imfrybro

I'm so funny that you'll die.

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i have a folder dedicated to "bad math memes" i made on mspaint in 2022. a friend of mine said tumblr would eat them up? but you know... i'll post one just to test the waters

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a lot of people have started begging and offering their lives to me to post the rest but im not convinced y—

oh oh ok hang on i gotta i need to go get my laptop gimme a hot second

so hey, that's everything including the ones i don't like, but if you want more just ask. ive furthered my education since then so surely i could whip up something for trig or stat maybe.

thanks for liking my stupid math memes. show all the dads and tell me what they think.

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Heard one of my coworkers talking to our boss. The conversation went as follows:

Boss, sternly yet calmly: “We need to treat (company) the same as (other company).”

Coworker: “so what tHE FUCK DO THEY NEED THAT FOR?!”

And later…

Coworker: “You doin’ anything good tomorrow, (boss name)?”

Boss: “what?”

Coworker: “You doin’ any-“

Boss: “NO!”

I love working in IT.

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I still don’t know what a boarding school is. Attempts at verbally explaining it to me have been futile at best. If anyone would care to graciously go over the definition through song and dance, I’d be forever in your debt.

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A doctor tosses and turns in bed whilst experiencing a harrowing nightmare. Visions of brutish, relentless jaws clamping down on helpless apples run rampant through his mind. He tries to scamper away from the thoughts as fast as he can, and he’s too paralyzed by fear to look back. As it turns out, the jaws are my jaws. I’m eating 2 apples every day at work, and I slosh and crunch them like a horse. I’ve taken to chomping on the core and seeds as well, grinding the stem to shreds and gulping it down. Doctors fear me. Fish fear me. Women fear me. Horses fear me.

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At the end of our shift today, my very quiet and reserved supervisor walked back into our room and pantomimed revving a chainsaw while whisper-yelling "IT'S TIME TO GO, BOYS!". The man has grey hair and glasses that magnify his eyes to be egg-sized, and has probably never spoken above a mere murmur since I started this job. I love working in IT.