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kia ora! I am a professional mcyt (Empires SMP S1 specifically) enjoyer. I also enjoy some good rottmnt. love sonic. mentally ill about hlvrai. got into DST. just kinda whatever man. Profile picture commissioned from @belovedgamers! Header a photo of Lake Wakatipu taken by me Call me DJ :] [she\he\they]. mid 20s. No, I will not do reblog chains. Jinx72 on AO3 Buy me a ko-fi. My art and writing is under "#djpurple3's art yo", and "#djpurple3's writing yo".

[djpurple3]

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Kia ora! Call me DJ. I use he/she/they, I’m in my early 20s, and I’m a kiwi. I'm a writer, artist and musician, though I don't often post my own stuff anymore ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

COMMISSIONS ARE NOW OPEN!!

You can find my ko-fi here, if you're feeling so generous.

I'm also a pro gamer (lie) and when I do stream on Twitch, I'll usually promote it here, very loosely.

I’m on AO3 as Jinx72. I don't post that often anymore but I'm working on it.

Main fandoms seem to be: MCYT (specifically Empires (esp season 1) and Traffic Series, Minecraft in general, HLVRAI, core Half Life/Portal, Sonic the Hedgehog, Don't Starve, and the odd other stuff and things. I also know many, many other useless things.

(if you're going hey weren't you in the sanders sides fandom, uh, yeah, i was, but not anymore <3)

Between that and some good ol' fashion shitposting, that's basically what you'll find here ^-^

art tag is #djpurple3′s art yo

writing tag is #djpurple3′s writing yo

music tag is #dj's music

talk tag is #dj rambles <- mostly for blocking purposes, lmao

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That's probably about it! Thank you for reading <3

[darkmacademia]

makes a connection between disparate academic concepts: I am shakign very fast I am so intelligent and can see god

[chaoticdumbasshalforc]

Some of my fave Black Fae Day lewks:

Slays.bySarah on IG

Etoilesroses on IG

Phleshe on IG and maybe on here? 

Feycrafts on twitter

KSHAW_tv on Twitter

Kagoneko on twitter

Hotboybebop on Twitter 

Queer_Elf_Club on Twitter 

And Thorns_and_Flames who lives in  my head rent-free

[felikatze]

(interprets the prophecy) god fucking dammit not again

[tinylobelia-deactivated20200702]

[wisteriafield]

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[ivydapple]

🌙 the two sisters ☀️

[casgirl]

Characters who are like “let’s run away together let’s get away from all this” when it’s already too late!!!!!!!

[taretaglia]

[deeby]

Why did you pull me over? Audio Transcript

Shut the fuck up when cops ask questions! The script. These 25 words we're talking about.

To begin with, let's talk about: what you do when that cop first comes up to you, and no matter what he says:

Where are you going, where are you coming from, what's that smell, how many drinks have you had, you know this is a high drug traffic area. Why are you sweating? Why are your eyes red? Why do you seem nervous?

Those cops can ask anything they want and when they first come up on you, you wanna say "why did you pull me over?"

That's the first phrase of the script because under case law, the cops have about 7-8 minutes to give you a traffic ticket unless they find other independent probable cause to further detain you. And they find that when you start yapping.

Now, just cause they pulled you over, doesn't mean it's a traffic stop. Maybe your tires are low or something else is wrong.

So, "why did you pull me over?" starts the clock ticking, and that's your tip of the day. And shut the fuck up when cops ask questions.

[depsidase]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[mrmeriwether]

I don't know that I've ever seen someone make the Aardman Grimace in real life.

Truly a masterclass in harrowingly strained enthusiasm!

[mattefier-deactivated20221118]

[mintbees]

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

[mintbees]

[boazpriestly]

This “God Creating Things” series by @lonnieiiv on TikTok is HILARIOUS!

[killorbekillian]

God: Now listen to me Gabriel, these are going to be really fun because some go on pizzas.

Gabriel: Yeah, okay, okay.

God: You like that? And then some will make you see things.

Gabriel: ...’Kay?

God: And some, Gabriel, some just... kill you.

Gabriel: [Long pause] You doin’ okay, pal?

[charlesoberonn]

I like how the impression isn’t just God, but specifically the Morgan Freeman God.

[churrotowns]

since it’s pride month, throwback to this beautiful cover and this wholesome interaction between two icons

[brightlotusmoon]

[sabellart]

the ladybugs first appearance on the ed sullivan show c. 1964

[sabellart]

rb with close ups bc i spent way too much time on this good lord

[djpurple3]

The feature of not only filtering out tags but filtering out whole phrases/words is so fucking wonderful because you can put whole usernames in there and it saves you from having to look at some of the most annoying famous/gimmick blogs of all time

[twinkhole-destroyer]

someone is putting up pictures of me around town and they all say I’m ‘wanted’. which is nice

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me