imeach780

[imeach780]

your honor, he's too pretty to be convicted

[imeach780]

finally got my phantasy calendar. showed my non-phannie roommate and she said “aw is that phil and dave”

who the fuck are phil and dave

[imeach780]

september 25, 2025: i present a full deep dive into the Phan conspiracy and the complex ethical implications of RPF at a tumblr-themed powerpoint night

october 13, 2025: dan and phil copy my entire presentation in a 45-minute video confirming they’ve been together the whole gd time

first post on tumblr in 10 years because i can’t believe the timing. over the moon for them in a respectfully parasocial way 🤝

[shortvideosandstuff]

[winfieldblue]

[fuckoffcats]

you cant spell school without i want to stab myself

[hellaroyale]

[tumblegags]

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Calculus

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Algebra

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Theorem

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Analysis

Harry Potter and the Order of Operations

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Statistician

Harry Potter and the Deathly Algorithms

[necromancier-deactivated2019120]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

[festivescout1137-deactivated201]

AND THE ORDER OF OPERATIONS

[retroflexy]

I’m in Dumbledores math club…

[nijuukoo]

More like Harry Hypotternuse.

[nobodysuspectsthebutterfly]

You’re a mathemagician, Harry.

[coonblr]

I just couldn’t not reblog this.

[sixpenceee]

[soundgoodizer]

howd they get north america out there

[webtvsexforum-deactivated202407]

please bring us home

[questioningthenormal-deactivate]

you dangerous, dangerous people

[rebelholmes]

That’s what I never understand about the purge movies, if all laws were suspended I still don’t want to commit fucking MURDER.

[imeach780]

dad: whaddya got there, son

son: soy milk

dad: hola milk, soy tu padre

[legalmexican]

I'm gay as hell but my parents are super religious so my brother (shoutout to him the real mvp) pretends that MY girlfriend is his girlfriend so my parents don't freak out if her and I act a bit gay in front of them and also when she sleeps over, they make her sleep in my room 'cause they think her and my brother are gonna fuck if they sleep in the same room but jokes on them because she likes pussy and her and i fuck all night

OMG HIS THE REALIST BROTHER OUT THERE HE HELPING HIS SISTER GET PUSSY WHAT A CHAMP

[closertotheclouds]

[zing-zing-zing]

Unfortunately, for J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter fans, the movies cannot be like the books BECAUSE THEY ONLY HAVE TWO HOURS TO FIT EVERYTHING IN

PSAT knows where to hit us where it hurts (via ozxira)

[runestele]

ah yes

make sure my calculator is away 

wouldn’t want me to cheat

on the english portion

with a calculator

logic

so much logic

[lullingly]

I came to the Grand Canyon to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.

The Man From Boston (via lullingly)

[jjnora]

I literally have never felt more connected to other tumblr users than by form w of the psat everybody's all BEDAZZLE THE FAKE GRAND CANYON WITH CHILDREN THT ARE ACTUALLY DOLPHINS COVERED IN THE CALLIGRAPHY THAT YOUNG SENSEI WASNT ASKED ABOUT AND HARRY POTTER WASNT LONG ENOUGH AND I CAN ACTUALLY SAY I KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT IT MAKES ME FEEL SO ALIVE AND CONNECTED I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS SATISFIED ON TUMBLR BEFORE

[kool-kat-kids]

MY DOLPHIN DON’T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT HUN

(via mistawafflz)