What's the difference between having Ne as a tertiary fucntion vs as inferior? Does the slight difference in position actually make a change in daily life?
Yes, it does, the same way you'll find an EFP more "forceful" and competent with Te on the spot than you would an IFP's Te.
The higher the Ne, the more able someone is to process multiple possibilities on the spot and give them weight without preferring one description or possibility over the other one. This is how Ne-doms can remain open-minded and not decide things for a long time, or how they shift between ideas and possibilities without feeling tied down, or stay in a mood of "I don't know, maybe so..." or explore without attachment. (This sounds cool... lemme try it out... oh, that was last week, I am over it now...) ISJs treat ideas either with more reverence and importance becase that is not easy for them to do (they want to pick something and follow through on it) or as a playground that is not taken seriously (a fantasy life, here is where I find good ideas for short stories, etc).
Where you most see the difference would be in an environment that demands ideas sharing and action on them; let's say a group of people coming up with new marketing ideas for a business, or even a collaborative writing group. Ne's throw stuff out there, and the EFJ's Ne goes along with all of it on the spot -- that sounds like a great idea, and it would go along well with this other thing, and I agree, expansion sounds terrific! But the ISJ is there, getting frustrated because they want time to think about this new idea and how it will fit in with what already exists or the storyline beats that are established, and it feels like the discussion is happening too fast to do that. They either have to stop trying to think about it and go with the flow, or slow things down to process how this new idea is going to impact everything around it.
Using functions that are the opposite of what your natural cognitive process are, is also tiring. So if you are an extravert, it's not super tiring to use your two extraverted-pointing functions; meaning an ESJ can use Te/Ne or Fe/Ne for hours and have it be stimulating and building up more excitement, enthusiasm, and energy, because they are also bouncing these things off other people in the room. An ISJ using Fe/Te/Ne finds it more tiring, because they are far more internally invested and energized through accessing Si and Ti/Fi.
ESJs often have a very visible Ne and mistype themselves as ENPs as a result, because they naturally generate possibilities on the spot and feel very open-minded and curious about a lot of things, and have many hobbies and interests, without realizing that they are still exerting control over Ne with their dominant Te/Fe, instead of "floating" through life on a sea of possibilities and struggling to organize it.
ISJs love Ne and use it for fun activities and hobbies and interests, but feel apprehensive about being told to generate possibilities on the spot or when pushed to consider something that contradicts a thousand years of belief, because they want something proven and stable.
In this post, we will go over FeSi individuals, which, in the context of CT, means they have a vultology that is Proactive, Rigid, Measured, and Suspended. Their MBTI equivalent would be ESFJs.
FeSis
Alain de Botton - INFJ
Alex Jones - ENFP
Barack Obama - ENFJ/ENTP
Bernie Sanders - INTJ
Charlie Houpert - ENFJ/ENTP
Christoph Waltz - INTJ
Darren Aronofsky - INFJ
Dave Rubin - ESFJ/ENFJ
Devin Stone - ESTJ/ENTJ
Dolly Parton - ESFJ/ESFP
Dwayne Johnson - ESTP/ESFJ
Emily Blunt - ISTP
Emma Watson - ESTJ/ISFJ
Giancarlo Esposito - ENFJ
Gillian Anderson - ENTJ/INFJ
Heidi Klum - ESTJ
Jacinda Ardern - ENFJ
Jeff Cavaliere - ESTJ/INFJ
Joe Biden - ESFJ
Jon Bernthal - ESTP/ENTJ
Kate McKinnon - ENTP
Kyle Kulinski - ENTJ/ISTJ
Michio Kaku - ENFP
Rachel McAdams - ISFJ
Richard Ayoade - INTP
Simon Sinek - INFJ
Stephen King - INTP
Tai Lopez - ENTP/ENFP
Tilda Swinton - INFJ
Tom Cruise - ESTP/ISTP
Yuval Noah Harari - INTJ
Statistics
Total sample = 31 people
Top 3 most common types
INFJ - 14% (6 people)
ENFJ - 11% (5 people)
ENTJ, ENTP, ESFJ, and ESTJ - 9% each (4 people each)
Analysis
The first thing to address is the prevalence of Ni, with xNFJs being the top 2 common types and making up 1/4 of typings, and high Ni types comprising 40% of typings. I believe the most likely explanation is that some aspects of CT's Fe are associated with Ni in MBTI. In CT, the Je functions are responsible for dealing with cause-and-effect relationships and, as such, tend to define things by what they do. When this is combined with Feeling (which is responsible for registering animacy), the result is that Fe tends to define things by their human-centric purpose. As a result, strong Fe users are often preoccupied with the idea of one's life purpose, calling, or destiny. Fe also sees human character as inherently malleable, our self as molded by our experiences and influences, and constantly changing with every social interaction, and since Je functions are driven to reorganize the world into more optimal states, Fe-leads often develop a focus on human-centric self-improvement, especially with the idea of overcoming one's limitations through hardwork and determination, which is why so many Fe-leads are life-coaches or educators of some sort. However, from an MBTI perspective, a focus on purpose is likely to be associated with Ni's search for deeper meaning, and a focus on self-improvement could be seen as an extension of Ni's future-focused visionarism, in contrast to Si's maintenance of the status quo and resistance to change.
