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If you're reading this, hi. Thank you for taking time out of your day to read a pointless blog of randomness. If you're still here, cool

[imaybeaninja-blog]

Bread is the ultimate power bottom of the food world.

[mens-rights-activia]

[aprilwitching-deactivated201808]

candles are how we keep fires as pets

[annabellioncourt]

this is unnecessarily adorable

[streetlifemanifesto]

Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep

[sarapsys]

maybe morning me wouldn’t be such a dick if that flaky bitch evening me had gone to bed instead of tumblring til butts oclock int he morning

[bigmouthlass]

Well evening me might have fallen asleep at a reasonable hour if that dumbass afternoon me hadn’t lain down for a “little nap” that lasted four hours.

[bane-of-technology]

[obviousplant]

Go check your milk right now!!

[imaybeaninja-blog]

I stitched together the three Panic! At The Disco videos that were supposed to be in order. Say Amen (Saturday Night), This Is Gospel, and Emperor's New Clothes. Enjoy

[caden]

John Wick 3 we finally see john’s dick

[caden]

It has a silencer on the end it’s badass

[holy-mother-of-goats]

My chicken

she scream

but why?

[kaijuno]

I’m not like emo nihilist I’m more like Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy nihilist like “life is meaningless and the universe does not care about you and it’s full of casual and callous destruction might as well have a party while I still can then”

[kaijuno]

Like the two forms of nihilism are “nothing matters so why?” and “nothing matters so why not?” and the latter is so much fun

[absurdistscribbler]

[gyarados]

You’re welcome

[lady-gorthaur]

This is the most useful thing I’ve ever reblogged.

[danwasonfireonce]

i used to think when people said my cousin twice removed that their cousin must’ve did some fucked up shit to get kicked out of the family twice

[gondwana]

yo not to be rude but what the fuck is going on

[association-of-free-people]

This is something flat earthers do.

[holy-mother-of-goats]

A beautiful nugget

[i-am-the-oracular-spectacular]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

I chipped my tooth last night and I think it’s because I was on coke

[peruviancokewhore-deactivated20]

The sugar and chemicals in coke are really bad for your teeth…. Why would you put something in your body that you can use to clean pennies and toilet bowls? 

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Cocaine

[tastefullyoffensive]

[pleatedjeans]

[ffattal-e]

Its my 19th birthday!! 🎂🎁🎉🎊🎈🔮