riverdale. Shit is going to dooooowwwnnnnnn. You hear me?! IT’S GOING DOWN. Get ready Hiram, because you won’t know what hit you.

Alice and Hal Cooper. FUCK YOU AND THE FARM ALICE! She’s gonna get what she deserves and I hope it’s gonna be soon. She supports the farm more than she supports her daughter and it’s honestly so sad to see. I honestly thought I would never say this but, I think Hal is the better parent even though he is a murderer. Like I stated before, he encouraged Betty and help to lift her up after Alice stole her money and gave it away as if it were hers. 

I honestly don’t know who shot Hiram. But I know it’s someone we know. So Claudius is dead. SHOCKER. This episode was a lot better than all the episodes after the flashback episode. Hopefully we find things out more next episode. I know one thing, if Hiram tries to kill Hermione, I will find a way to get to Vancouver and demand to talk to RAS. Wanna talk about this episode with me? DM me on here or even on my instagram that you should follow @imaweirdoforriverdale! Have a good night and see you all next week! (Maybe)

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Riverdale: S3: E9 | What in the F***ery is Going On?

Hey y’all! Your second favorite weirdo coming to you live from my bedroom while listening to depressing ass music and typing my recap/reaction to this week’s episode of our “favorite” show. Tbh, all I see about Riverdale is how terrible it has gotten and that people just can’t stop watching it because of the actors. Everyone just wants Riverdale to go back to how it was like the first season. But anywho, let’s get this party started! And I watched the show on Friday, I just haven’t “had the time” to post on here! I love you guys and follow my instagram @imawierdoforriverdale for some of my quirkiness.

!!!!!!!!SPOILERS LIE AFTER THIS!!!!!!!!

1. Jughead stays with Betty? When the fuck did this happen? That’s just odd to me. I still don’t like bughead. That ship is cringey af. I just wish people would realize that just because two people date in real life does not mean that they have o be together on the show. Riverdale writers, let’s talk. Let’s schedule a meeting or something. I got time. (Love Sprousehart though.)

2. Archie needs to go home. And he isn’t dead. Wanna know how I know? Because he’s core4, his hair is still red, and he’s gonna be in the musical episode. Therefore, they’re probably gonna just do what they did with Jughead and Archie is probably gonna be back in Riverdale for the next episode. 

3. Jughead was kind of an ass this episode, but I understand all decisions he made regarding kicking Fangs, Cheryl, and Toni out of the serpents. I liked that he gave Fangs a second chance. I don’t like that Toni’s character development was solely following behind Cheryl. Fangs should’ve kept his mouth shut like Jughead told him to when regarding keeping the secret.

4. Speaking of Cheryl and Toni, I have lost all respect for them. I really like Cheryl and her character development. This episode made me say wow and shake my head at her because she was doing so well. 

5. I don’t like Veggie or Varchie. Why can’t they all just be single on the show? This is also what I mean by just because two people date in real life does not mean they have to date on the show and I’m thoroughly annoyed. 

6. I really hope someone gives Hiram what he’s asking for. He’s so annoying and every time I see him, I roll my eyes.

7. ALICE KEEPS FUCKING EVERYTHING UP! Every time Betty solves the problem, Alice turns around and fucks it up. I’m honestly tired of Alice and this farm situation. I mean seriously, how is she gonna tell Betty to figure out shelter for the kids and then go back and make them go to the farm? I’m over it. 

Tbh, this episode was hyped up and I’m annoyed with the comeback already. Hopefully the next episode is better. Thank you guys for tuning in and Happy Belated Birthday to Ashleigh Murray and Happy Birthday to Skeet Ulrich! Don’t forget to follow my instagram @imawierdoforriverdale for some headassery. i love you guys and have a good night!

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Riverdale: S3: E7 and E8 | I’m Tired of This Gargoyle Shit

So y’all. I finished my fall semester of college of junior year and a bitch is TIRED! TIED! TIDE! Okay do you hear me sis? Plus I got rejected majorly but it’s all good, because I’m still beautiful regardless and I will never be attached to my crush. Plus I’ll never see him again so it really doesn’t matter. So *shrugs*. Anyway, yes it’s your second favorite weirdo coming to you live from my bedroom as I wait solemnly for my family to come pic me up tomorrow so I can GO TF HOME AND DRINK HOT COCOA AND BE WITH MY DOG! Anyway, let’s get this post rolling.