Another point of note is the prevalence of ExTx typings, which account for 1/3 of all typings. As mentioned in several other posts, unlike in MBTI, where agreeableness is strongly correlated with Fe or Feeling in general, in CT, they are seen as largely separate. As a result, Directive FeSis (Directive meaning a Fe-Ti user with a guarded emotional attitude) are very likely to be typed as Thinkers in MBTI, especially the males. Another key difference is that in CT Fe is not inherently social harmony-focused. In CT, social harmony is associated with an unguarded emotional attitude that any type can have; meanwhile, Fe is focused on social organization. They tend to organize and execute in the social sphere with the same assertiveness, decisiveness, and goal orientation as one would expect from a Te user in more mechanical environments. While their solutions and goals (especially for unguarded individuals) can include social harmony, it is not the end-all, be-all.
It climbed on to my foot and almost punch me with its legs. I scream but my very dear partner was out at the balcony to smoke a cigarette.
Hate that.
I cried for hours from late 4 AM to early 6 AM. I confronted him about his behaviors, blah blah blah.
A lot.
I can't detail it all.
Well, I finally let it out. I cannot HAVE SEX with him anymore. And what he tried to make out with me. I felt "intellectual sexually abused" Because....
Do I need to say more?
Okay, I offered.... unless my health is better. So, I might reconsider about intimacy.
Loool
This is real joke.
Having a boyfriend but rarely kiss and sex.
You know, the weight on my shoulders is heavy.
My teeth, my eye, my face, and my body.
...
I did the ritual and he ruined it. He went in without knocking. He jokes about I worship some deity. What the hell? It's experiment!
If the deities are real, they are just higher species humanoid version. Nobody knows.
After his jest, he tries to touch me.
He ...
Ugh...
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The weirdest part is he went in when I already finished recite about the partner looool
I didn't continue the ritual. Blow off the light and consume two black Mokala at the same. Geez, first time hahaha
I'm not sure, this will affect the result. Because usually I eat one and another one follow. But this time, two at the same time in my mouth.
🤣 Greedy me~
I was on phone with my bestie. Thankfully, he answered the call. We talked for hour and he was actually heal me. I was upset and crying. He shared some of his sex life AGAIN lmao
How is this friendship work that one is a hoe and one is a bomb? 🤣
He is ESFJ SO/SP though.
While, I was on call with him. My older cousin — he walked passed the room I was.
Then he walked back and asked me
"Are you crying in there?"
He tries to light up the mood outside.
I didn't lie 🤥 because I was crying. It was a past tense. He asked, right after I talked with my bestie. So, my mood was slightly better at that time.
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I cried because of my partner's behavior....3-4 hours separated into two times.
Whenever, I feel .... overwhelmed or deep into my thoughts (negatively)
I would always end up clipping my nails.
Oh, lucky me! It didn't work well. I clipped too deep. Now, I have to wear a plaster on it.
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What should I do next? This month is so heavy. I discovered this and that ...
And my ritual is ruined. I intended to run experiment to December.
1. Keep running an experiment. Even though, he becomes aware of my next move.
2. Stop it.
3. Keep running an experiment, but do it low-key without setting.
I don't know.
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My knee is also hurt now. I walked to a stainless foldable table without checking the path clearly. I was deep in my own thought. He doesn't have his own time to clean the house. THE HOUSE this is not even his.
___
I'm gonna pursue a master degree. If everything turned out that I was wrong, I wouldn't believe or trust in theories (including those science theories) anymore!
I will be a cold-hearted girl ever.
Unless, the "variance" crash into in the right time.
I secretly hope, this will not end up as coping mechanism.
