incorrect/MBTI Supernatural

Supernatural MBTI and incorrect quotes

[imbloodycrowley]

Dean: truth or dare

Sam: ...truth?

Dean: how many hours have you slept this week?

Sam: 

Sam: dare

Dean: go to sleep

Sam: I don’t like this game

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Sam: when I woke up this morning, I meditated, did 50 push-ups, drank green tea, and went for a 30 minute walk

Dean: when I woke up, I spent just an hour waking up

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Sam: okay lets play would you rather. Would you rather die, or-

Dean: die

Sam: I haven’t finished yet

Dean: die

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Dean, drunk af: when I drink alcohol, everyone says I’m an alcoholic

*choking up* but when I drink Fanta, no one says I’m fantastic qnq

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Sam: stop saying ‘I wish’ and start saying ‘I will’

Dean: I will mom and dad were still alive

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Jack: I’m...grounded?

Dean, folding his arms: yes, you’re grounded

Sam: you disobeyed a direct order

Cas, holding up a shovel: and we’re gonna bury you until you’ve learned your lesson!

Sam: Cas, that’s not how grounding works...

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Clare: Here’s a fun idea - we hang a mistletoe, but instead of kissing the person underneath, we have to fight them.

Jody: We are not doing that-

Dean *nodding*: Mistlefoe

Sam and Jody: Don’t encourage her!

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Gabe: Chillax!

Cas: that’s not a word

Gabe: Sometimes the ones who deny ‘chillax’ are the ones who need to chillax the most

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Sam: Halloween is stupid. Dressing up, pretending to be something you’re not.

Dean: we’re literally impersonating FBI agents right now

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Dean: hey do you have a bag I could borrow?

Cas: the only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence

Dean: literally all you had to do was say no

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MBTI as Monsters

ISFJ: Skinwalker

ISTP: Ōkami

ISFP: Arachne

ISTJ: Hellhound

ESFJ: Pishtaco

ESTP: Poltergeist

ESFP: Werewolf

ESTJ: Nachzehrer

INFJ: Shapeshifter

INTP: Vampire

INFP: Teddy

INTJ: Phoenix

ENFJ: Siren

ENTJ: Leviathan

ENTP: Wraith

ENFP: Djin

[imbloodycrowley]

Demon: We have your son

Cas: I don’t have a son

Demon: Then who’s making us reevaluate our life choices and telling us he’ll forgive us if we let him go?

Cas: Oh my dad you have Jack-

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Dean: *spins around in a chair ominously* I’ve been expecting y-

Dean: *chair continues to spin* shit

Dean: *tries to stop spinning* shit!

Dean: *tries to grab at lamp or table to stop spinning* sHIT!

Dean: *falls out of chair* sonofabitch!!

[imbloodycrowley]

Rowena: I have an idea!

Sam: No murder.

Rowena: I no longer have an idea.

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Meg: If I cut off my leg and swing it at your head, am I kicking you or hitting you?

Crowley: You’ll most likely mentally scar me more than anything.

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Person: What are you like twelve?

Jack: How can I be twelve

Jack: when

Jack: ✨ I’m two? ✨

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MBTI: Demons

ISFJ: Cain

ISTP: Asmodeus

ISFP: Alastair

ISTJ: Dagon

ESFJ: Samhain

ESTP: Belphegor

ESFP: Kip

ESTJ: Abaddon

INFJ: Lilith

INTP: Ramiel

INFP: Ruby

INTJ: Azazel

ENFJ: Barthamus

ENTJ: Crowley

ENTP: Lucifer

ENFP: Meg