Disclaimer: I’m mixing both of these episodes together because I watched them both in the same day and I don’t feel like switching my brain on after I turned it off after my last final on Tuesday.

1. I really hope Gladys and FP get back together. They have really good chemistry. BUT GLADYS IS A BAD FUCKING BITCH OKAY?! SIS GOT IT GOING ON! I FUCKING LOVE HER! Sorry Alice, but Gladys got you beat baby. Even though Jughead was speaking facts, I still love Gladys. I don’t know if she killed Penny, but if she did GOOD!

2. Jellybean is so cute. She’s a badass too and knocked Penny tf out! I love that she has a crush on Archie! She’s just a great kid. And she was speaking facts when it came to FP too.  

3. I fucking hate Hiram. Can we just like kill him off or something? I’m seriously tired of his shit. Love Mark Consuelos though. I feel bad for Hermione but then again, I don’t. She got herself into this mess. I knew he had to be the gargoyle king though. How could he not have been? I need for this to wrap up quick because I’m tired of seeing that Bloody Tree. 

4. Archie is still the damsel in distress. YEAH I SAID DAMSEL! Someone always has to save his overly muscular, chiseled jawline, beautiful smile...okay I’m getting carried away... But yeah someone always has to save his ass. NOW IMA START CALLING HIM PRINCESS ARCHIE!

5. I really don’t want Veggie to be a thing. I really don’t like that ship and if it happens it’s probably only because Cami and Charles are together. DON’T COME ON HERE SAYING RUDE SHIT OR I WILL end YOU!

6. I just really want this gargoyle shit to end. However, I’m really happy that Ethel and Betty became friends. They became geniuses and they got that shit going! Do you hear me?! THEY FUCKING CONQUERED SISTERS OF QUIET MERCY! But Ethelhead? NO BETTY, IT’S JETHEL! I kinda like Betty a little more this season now than I ever did and it’s a different kind of feeling. Still don’t like Bughead though. Come at me bro.

7. That Choni scene was so cute and I loved it! I know all the Choni stans were happy to see them get screentime that actually lasted a little more than 2 minutes.

That’s all I have on these episodes. Yall got anything yall wanna tell me? I love you guys. You guys are great. Also, follow my instagram @imawierdoforriverdale

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Riverdale: S3:E6 | Goodness Gracious

It’s your second favorite weirdo here, typing on my laptop because I don’t want to do my homework. I know you are asking yourself, who does homework on a Saturday? Me. A college student who needs to get her life together. I’M SO FUCKING DONE WITH COLLEGE I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO! I need to drop out, get a sugar daddy, something. (Actually no. Not the sugar daddy thing. That’s weird.) ANYWAY lets get this road on the show. (I know the actual saying is show on the road but leave me be.)

1. RIP to Joaquin DeSantos. He did not deserve to die! He just needed to be roughed up a bit after he tried to kill Archie. That is all.

2. Did Varchie really need to break up though? Did Archie really have to leave though? I mean Veronica went through a helluva lot to get him exonerated! But where is Archie and Jughead going? Toledo? I mean I just really want to know where my mans Archie is going. I think I like Archie better than I like Jughead now and that’s saying something. THAT’S CRAZY BRUH!

3. Okay so, no Betty did not deserve to go to SOQM. However, I see why Alice did that. She wanted to protect Betty and that was the only way to do it. I honestly would rather Betty go to SOQM than that sketchy ass Farm that we don’t know about. Also Edgar=Gargoyle King? I think so. Them standing around the fire looked a lot like what they were doing in the first episode. Also I don’t want to point fingers at FP but why did he hug Alice like that and then look at Betty the way he did? SOUNDS SUSPICIOUS TO ME SENOR!

4. Hiram Lodge is a fucking dirty ass bitch and I fucking hate him. But I love Mark Consuelos! He’s probably such a sweet man.

5. EVELYN HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THOSE SEIZURES AND YOU CAN’T CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE! I hope Josie is okay. 

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Riverdale: S3:E5 | WTF DID I JUST WATCH?!

Hey yall, it’s your second favorite weirdo coming to you live from my lonely ass dorm room. I GET TO GO HOME TOMORROW AND A BITCH IS EXCITED! Anywho, let’s get down to business.