*INTP & his friends moved back to ENTP's state to work more on their shenanigans, INTP decided to take a couple of fall courses at the local community college as well since they already have their GED*
INTP: *leaning against the wall of the cafeteria drinking a monster energy*
ENTP: *passes by with a group of friends*
INTP: *almost spits the drink and gets nervous* *thinks to himself: "calm down calm down I'm sure she doesn't remember, besides she doesn't even know how you actually look like...." Notices ENTP's new style "huh, she looks a lot edgier than I remember..."*
ENTP: *notices INTP and locks eyes*
INTP: *gets insta scared and looks away quickly*
ENTP: *blushes hard*
ISTP #1: *at ENTP* hey you ok? *looks over to where ENTP's staring at* *sigh* why do you always like them emos lol it's 2015 too why does he still look like it's 2013...
ENTP: *annoyed* 💢 you do realize I sorta dress like that too right? 😑
ISTP #2: 🙄 yeah but it's a bit different for girls, plus you look more goth if anything...
ENTP: barely but ok...
ISTP #2: well if you like him you should go ask him out *winks*
ESFJ #3: ew why? Let HIM come to you first...
INTJ #4: yeah it's best that he asks first
ISTP #2: how the hell's he's gonna come first when he hasn't even noticed her in the first place?
INTJ #4: well maybe she should make herself more noticeable in front of him...
ENTP: *looks a bit down* he did notice me but he looked away quickly for some reason
INTJ #4: welp, then he probably doesn't like you like that
ISTP #2: *sigh* oh well 😒, you didn't call dibs on ENFJ #5 a while back though so I'm taking him 😈
INTJ #4: you DO realize he's taken right?
ISTP #2: 😒 and? aren't the two poly anyway?
INTJ #4: well yes and no...
ENTP: *annoyed* he isn't some collectible ya know...
ISTP #2: 🙄 obviously I KNOW that, but I am HORNY and need to fulfill that NEED, I don't even care that he has it small tbh.
INFP #2: *almost chokes on his drink*
INTJ #4: *stunned at what ISTP #2 just said but concerned for INFP #2* hey are you ok bud?
ENTP: *annoyed at ISTP #2 but internally laughing at the INFP #2 x ENFJ #5's situation* anyway I'mma head out *walks outside, and notices INTP sketching under a tree, then carefully walks up to him*
INTP: *hyperfocused on the drawing and doesn't notice ENTP at all*
ENTP: *leans forward to see what he's drawing, which looks like a xenomorph* ooo that thing looks cool
INTP: *is startled and looks up*
ENTP: s-sorry 🥲 I didn't mean to scare you *is about to take off*
INTP: n-no no it's ok *gulps*
ENTP: *feels strange, like if she has met him before but can't pinpoint it* what school did you go to before starting here?
INTP: I-I didn't go to the high schools here... I'm actually from *inserts state*
ENTP: 🤩 that's *insert favorite voice actor's home state* home state!!!
INTP: *confused look* you mean to tell me the guy who voices *insert very popular character from cartoon network* is from *inserts state*? That's crazy lol
ENTP: yeah he is 🤩 I love him so much, I sent him a letter with a drawing and everything and he responded and sent me a pic of him with an autograph and a letter, I have it framed *shows INTP a pic of it on her phone*
INTP: *concerned for ENTP but giggles* dang is he your celebrity crush or something? 💀
ENTP: *blushes and tries to play it cool* well eh... Kinda maybe?... He's a peep squeak anyway though 🙄
INTP: *googles him* it says here he was born in 98...
ENTP: see exactly my point lol
INTP: *lowkey offended because that's when he himself was born* how is he a peep squeak exactly? Weren't you born in 95?
ENTP: 🫥 how tf do you know that?
INTP: well aren't you like 20?
ENTP: 🫥 how tf do you know how old I am?
INTP: *realizes and panics* I-I-I overheard you yap with your friends over there ok *points at the group that's inside*
ENTP: 🫥 did we even talk about age back there?
INTP: *panics more* YEAH YOU DID, I was listening when I was drinking my monster
ENTP: ..... okie.... well, I mean, yeah considering that I'm 20, that does make him a peep squeak
INTP: *annoyed* 😑 HOW?
ENTP: well for starters he's a minor
INTP: *looks at the artist's birthday which is really close to their own birthday* well he's a few months short from being 18 so does it matter?
ENTP: IT MATTERS! GREATLY! look I just think he's an excellent voice actor, *gets nervous* a-and I wanna be like him someday 😎
INTP: *extra concerned for ENTP because of the artist's home state* 😅 well... hopefully he's a good person
ENTP: HE IS! 🤩 he was super sweet to his fans on Facebook
INTP: *thinks ENTP's naive for having fangirl blinders but ignores it* hey you seem to have an accent are you originally from here?
