i'm no stormtrooper.

THIS BLOG IS NOT SPOILER-FREE FN-2187, otherwise known as Finn. "during my first battle, i made a choice. i wasn't going to kill for them." affiliated with citta alveare. armed with a bb gun. housed in t-1.

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transl0cating:

❝ That’s why you don’t use it in a shower. ❞ 

❝ They’re made for people who like to sit in water for extended periods of time. It’s supposed to be ‘relaxing’. ❞

“Well that explains why I don’t really get it, then.”

“I’ve never really been taught to do something like that. Seems like...something someone with a lot of time on their hands will do.”

Though it did sound intriguing...

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psychicxmasterxwill:

“…not exactly. I was trying to make puns, though I suppose I also explained what they did too.”

Yeah no, this man was no master. He doubted he could ever hold his own against someone like Poe.

“Well at least you killed two Porgs with one stone?”

Though he still doubted anything of what he said could be considered a pun.

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betterscience:

“It’s an orb that one places into a bath. It will break apart in the water, leaving it colored and scented, and is soothing to bathe in.”

“Huh.” Finn had never been taught to enjoy showers or baths. It was get in, get clean, get out.

“Doesn’t it stain your skin or something? Seems kind of impractical but also...sorta nice?”

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psychicxmasterxwill:

Will paused for a moment, feeling as if there was miscommunication somewhere.

“…it seems I failed at being punny.”

Punny--is that was he was trying to be? Man, that kinda thing was better left to the experts.

“You were just explaining exactly what bombs do, weren’t you?”

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“Bath bombs are alright, they are more appealing to look at than use.”

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“And still no one has explained what a bath bomb even is--”

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caduceusing:

          THERE SHE IS, THE 38-YEAR-OLD doctor sprawled on her back in the sixth sector garbed in the warmest clothes she owns. lips curl into a bright smile as she sits up, having made what seems one of a few angels upon the snow. somehow, she doesn’t see a problem with acting just a tad childish for the occasion.

          ❝ Won’t you join me? Making snow angels can be quit relaxing, you know. ❞

Snow.

He’d heard about it, but he hadn’t seen it much in his life. Being that he grew up on ship, he only ever saw it from the launch bay, but he dared not step into it, not that he was allowed to. The first time he was ever off the ship was to a place drier than anything else, and snow was probably the last thing anyone there had ever seen

But here he was, standing in it, a hand raised to the sky as snowflakes fell into his hand, and melted into its warmth. It was piling up all around him, and snow brought with it cold, but he didn’t mind. A voice broke him from his thoughts, and he turned to see a woman lying on the ground, her arms and legs splayed out all around her body. 

Why would anyone want to do that?

“Sorry, I don’t think I can. I don’t...what’s a snow angel?”

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psychicxmasterxwill:

“They also have a nasty habit of using Self Destruct.”

Finn squinted. What was this man trying to get at.

“Yeah!! Cause that’s what bombs do.”

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psychicxmasterxwill:

“Sounds rather explosive, if you ask me.”

“...yes. Because. That’s what bombs do. They explode.”

“So they’re explosive.”

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transl0cating:

❝ Bath bombs are way more fun than real bombs. More fizzy, less explode…y. ❞

“Fizzy...?

“Isn’t the whole point of a shower to get in, get clean, and get out? Don’t really see how well that’d work in one of those.”

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“Look, I don’t know what a bath bomb is. But I’ve had experience with bombs in my life, and it doesn’t sound too promising.”

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guess who’s back (back again)

this blog will contain spoilers for the last jedi! I will be messaging anyone i’m doing starters for to ask if they’re ok with them or not and spoilers will be tagged with #tlj spoilers if that’s something you wanna block right now! that being said, i’ll do 4 starters, not counting star wars cast! i gotta get back in my writing groove so bear with me ;o;

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@leviiathan

Perhaps most people would have hesitated a bit upon seeing a gray person with what appeared to be gills walking by, but Finn wasn’t most people. With his background, the girl that walked by was actually more humanoid than most of the things he tended to see, which is why he had no fear in approaching her with a quick wave.

“Hey uh, hello--” He hesitated a moment, wondering if this was a weird question to ask, being that he hadn’t really tried to speak to many people in his time in the city.

“I uh...don’t know much about this place. But I’m starved. There’s gotta be somewhere good to eat here, right?”

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if for some reason you are no longer with citta, please like this so i can unfollow!

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you heard her she’s the boss @scavengess @starkilld

[citta-alveare-deactivated201811]

Finn from Star Wars is here, app is under /app! I wanted to ask though, since I am reapping - I wanted to add TLJ Spoilers into his app with a warning, but then decided to wait a while, a couple weeks or so before doing so - is it okay to app him and and add those spoilers later?

Welcome back, Finn!

You’ll be housed in apartment t-1.

You’ll retain everything you were given during your previous stay.

Enjoy your stay!

— mod o12

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