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@imflynn
Hey hi hello everyone
If you know me personally or you just ended up on my blog
I hath an announcement
✨I am still a piece of garbage ✨
No actually labels and names have changed
I now identify as gender fluid
If you could her do kind as to you he/they pronouns
And refer to me as Flynn from now on? That would be splendid, and would make my day ☺️☺️☺️☺️
Jumping Spider Crochet Pattern
Hi! I got a few asks wondering about a pattern for my jumping spider! I made up the pattern myself, but it’s fairly simple and I’m kinda interested to share with others! I used a 2.5 mm crochet hook and Red Heart Yarn in “Day Glow”, but I’m sure with a project like this people can be very creative with their choices! If anyone uses this pattern, please link back to my page, don’t sell things you’ve made with this pattern, and also send me a picture! I’d love to see what people do!
Head:
6 sc in a magic circle
inc 6x to make 12 stitches
1 sc, inc 6x to make 18 stitches
2 sc, inc 6x to make 24 stitches
3 sc, inc 6x to make 30 stitches
4 sc inc 6x to make 36 stitches
6 rows of 36 stitches
4 sc, dec 6x to make 30 stitches
3 sc, dec 6x to make 24 stitches
add eyes - I used 12mm, 9mm, and 6mm - I looked at a lot of pictures online to decide what the eye arrangements should be - jumping spiders have a very distinctive arrangement, but if you want to go for another style feel free!
2 sc, dec 6x to make 18 stitches
1 sc, dec 6x to make 12 stitches
6 dec to make 6 stitches
close off w more decreases
add pedipalps/chelicerae (aka those little face pincer things): 6 sc in a magic circle, 3 rows of 6, and sew on - this is a place where I went fairly ambiguous with the actual spider parts, I think it could be improved upon!
Body:
6 sc in a magic circle
inc 6x to make 12 stitches
do another row of 12 stitches (to elongate the abdomen slightly)
1 sc, inc 6x to make 18 stitches
2 sc, inc 6x to make 24 stitches
3 sc, inc 6x to make 30 stitches
8 rows of 30 stitches
3 sc, dec 6x to make 24 stitches
2 sc, dec 6x to make 18 stitches
1 sc, dec 6x to make 12 stitches
6 dec to make 6 stitches
2 rows of 6 stitches (to make the waist)
attach to head
Legs (you know what you have to do! make 8 of them!!):
6 sc in a magic circle
~20 rows of 6 (basically make them as long as you want!)
I had to taper the legs off at the end by doing some decreases, so they would all fit under the head as the cephalothorax - Spiders have such interesting anatomy!
I then sewed on all the legs, and used a combination of stitching with yarn (to make the bend in the middle of the leg) and a hot glue gun (keeping the legs close to the head) to pose the legs. (She looks like a dead spider here, don’t fret, little cutie!)
And that’s it! I guess if someone tries this and comes up with questions, feel free to ask me! I wrote this more for people who are familiar with crocheting amigurumis, but there are lots of resources out there for beginners!
I’m pretty pleased with how this spider turned out - I think it’s a good combination of real spider anatomy and “cute-ification” - to be fair though, jumping spiders are just so cute in general! I hope this results in more cute crocheted spiders in the world!
Making sure I don’t lose this
99% of "mysterious disappearances" esp of people in their 20s who start acting weird for 48 hours and then vanish are not mysterious, thats just when a lot of reality-obliterating mental illness tends to kick in and it's pretty easy to get a short circuit in your brain that makes you go family guy death pose in joshua tree national park. it's not any less tragic, it's just a documented phenomenon and not particularly predictable. its a big reason the medical advice is for people with a family history of schizophrenia to completely avoid weed and psychedelics. "people just go crazy sometimes" is a principle of human health that used to be a lot more accepted prior to the american midcentury and to a certain extent thats a healthier way to conceptualize and prepare for the risk, as opposed to the modern assertion that anyone acting weird is dangerous and broken forever.
you should have a rough outline of a plan for if any of your loved ones experiences psychosis, it really does happen a lot. UTIs can cause psychosis. taking drugs, even safe drugs, or prescription drugs, can cause psychosis. i was once prescribed a heavy regimen of vitamin D because i was deficient, but the doctor never told me to stop taking it, so i moved to california, stopped being deficient, and developed vitamin d toxicity with downstream hyperparathyroidism which triggered significant hypomania that was undetected and uncontrolled for yeeeeeeears. i just slowly got Weird and started making impulsive decisions based on slightly out-of-gamut beliefs. i drove cross country by myself to have a love affair. the love affair was real, the series of decisions leading to burning down my life in pursuit of it were based on not great brain function however. etc. you see what i mean. churchill mentioned depression being the "black dog who stalks us" (one reason for Churchgrim's multi-referential name) but theres another, stealthier dog called Insanity and it's closer to some people than others but man it sneaks up on you. every time i see one of those "guy gets weird and drives into the wilderness forever" missing persons stories i think "yeah i could totally pull that off"
"van gogh cut off his ear what a lunatic" you are 3 nights of bad sleep, getting unexpected upsetting news and taking a substance as benign as coffee at the wrong time away from doing the same hope this helps
this is probably one of my favorite jokes in all of western media
ok but the way he's still kind of getting outcunted by the guy on the left
The Ballad of Bella Buttons (based on a true story)
I was so very productive in digital art class and made these soda ripoffs, enjoy
since this is STILL my most popular post I think it’s time for a sequel
"Elk Centaur" by Francois Lelong
Stevens Point Sculpture Park, Wisconsin, USA
Would tbh
I found this thing while drunk in the woods, and I was with friends so it wasn’t particularly scary, but it definitely felt more alive than you would expect
This was lowkey one of the funniest moments in yugioh
Prime Video: So, Good Omens Season 2
Neil Gaiman: Yes
Prime Video: What‘s the Story?
Neil Gaiman: No story, just vibes.
Prime Video: Neil, we need a little more to work with.
Neil Gaiman: Okay, do you remember Sister Theresa Garrulous and Sister Loquacious from Season 1?
Prime Video: Yes?
Neil Gaiman: They‘re in a coffee shop AU.
Prime Video: Aaaand?
Neil Gaiman: And they need to fall in love.
Prime Video: But Neil what about Crowley and Aziraphale?
Neil Gaiman: Oh, don‘t worry. They‘re already in love.
Prime Video: Not sure this is enough.
Neil Gaiman: Naked Jon Hamm.
Prime Video: OK, yeah, sold.
Actually I started with Naked Jon Hamm. But otherwise, yeah, more or less accurate.
when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body
michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN
Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks
Jesus Christ, that’s the height at which every rollercoaster and dark ride is a decapitation threat
how am I ever supposed to leave tumblr when it takes me on journeys like this
My latest cartoon for @GuardianBooks.
This is what will happen when I die if I am good.
need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash
reblog to give a mutual a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars in cash
icant even explain why i feel this way about it but this meme, this specific version, just makes me so emotional i love it so so much. its very heartwarming. peace n love on planet earth