ENTP: *sits down next to him* well no, I'm from *inserts island*, long story short me and mom were persecuted to kill so now we're here
INTP: ...... well that's a LOT 💀
ENTP: yeah 😅... *takes a closer look at INTP* are you also Latino?
INTP: *thinks to himself: "why does everyone keep asking me that?"* um no actually nope...
ENTP: 😅 sorry for assuming...
INTP: it's ok... my mom and dad were *inserts ethnicity*
ENTP: were? you can change race? 🫥
INTP: UM NO 💀, I say "were" because they're both dead...
ENTP: oh shit I'm sorry 🙁
INTP: 😅 i-it's ok...
ENTP: stupid question but why are your eyes blue?
INTP: 🥲 *thinks to himself: "not this again"* *sighs* look, I have no idea, but my mom's were also blue...
ENTP: *keeps staring at INTP's eyes like: 👁👄👁*
INTP: *gets nervous and goes back to drawing*
ENTP: s-sorry 🥲 I hope I didn't make you uncomfortable...
INTP: *giggles* you're ok
ENTP: *looks at INTP's drawing again* you draw REALLY well
INTP: *still drawing* I appreciate the compliment but I definitely have to get better if I wanna get that job...
ENTP: what kinda job?
INTP: tattoo artist...
ENTP: oh shit, one of my best friends has been trying to get certified for that too
INTP: oh cool I might see them around at some point probably
ENTP: oh yeah it's him right there *points at some other emo-looking dude who we will call ISTP #3*
INTP: *looks up, has a bad gut feeling about him from the get go but tries to ignore it* hm...
ENTP: *picks up on that a bit* what's wrong?
INTP: nothing... *looks back at ISTP #3*
ISTP #3: *glares at INTP* 😐
ENTP: 🥲 *thinks to herself: why's he looking at this guy like that, is he jealous again? 🙄"*
INTP: *glares back at ISTP #3 even more serious* 😐
ENTP: 🥲 eek... h-hey don't mind him, maybe he's confusing you for someone, *says quieter* or having one of those jealousy fits again
INTP: *picks up on that last part and looks at ENTP in a concerned manner* jealousy fits?
ENTP: 😅 um, we sorta had a thing, kind of, well mostly online, we were like, online FwBs if you will 😅, ya know 😅, like traded stuff with each other 😅, but like, it was also kinda on and off 😅, we have some communication issues 😅
INTP: *still concerned* if you're FwBs why would he have jealousy fits in the first place?
ENTP: 😅 look idk... 🥲 maybe he developed feelings or something and didn't realize it, although I'm hoping not 😅🥲
INTP: *has some unsettling memories from his own past* look, I know we just met, but please be careful, I don't trust him
ENTP: ok hey, dial it down, you JUST saw the man 😅💀
INTP: look idk how to explain it, it's just a vibe I'm getting... *[yes and no, it's not exactly a vibe as they claimed, but more like a ptsd-type reaction]*
ENTP: 😅 maybe he reminds you someone you know but I swear he's not like that...
INTP: *thinks of a few people* well not just A someone that's for sure...
ENTP: *looks at INTP concerned* have you ever had FwBs before?
INTP: yeah I had a few... *continues drawing*
ENTP: ah nice... how about exes? I have 3, in fact one of them's right there 😒 *points at INTP #2*
INTP: *looks up at INTP #2 and doesn't think much* I think I've seen him before playing with cards or something...
ENTP: 😒 yeah he's obsessed with MTG...
INTP: heh...
ENTP: my first ex was kinda similar but-
INTP: *forgets about the fact ENTP doesn't know that he's the same person that she met years ago at the rotary* -way more uptight and trying to be too proper, and that he was also too young for your liking? yeah...
ENTP: ...... 🫥 *feels like if she had some sort of dejavu*
INTP: *just realizes and thinks to himself: "FUCK"* 🥲
ENTP: 🫥 have we met before?
INTP: *gulps and sighs* I should come clean I'm sorry...
ENTP: 🫥 *just waits there*
INTP: I was that guy that approached you at the rotary a few summers ago..., the one that rode you home
ENTP: 🫥 *remembers* OMG WHAT?! But nah that can't be... wait... *remembers some specific details and slowly puts the puzzle together*
INTP: *figures that's what she's doing and directly looks at her* yeah it was a wig, yeah it was contacts, yeah it was make up, yeah it was a silicone piece-
ENTP: -well, *looks at INTP's body up and down* I gotta say, you REALLY didn't need to wear that
INTP: I was a lot less fit back then...
ENTP: also your eyes are already blue wtf were you wearing contacts for?