1. Jughead is going crazy and I need my boo to get his shit together. BUT he might be on to something on how it relates to Riverdale though. He’s just going crazy and needs to get some sleep and eat some ham.

2. ARCHIE GOT SAVED AND BETTY LOOKED FUCKING BADASS WITH THAT SERPENT JACKET! Deadass, I never thought Betty could be that bitch but she proved me wrong! That Barchie scene was remarkable and I really want them to be together because the way the look at each other is life. Also, I’m gonna beat Joaquin’s ass for stabbing Archie like that when he was trying to help him. I AM SO DISGUSTED WITH JOAQUIN RIGHT NOW.

3. Okay, so Veggie is not happening. But their friendship is developing. And can Swosie get back together or can we get Rosie or something? I really want to see Josie’s character development or something. AND I AM LIVING FOR THESE INTERRACIAL COUPLES! 

4. I can’t figure out who the Gargoyle King is and it’s pissing me off. I thought it was the warden but it’s someone who’s deeper and darker.

Well that’s all I have for now. Follow my instagram @imawierdoforriverdale . Someone convince RAS to put me on the show so I can be Josie’s cousin or Pop Tate’s granddaughter. I’m down for either. ANYWAY. Have a great fucking weekend.

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Riverdale: S3:E4 | YALL!

Hey yall! Your 2nd favorite weirdo coming to you live from my room and a bitch is tired. 

I WATCHED THE EPISODE LIVE I JUST FORGOT TO POST MY THOUGHTS ABOUT IT! Don’t sue me, I’m just super busy and Thanksgiving break is coming up and I am so tired. BUT LET’S GET TO THIS WEEK’S EPISODE!

1. LILI LOOKED DAMN GOOD PLAYING YOUNG ALICE! Honestly everyone did, but I was not expecting this. Also Cole and KJ can get it. *GET WHAT KEE?!* Get some biscuits and chicken and sweet tea because they’re looking thin. Lmfao, no but seriously, everyone looked so good and Young Penelope dancing was a FUCKING MOOD!

2. How does Mark’s son sound EXACTLY like him?! That shit was scary! I was like WTF MARK? YO VOICE GENES STRONG AF TOO?! Hiram been a criminal since he been in high school which means he needs to find something else to do with his life. 

3. I think Bughead is going to break up and I hope to God they do. No offense to anyone, but yall Bughead stans are out of control. Some of yall are rude and disrespectful and can’t separate the real from the fake and that pisses me off. So if you don’t like what I just said, please unfollow me because IDGAF and I’m too old to be arguing with childish kids. Thank you for coming to my ted talk

4. Jughead and that Gargoyle King shit broke my heart because I was not expecting him to get into that game! And I think the Gargoyle King has something to do with Edgar Evernever and that damn farm. 

SIDE NOTE: Yall gotta stop being obsessed with Lili and Camila’s relationship with their boyfriends. This is why they don’t tell us stuff. Because be blowing shit out of proportion and then Lili and Cami be cussing yall out because yall getting on her nerves. FOLLOW MY IG THOUGH @imawierdoforriverdale

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Riverdale: S3:E2&3

I don’t know if y’all look forward to my posts, but this one isn’t going to be long at all.

I just finished watching both episodes and I can tell you that I am not liking where this season is headed. Especially the whole Gargoyle King shit. It’s quite creepy and I feel like Evelyn is behind it all. And what’s up with Alice putting The Farm over Betty? That’s insane.

I’m glad they’re bringing the parents more into the show though because I like the parents more than I do the children. And at least Archie is gonna be using his brain now to get out of that hellhole. Also, I still hate Hiram and the warden is very sketchy.