INTP: 💢💢💢 IT'S NOT THE SAME KIND OF BLUE THOUGH
ENTP: and? Honestly the blue from the contact's was lowkey creepy but I also didn't wanna be rude 💀
INTP: 😒 well you seemed to like me QUITE a bit back then...
ENTP: *blushes a bit* w-well YEAH but...
INTP: *is about to come clean about the age but remembers how much ENTP has been whining about that kind of thing so still keeps it to himself* anyway...
ENTP: wait... how old are you?
INTP: 💢 *keeps drawing*
ENTP: gee nvm... I'm sorry if I upset you dude...
INTP: *sighs* it's fine...
ENTP: *notices the time* SHIT I'm fucking late again 😭 and don't YOU have class?
INTP: *keeps drawing* not yet...
ENTP: well, I'll go, it was nice seeing you again! *blushes a bit but runs away*
INTP: *looks at her run and sighs* *talks quietly to himself* eh I should prolly leave her alone, I have too many problems of my own and I don't wanna make those her problems either... *tries to finish up the drawing*
ESFP #2: hey, we should all go to this queer strip club *points at the address on her phone's screen*
ISFP: ooo that sounds cool
ESFJ #2: OH YEAH LET'S GO! But don't forget to bring the tip you guys...
ISFJ: hey let's not forget to assign someone as the designated driver 😅
ESFP #2: well DUH, obviously it's gonna be YOU 💀
ISFJ: 🥲 *quietly to herself* why is it always me?, at this point I should probably stop bringing it up, I just care about everyone's safety and wellbeing 🥲
ESTP: are there men in there?
ESFJ #2: well it's a queer club silly 😅💀
ESTP: look I'm just asking, I feel like sometimes y'all forget I'm gay 💀
ESFP #2: 🫥 RIGHT... well shit...
ESTP: look if they mostly have women it's also fine 💀 I'll still tip them and root for them and all that 😂
ESFP #2: thank chuuu 🫰
ESFJ #2: awww thank you ESTP
ESTP: y'all are saying "thank you" a bit too much 💀 like I'm gonna pay the full tip- aaaand they're gone 💀
*group heads to the van*
ESTP: *sigh* oh well 💀 *heads out*
*at the strip club*
*they announce a couple of women and they do their performances, ESTP tips them all and his friends simp over them*
ESFP #2: 😍😍😍
ESFJ #2: 😍😍😍
ISFP: 😍😍😍
ESTP: pffft *drinks*
*after some time they announce another performer, and that performer goes on stage, the crowd gets a BIT extra excited for some weird reason, ESTP still has his back to the stage trying to focus on the stuff on the table*
ESFP #2: 😍😍😍 THEY'RE SO HOT!
ESFJ #2: GO GET IT GURL! ESTP TIP THEM!!!
ESTP: *turns and his jaw drops*
ISTP: *upsidedown on the pole, their head is super close to ESTP's head, they speak in a super low register voice* um hi there...
ESTP: *mouth still open, but he does have the money on hand*
ISTP: *closes ESTP's mouth* anyway I'll be taking this *takes the money from his hand* thank you *throws him a kiss and keeps dancing on the pole*
ESTP: *sweats and feels all sorts of things in many places 💀*
ESFP #2: *notices ESTP's face and looks back at ISTP* dang seems like you really like that one 💀🤭
ESTP: *gulps nervously and his voice cracks* mrhm...
ESFP #2: *looks at ISTP* honestly I can't blame you 😍 *then looks back at ESTP* pssst hey, HEY! *waves hand in front of his face* EARTH TO *inserts ESTP's name*
ESTP: *quietly at ESFP #2* you don't understand... if I was a cis man that thing would be walking on it's OWN...
ESFP #2: OMG 💀😂
ESFJ #2: I mean TECHNICALLY is still hard ;)
ESTP: SHHH STFU LOL
*ESTP hasn't noticed but ISTP has also been looking at him most of the time*
ESFJ #2: *takes notice* hey I think they like you too 🤭
ESTP: *scratches the back of his head* naaah 😅 look, I tipped most of the performers, if y'all want I can leave some more money with y'all and you can tip the last ones, but I'mma head out 😅 *whispers to himself* I HAVE to head out, I can't take it, IT HAS A MIND OF ITS OWN...
ISTP: *finishes the performance and instead of going back to the dressing room they follow ESTP* HEY!
ESTP: *looks back at ISTP up and down and gulps*
ISTP: *just realizes they're still basically naked* oh yeah lol... *looks down* OH FUCK *blushes a bit and covers their crotch*
ESTP: *sweating like crazy*
ISTP: *gets closer to ESTP* hey, I wanted to let you know, I also do these *hands ESTP a card that has a QR code, email, & phone number*
ESTP: *looks at the card and reads the small bullet list* *eyes go wide*
ISTP: *does a phone hand sign but gen Z style with the: 📱 shape* call me... *runs back and disappears*
ESTP: *quickly heads out and gets in the van* fffUCK 🥵🥵🥵 grrrr I need these gals to hurry UP, I gotta go HOME 🥵😭
[Disclaimer: usage of old pronouns yada yada you get the drill by now lol]
ENTP: *rides bike inside the rotary and gets off, then places the bike over the bench, and plops herself on the bench all sweaty from the heat* UUUUGH I'm DYING in here... *grabs a massive Redbull and starts chugging*
INTP: *notices her from the skatepark, gets curious, walks gingerly towards a tree and hides there*
ENTP: *finishes the Redbull and throws it at the garbage can nearby* SCORE! Hell yah I still got it 😎
INTP: *still hiding behind the tree*
ESTP #3: *gets close to INTP to whisper, which startles INTP* hey
INTP: EEK
ESTP #3: you're not gonna get girls by stalking them ya know? 😂
INTP: 💢💢💢 *smacks ESTP #3*
ESTP #3: *rubs his own arm* owww dang ok...
INTP: *whispers* I'm not STALKING anyone, I simply got curious, but you know what, I just remembered I have a machine to work at *ups his nose all snobby and walks off with a nonchalant/snobby pace*
ESTP #3: *follows him* you're such a fucking nerd 😂 you still think they'll talk to you?
INTP: 💢 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, anyway FUCK OFF *walks faster*
ESTP #3: *chases after him*
INTP: *stops and turns to look at him* 💢 OK WHO'S STALKING WHO NOW?!
ESTP #3: damn dude CHILL 💀, just wanna check out what all the fuzz is about
INTP: 🙄 *keeps walking till they both get to the "hideout", then INTP goes into his room and locks the door*
ESTP #3: *goes up to the door* but I thought you said you were gonna fuck with the alien stuff, that's at the back
INTP: *looking through drawers and the closet* FUCK OFF!!!
ESTP #3: tch gee who pissed in YOUR cereal... wait a sec, are you watching porn? 🤔
INTP: 💢💢💢.... wait a sec... *loudly* ACTUALLY YES THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING SO IF YOU COULD PLEASE JUST STFU
ESTP #3: pssst, hey, can I join? 💀
INTP: *irritated af* NO.
ESTP #3: tch what are you even watching anyway? 🙄
INTP: *tries to think of something quick* FURRIES
ESTP #3: 🫥 nvm... you're such a weirdo *walks away and leaves the "hideout"*
INTP: *sighs in relief and keeps looking for random clothes & make-up items, then picks up a few things and takes a closer look* 💡 yeah this should work...
*the next day*
ENTP: *rides bike into the rotary again, and this time pulls out like 2 massive Redbulls*
Suspicious Subject: *walks over to ENTP in a friendly/flirty manner* well that's a LOT of caffeine hehe...
ENTP: *looks up at the suspicious subject* uh h-hi? *gets nervous because she thinks he's cute but tries to play it cool anyway* well I do what I want *chugs one of them*
Suspicious Subject: try this one instead *hands ENTP a Monster Energy*
ENTP: oh the emo drink! *takes it*
Suspicious Subject: *annoyed on the inside but still trying to mask* w-well I guess you could say that 😅🥲 *scratches the back of his head*
ENTP: *drinks a bit from it then looks back at the suspicious subject* you're not from around here right?
Suspicious Subject: 😅 yeah... just moved here recently with my roommates *is not lying but there's a lot more to it*
ENTP: *gets kind of excited* oooo how old are you? I'm 16
Suspicious Subject: *internally gulps but pretends to be cool still, then lies* I'm 21 😎
ESTP #3: *hiding behind a bench listening and silently laughing hard* 😂😂 *says quietly to himself* BRO WTF, who's even gonna believe that-
ENTP: *feels something's off and does think the subject's lying but pretends to believe him anyway* oh cool... *tries to trick him into being honest by acting extra flirty* ooo an older man 😏
ESTP #3: *silently to himself* wtf I can't believe that worked...
Suspicious Subject: *tries to act flirty* heh so do you like em old? 😏
ENTP: 🫦 yeah I do...