Anyway, I hear that people are calling Shannon Purser (Ethel) fat, ugly, and other negative things because she kissed Jughead (Cole Sprouse). Quite frankly, if you are one of those people, please unfollow me because fat-shaming is not okay. Y’all gotta know how to separate TV from reality. She has feelings too and the simple fact that y’all are mad because she “messed up a ship” does not mean she deserves to be called these things. Bughead is still having sex in a dead kid’s bunker, Lili and Cole are probs watching horror movies in their bed together, so there should be peace and harmony. So in conclusion, #LEAVESHANNONPURSERALONE 

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Riverdale: S3 E1

YA GIRL IS FUCKING BACK AND DEPRESSED AS EVER

Hey y’all ya 2nd favorite weirdo here coming to you live from my bedroom. IF YOU’RE NOT FOLLOWING MY INSTAGRAM I MADE FOR RIVERDALE, TF YOU DOING?! It’s @imawierdoforriverdale just in case you needed a reminder. I post when i fucking feel like it and if you are one of those people who tells me I need to post more, I will look for you. Anyway the season premier of Riverdale is out and this is why I’m writing.

SPOILERS LIE AFTER THIS.

The season was not as good as I thought it was gonna be tbh. It was hyped up and I feel like there should’ve been more. Like after I finished watching it, I was seriously like wow, dasit? Like nothing more?

I know one thing, Forsythe Pendleton Jones the Third better not get involed with Dilton Doiley’s antics because that satanic shit is what I’m not with. Not forcing my religion on anyone, but if you worship the Devil, please unfollow me because this is not happening in my good christian suburbs. ALSO ALICE AND POLLY?! What kinda cult shit is going on there?? Babies floating n shit? Ya girl was like hell nah fam.

POOR BETTY AND POOR ARCHIE. Okay I might have said that I don’t feel bad for Archie at one point but seeing him in those handcuffs made me tear up a little like damn. AND BETTY’S SEIZURE?! Okay last season I could not stand Betty, but she’s like a sister to me...if I were adopted...because I’m Black...and we don’t look alike. BUT ANYWAY she’s like that one sister that you know you love deep down inside but with some shit she does she just makes you like want to go somewhere else and never see her again. But seeing her in a vulnerable state made me like realize that I need my sister to survive.

The season is off to a great start and I still think Penny and Alice are sisters. Also THE FATHERS OF RIVERDALE, FP, FRED, AND TOM CAN BE MY SUGAR DADDIES ANY FUCKING DAY. 

That is all. And you better follow my instagram too.

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I MADE AN INSTAGRAM

Hey guys your favorite 2nd weirdo here coming to you live from my living room with news, hence the title you see before you today. I made an Instagram for this blog and hopefully I’ll get some followers from here on there. It’s @imawierdoforriverdale with one post because I’m lame.

If you follow, thanks. If not, it’s probably for the better and that’s okay too. Love you all.

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15 Days of Riverdale | A Challenge

Day 1 | Favorite male character

Day 2 | Favorite female character

Day 3 | Favorite serpent

Day 4 | Favorite couple

Day 5 | Bughead or Falice

Day 6 | Favorite Parent(s)

Day 7 | Favorite male background character

Day 8 | Favorite female background character

Day 9 | Toni or Josie

Day 10 | S1 or S2

Day 11 | Favorite pic of Madelaine

Day 12 | Favorite pic of Lili

Day 13 | Favorite pic of Camila

Day 14 | Favorite pic of Cole

Day 15 | Favorite pic of KJ

*pls tag if you’re going to use this template

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FRIDAY IS HAPPENING

Some of the cast is already in Canada and filming starts on Friday. Guys. I can't contain my excitement.

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Riverdale needs more main or background POC characters that actually have lines. That is all.

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You join us, you gotta be willing to die for us. Because we will for you.

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Background Characters Whom I Love

Kevin Keller

Josie McCoy

SweetPea

Fangs Fogarty

Pop Tate

Polly Cooper

Nana Rose

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Both in and out of school, Fangs and Sweet Pea, who are often seen together, appear to be close friends, though it remains unclear how long the two have known each other or whether or not this friendships extends beyond the Serpents. Due to their mutual ties to this Southside gang, Fangs and Sweet Pea are expected to be willing to die for each other, as the gang presents a fairly strong bond of loyalty and family .

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PSA | I’m a loving person

My blog dedicated to Riverdale is blog for everyone. I don’t care who stans/ships who, everyone’s opinion will be heard on my page. I will never criticize or tell people they are wrong for liking/loving who they want. I have seen too many IG pages who say they are all for Riverdale but gets mad when shippers/stans go against their opinion. My blog is for everyone which is why I stay neutral about how I feel on this and ask YOU guys questions about how you feel. I hope everyone understands and I love you all. Any questions, message me privately.