Suspicious Subject: *gulps a bit*
ESTP #3: 😂😂😂 *silently to himself* I'm gonna piss myself
Suspicious Subject: *sits next to ENTP and puts arm around her*
ENTP: *blushes but still feels like something's off, then tries to reach for his hair*
Suspicious Subject: *tries to distract her* LOOK A PLANE!
ESTP #3: *rolling on the ground laughing quietly*
ENTP: *puts hand over forehead so she can see better* oh yeah! I wonder where they're going... *looks back at the Suspicious Subject* do you ever wonder? Sometimes I like to imagine stupid scenarios happening in the plane
Suspicious Subject: h-hehe yeah me too actually... *gulps*
ENTP: *tries to reach for the Suspicious Subject's upper arm, grabs, but something feels a bit off, regardless she's still attracted to the Suspicious Subject, she pretends to act like a stereotypical ESFP girl* so do you work out a lot? 😗
Suspicious Subject: *is paralyzed in fear, tries to snap out of it as quickly as he can, tries to make up something on the spot* y-yeah, ahem, I work as a lifeguard...
ESTP #3: *tries super hard to hold the laughter* *silently* nah I can't, bro, you don't even know how to SWIM 😂😭, I'm going home otherwise I'll blow the, whatever the fuck he's doing, GOD 😂 *gets up and leave in a discreet way*
ENTP: *tries again to reach for his hair*
Suspicious Subject: *grabs ENTP's hand* h-hey I learned this magic trick a while back
ENTP: *a bit sad because she didn't get to touch the hair but still listens to him*
*both have a long yapping session and it starts to get dark*
ENTP: CRAP! I have to be back soon 😨
Suspicious Subject: um, if speed's what you need I could take you on it *points to a parked motorcycle*
ENTP: *blushes* t-thanks, but what about my bike? 🥲
Suspicious Subject: 😅 good question *texts ESFJ: hey are you still around here?*
ESFJ: *texts back: yeah? What's up?*
Suspicious Subject: *texts back: could you come over and help me with bringing a bike back to a girl's house?*
ESFJ: *texts back: um, HOW?*
Suspicious Subject: *texts back: ride it to her house, you have a GPS on your phone right?*
ESFJ: *texts back: uh yeah...*
Suspicious Subject: *texts back: don't worry about your skateboard I'll have her hold it*
ESFJ: *texts back: you're gonna have HER hold my skateboard? Smh*
Suspicious Subject: *texts back: LOOK I FEEL BAD, I kept talking with her and it got late, she has to go home soon, and idk what else to do, I wanna take her on my motorcycle*
ESFJ: *texts back: that you stole btw...*
Suspicious Subject: *texts back: grrrr I DON'T NEED A MORALITY LECTURE RIGHT NOW*
ESFJ: *texts back: fine FINE I'll help you, I'm already walking over there*
Suspicious Subject: *texts back: THANK YOU* *looks at ENTP* no worries my friend got us covered 😁😅
ENTP: *raises a brow but follows the Suspicious Subject to the motorcycle anyway*
ESFJ: HEY! 😄 *waves in a friendly way*
Suspicious Subject: *is nervous but hides it*
ENTP: hey! *waves back and points* that's my bike over there
ESFJ: gotchu 👉👉 *picks it up and gets on it*
ENTP: *whispers to the Suspicious Subject* your friend looks quite young...
Suspicious Subject: *gulps* w-we know each other from like a club...
ENTP: ooooh one of them clubs that are like a brotherhood or something?
Suspicious Subject: YUP ye... I'm his mentor... Anyway, hold on tight
ENTP: *holds onto him and ESFJ's skateboard simultaneously*
Suspicious Subject: *starts motorcycle and takes ENTP home*
ESFJ: *follows after them on the sidewalk & bike trail surprisingly fast but not exactly at the same speed of course*
*at ENTP's home*
ESFJ: *places the bike next to the house* welp, I did my thing 😅
ENTP: *gets off of the motorcycle and walks over to ESFJ* here's yours lol *hands skateboard to ESFJ*
ESFJ: thanks 😁 *hops on the back seat of the motorcycle with his skateboard on hand*
ENTP: *giggles* no problem... *looks over at the Suspicious Subject*
Suspicious Subject: *looks back at ENTP and blushes* h-hey *walks closer to her*
ENTP: *gulps*
Suspicious Subject: I didn't tell you my name 😅, it's *insert INTP's actual name*
ESFJ: *surprised that he said his actual name and not make up another one*
ENTP: I'm *inserts deadname*
INTP: *stares for a minute* hey-
ENTP: *cuts him off quickly* -WANNA BE FRIENDS? :D 😅
INTP: *slightly confused but accepts the proposition anyway* um, yeah sure... *on the outside: 😅, on the inside: 🥲*
ENTP: cool :3 I hope I see you around again! *runs inside the house and doesn't give INTP a chance to get a word back in*
INTP: 🥲...... she didn't even give me her number or anything...
ESFJ: 😬
INTP: *walks back to the motorcycle to take off looking all depressed*
ESFJ: I mean at least you know where she lives 😅
INTP: bro I'm not gonna just visit her like that 😭, I think I already scared her 🥲
ESFJ: 😅 *pats INTP* it's ok buddy, I'm sure you'll see her again, and hey if it doesn't work out, then hey, there's plenty of fish in the sea-
INTP: *looking down* heh -y-yeah idk why I'm even worried heh... *takes off to the "hideout"*
ENTP: *at home in her room* *breathes in and out* *talks to herself* SHIT SHIT SHIT he's hot, but at the same time, he talks kinda weird... he doesn't even sound like a millennial... He sounds a lot like that friend I used to have years ago, lol that peep squeak, I hope he's ok... anyway *goes on Facebook to talk to an ESFP guy*
INTP: *at his room in the "hideout"* *takes off wig, takes off contacts, wipes make-up off, takes off dogtag necklace, takes off earrings, takes off tank top jersey, takes off silicone chest/torso piece, looks in the mirror and sighs*
ESFJ: *notices from the Hall and walks in* hey can we talk?
INTP: *deep sigh* what now? another lecture...
ESFJ: why didn't you just go as yourself?
INTP: you SAW the way she responded when I said I was older...
ESFJ: but why lie about that in the first place?
INTP: *shows ESFJ a picture on his phone* you see this right here? *points at ENTP's bag, specifically a notebook that has an exposed drawing on it*
ESFJ: um yeah? A drawing of a dude I suppose? *looks closer* wait...
INTP: *looks away*
ESFJ: were you trying to look like him?
INTP: well, it wasn't exact, but I think I nailed it...
ESFJ: *facepalms and looks at all the props in the closet* ugh why did you have to do theatre...
INTP: 💢 ANYWAY...
ESFJ: why did you even wear contacts in the first place? Your eyes are ALREADY blue
INTP: yeah but not THAT kind of blue
ESFJ: IT'S A DRAWING DUDE! THAT KIND OF BLUE PROLLY DOESN'T EVEN EXIST, WHAT SHADE DO YOU THINK IT IS CRAYOLA-BLUE?
ESTP #3: *starts cackling at the other room* BAHAHAHAHA
INTP: 💢 grrrr *sits down all angry*
ESFJ: *sits next to him and looks forward* look, I understand even BETTER than you what's like to deal with... *thinks of past moments in school when people said very specific things to himself* THAT kind of bullying ok...
INTP: *looks down*
ESFJ: but this is getting out of hand...
INTP: *feels guilty* I'm sorry...
ESFJ: hey don't say sorry to me 😅, more like say sorry to that girl...
INTP: nah I can't show my face now...
ESFJ: *sighs* you do you buddy *gets up and walks out*
*the next night*
ESFJ: hey INTP we gotta get ready to move ok?
INTP: *sigh* fine... *puts the last few items on the trailer and hops in*
*they all move back to their home state*
ENTP: *talking to herself in her room* I wonder where that dude went... dang I should've asked him for his number...
*like a week after at school*
INTP: *is drawing in class*
INTP's Ex: *sits next to him and talks flirty* heeeey watcha doing? 🙂
INTP: *not paying attention to her at all and hyperfocused on the drawing* um drawing? Obviously...
INTP's Ex: *rubs INTP's thigh and presses chest against his arm* hey, I was wondering if you wanted to come hang out with us *points back at outside at her group of friends*
*One of her friends who's a really tall muscular dude glares at INTP from across*
INTP: *lowkey scared of the guy, and confused + suspicious of her* why?
INTP's Ex: argh we wanna get to know you better ya silly!!! *bumps INTP's arm*
INTP: *has a bad gut feeling but at the same time feels attracted to her and doesn't understand what's happening* uh sure ok... *puts sketchbook & supplies in his backpack and follows her*
*present time*
ENTP: *has a knot in the throat* i-it started like a week after? *feels guilty and gets nauseated*
INTP: hey HEY *hugs ENTP* I shouldn't have lied to you that day ok, this is kinda on me tbh...
ENTP: *tears falling down the cheeks* I should've asked you for your number...
INTP: *hugs ENTP tighter* dude that was gonna happen regardless whether you got my number or not, please calm down...
